[LazyStarGazer]

Attention OT gods!
I submit for your consideration, as MODERATOR, young apprentice Prada.

We will sacrifice many naked virgin n00bs in your honour.

[trucky]

When do the sacrifices start?

[xxxxpradaxxxx]

This will never come to pass! But if I do become a mod, I solemly swear to be a good boy

[LazyStarGazer]

When do the sacrifices start?

Do you know any virgins?

[trucky]

Ohhh, So.... This is another one of those BYOV deals?

[LazyStarGazer]

Oh, I should probably make this clear now.

Attention accolytes! Your mother is NOT a virgin, no matter what she tells you.

[xxxxpradaxxxx]

Unless you're Jesus?

[LazyStarGazer]

Unless you're Jesus?

Well, my mom used to call me Jesus when I was younger.
"Jesus! Why did you do that after I told you not to!"
"Jesus Christ! Sit still!"

[trucky]

Not knowing what an acolyte is, I had to look it up. I think I understand better now...

ACOLYTE:
Because no one can read the text, we make up our own holy laws
It means that nobody will ever, EVER, die in holy wars
On Horny Days we dance in our invisible pink uniform
We are the acolytes of the Invisible Pink Unicorn

ALL:
On Horny Days we dance in our invisible pink uniform
We are the acolytes of the Invisible Pink Unicorn

[Radius]

Not knowing what an acolyte is, I had to look it up. I think I understand better now...

ACOLYTE:
Because no one can read the text, we make up our own holy laws
It means that nobody will ever, EVER, die in holy wars
On Horny Days we dance in our invisible pink uniform
We are the acolytes of the Invisible Pink Unicorn

ALL:
On Horny Days we dance in our invisible pink uniform
We are the acolytes of the Invisible Pink Unicorn

That is oddly arousing and reminds me of my childhood all at the same time. I love my uncle.

[Mavis Fesselmeyer]

Can I be Pradas fluffer?

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[wnm]

This will never come to pass! But if I do become a mod, I solemly swear to be a good boy

Then what's the point of having you as a Mod?

[Mavis Fesselmeyer]

Geez Trucky, obvious much? We don't need to celebrate it.

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[trucky]

I honestly didn't know what it meant... I kinda thought it had to do with fluffing up skirts, but then... that didn't really fit so...

[Radius]

I honestly didn't know what it meant... I kinda thought it had to do with fluffing up skirts, but then... that didn't really fit so...

Umm ok, I'm confused too. So who is it that makes sure my pillows are all nice and fluffy before i go to bed?

[Mavis Fesselmeyer]

I honestly didn't know what it meant... I kinda thought it had to do with fluffing up skirts, but then... that didn't really fit so...

Once upon a time I didn't know what a rusty trombone was either, but I sure as *#!? Didn't feel compelled to post it on CB

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[Radius]

Who's up for Yahtzee? Us normal people vs. the iPhone crowd. They can roll their dice app while we pelt them with the real thing.

[trucky]

Once upon a time I didn't know what a rusty trombone was either, but I sure as *#!? Didn't feel compelled to post it on CB

OK OK... tis gone. I was kinda excited at the find but my brain seems to get ahead of my mind sometimes. (googling rusty trombone)

[xxxxpradaxxxx]

Two pages already? Sheesh, maybe there is hope!

[Radius]

Two pages already? Sheesh, maybe there is hope!

We're only human.

In other words, we're all gonna die horribly.

[trucky]

I knew I was in deep doo doo when she spelled my name with a capital T. Kinda like your momma calling you and using all the names she knows for you.

[jlb21]

[Radius]

If that's what they look like then you can keep 'em. Scary.

[wnm]

I knew I was in deep doo doo when she spelled my name with a capital T. Kinda like your momma calling you and using all the names she knows for you.

It's when she starts middle naming you that you know you're really in trouble.

[Radius]

What if instead of a mod he's just a secret enforcer? You know, quietly watches and then when you least expects it reports everyone to the mods and sits back all surprised when people are banned.