06-26-10 10:00 AM
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  1. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Attention OT gods!
    I submit for your consideration, as MODERATOR, young apprentice Prada.

    We will sacrifice many naked virgin n00bs in your honour.
    06-24-10 11:56 AM
  2. trucky's Avatar
    When do the sacrifices start?
    06-24-10 11:58 AM
  3. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    This will never come to pass! But if I do become a mod, I solemly swear to be a good boy
    06-24-10 11:59 AM
  4. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    When do the sacrifices start?
    Do you know any virgins?
    06-24-10 12:06 PM
  5. trucky's Avatar
    Ohhh, So.... This is another one of those BYOV deals?
    06-24-10 12:10 PM
  6. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Oh, I should probably make this clear now.

    Attention accolytes! Your mother is NOT a virgin, no matter what she tells you.
    06-24-10 12:18 PM
  7. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Unless you're Jesus?
    06-24-10 12:19 PM
  8. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Unless you're Jesus?
    Well, my mom used to call me Jesus when I was younger.
    "Jesus! Why did you do that after I told you not to!"
    "Jesus Christ! Sit still!"
    06-24-10 12:24 PM
  9. trucky's Avatar
    Not knowing what an acolyte is, I had to look it up. I think I understand better now...

    ACOLYTE:
    Because no one can read the text, we make up our own holy laws
    It means that nobody will ever, EVER, die in holy wars
    On Horny Days we dance in our invisible pink uniform
    We are the acolytes of the Invisible Pink Unicorn

    ALL:
    On Horny Days we dance in our invisible pink uniform
    We are the acolytes of the Invisible Pink Unicorn
    06-24-10 12:25 PM
  10. Radius's Avatar
    Not knowing what an acolyte is, I had to look it up. I think I understand better now...

    ACOLYTE:
    Because no one can read the text, we make up our own holy laws
    It means that nobody will ever, EVER, die in holy wars
    On Horny Days we dance in our invisible pink uniform
    We are the acolytes of the Invisible Pink Unicorn

    ALL:
    On Horny Days we dance in our invisible pink uniform
    We are the acolytes of the Invisible Pink Unicorn
    That is oddly arousing and reminds me of my childhood all at the same time. I love my uncle.
    06-24-10 12:28 PM
  11. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Can I be Pradas fluffer?

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    06-24-10 12:36 PM
  12. wnm's Avatar
    This will never come to pass! But if I do become a mod, I solemly swear to be a good boy
    Then what's the point of having you as a Mod?
    06-24-10 12:40 PM
  13. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Geez Trucky, obvious much? We don't need to celebrate it.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    06-24-10 12:42 PM
  14. trucky's Avatar
    I honestly didn't know what it meant... I kinda thought it had to do with fluffing up skirts, but then... that didn't really fit so...
    06-24-10 12:45 PM
  15. Radius's Avatar
    I honestly didn't know what it meant... I kinda thought it had to do with fluffing up skirts, but then... that didn't really fit so...
    Umm ok, I'm confused too. So who is it that makes sure my pillows are all nice and fluffy before i go to bed?
    06-24-10 12:47 PM
  16. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    I honestly didn't know what it meant... I kinda thought it had to do with fluffing up skirts, but then... that didn't really fit so...
    Once upon a time I didn't know what a rusty trombone was either, but I sure as *#!? Didn't feel compelled to post it on CB

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    06-24-10 12:50 PM
  17. Radius's Avatar
    Who's up for Yahtzee? Us normal people vs. the iPhone crowd. They can roll their dice app while we pelt them with the real thing.
    06-24-10 12:52 PM
  18. trucky's Avatar
    Once upon a time I didn't know what a rusty trombone was either, but I sure as *#!? Didn't feel compelled to post it on CB
    OK OK... tis gone. I was kinda excited at the find but my brain seems to get ahead of my mind sometimes. (googling rusty trombone)
    06-24-10 12:55 PM
  19. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Two pages already? Sheesh, maybe there is hope!
    06-24-10 01:03 PM
  20. Radius's Avatar
    Two pages already? Sheesh, maybe there is hope!
    We're only human.

    In other words, we're all gonna die horribly.
    06-24-10 01:05 PM
  21. trucky's Avatar
    I knew I was in deep doo doo when she spelled my name with a capital T. Kinda like your momma calling you and using all the names she knows for you.
    06-24-10 01:07 PM
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    06-24-10 01:07 PM
  23. Radius's Avatar
    If that's what they look like then you can keep 'em. Scary.
    06-24-10 01:11 PM
  24. wnm's Avatar
    I knew I was in deep doo doo when she spelled my name with a capital T. Kinda like your momma calling you and using all the names she knows for you.
    It's when she starts middle naming you that you know you're really in trouble.
    06-24-10 01:14 PM
  25. Radius's Avatar
    What if instead of a mod he's just a secret enforcer? You know, quietly watches and then when you least expects it reports everyone to the mods and sits back all surprised when people are banned.
    06-24-10 01:45 PM
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