1. trucky's Avatar
    Man seeks police protection from sex-mad wife

    A Turkish man has turned to police in a desperate plea for shelter from his sex-obsessed wife of 18 years.

    The man claims to have been forced to sleep on the sofa for four years (Getty)

    The man is seeking help after being unable to meet his wifes insatiable appetite and constant demands for sex, authorities said on Wednesday.
    He arrived at his local police station in south-western Germany complaining that he had been sleeping on the sofa for the past four years in order to escape the clutches of his sex-crazed wife.

    The couple have been together for 18 years and have two children.
    In a statement police said: Now he has decided to get a divorce and to move out... in the hope of finally getting some rest, particularly as he is anxious to arrive at work well rested.

    At the moment this is impossible because he says his wife keeps coming into the living room demanding that he perform his marital duties.

    'He asked for police help in getting some sleep at night.
    01-27-11 06:50 AM
  2. Deathcommand's Avatar

    thats actually a bit scary.
    01-27-11 07:43 AM
  3. highjakker's Avatar
    his wife:
    01-27-11 09:58 AM
  4. Blade_27's Avatar
    I bet their names are Al & Peg.
    01-27-11 04:14 PM
  5. highjakker's Avatar
    she's probably a big fan of animal print clothes!
    01-27-11 04:15 PM
  6. kellyjdrummer's Avatar
    she's probably a big fan of animal print clothes!
    01-27-11 04:42 PM
  7. Rootbrian's Avatar
    This is insane. Divorce and put a restraining order out.

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    01-28-11 06:24 AM
  8. kellyjdrummer's Avatar
    If you are "hooked up" with someone like that, you are more likely to be standing in line, not being waited for. If some of your other friends have STD's, you likely do as well.
    01-28-11 06:30 AM
  9. highjakker's Avatar
    "hey! h0! hey! h0! who's down with OPP? you know me!"
    01-28-11 09:26 AM