K, everyone has a "groan"to a good pun, in a good way... let's see what ya got, I'll start:
A thief attempted to steal paintings from the Louvre in Paris, but was caught 2 blocks away when his van ran out of gas. All the thief could say for himself was: "I had no MONET to buy DEGAS to make the VAN GOGH. But I tried for it anyway because I had nothing TOULOUSE!"
Wha Wha wha....
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