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  1. dellagregg's Avatar
    My last one was
    " dats ****ed up"
    the one b4 that
    "Well come on, damn, oh yea and bring urself a chaser"

    But this one is funny so i had to post

    "FWD: FWD: FWD: THE PSYCHO WARD CALLED ANS SAID SOME ONE SHOWED UP SMOKIN A JOINT WEARING A THONG AND RIDING A GOAT. IMMA COME GET YOU BUT THIS **** BETTER NOT HAPPEN AGAIN!!"
    07-22-09 11:26 PM
  2. 12weezer13's Avatar
    So I tried to go a whole day without texting you. And here I am...

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    07-23-09 12:20 AM
  3. eripmu's Avatar
    I left out meat to make tacos. Can you make it and Guacomole?

    My answer was no because I just sprained my ankle. It hard to move around now.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    07-23-09 01:11 AM
  4. orchid979's Avatar
    Fight! Fight! At Church! Get to the sanctuary QUICK! It's a good one!
    07-23-09 08:13 AM
  5. Crackberrykills's Avatar
    Kill her. No, really, kill her. lol.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    07-25-09 03:01 PM
  6. Crackberrykills's Avatar
    "seeeee u missing out on some good old tasting moonshine"

    from a friend who wanted me to party with them last night.
    Hahaha. Yeah, real moonshine is bad times. Like, really bad times.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    07-25-09 03:03 PM
  7. princesuperstar1226's Avatar
    *Wtf y dont u love me?Who did u go down on?*

    From a drunk friend ... Hahaha ...

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    07-25-09 09:58 PM
  8. allure08's Avatar
    mine was just "ok"
    07-26-09 12:08 PM
  9. Crackberrykills's Avatar
    "That thunder shook my house. I am not even kidding right now."

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    07-26-09 11:15 PM
  10. bmwmpower's Avatar
    "I already sold it for 450. Sold at that price within an hour of posting bro"

    (referring to a lens i wanted to buy, texted a guy on craigslist)
    07-28-09 01:19 PM
  11. Jen.Babe.87's Avatar
    So, since apparently were still together, I figured I'd see what you were up to tonight.

    To which I replied, "Yeah funny, cuz I talked to your girl about your date the other night, she couldnt stop smiling. Guess thats why shes been texting you smiley faces."

    From a friend I used to work with, people swore up and down we were dating, so we joke about it now.

    07-28-09 10:29 PM
  12. kylewell's Avatar
    "Yea, i'm hella boozed just dancin around with drug addicts."
    From a friend who is as the motley crue concert...

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    07-28-09 11:20 PM
  13. Tlynnsmith's Avatar
    "Are you ever going to go out with him? I would have stopped asking you out long ago"

    From a friend...
    07-29-09 12:24 AM
  14. Crackberrykills's Avatar
    "Umm, awkward moment. "

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    07-29-09 05:59 AM
  15. thinkamp's Avatar
    "a french bulldog came into the vet hospital bc it had got into the owner's medical marijuana haha! this thing is so out of it."
    07-29-09 09:00 AM
  16. Cr0nichik's Avatar
    "Aawwwww that's MY little girl!!! MINE MINE MINE"


    A friend of mine referring to a picture of my daughter

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    07-29-09 09:31 AM
  17. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    yesterday i sent a message to both my roommates saying "I should be getting a package today so if you beat me home, keep a look out for it so it doesn't get wet."

    response from #1 roommate- "**** you, i'll pee on your box of dildos..."

    response from #2 roommate- "Your package may not be wet when you get home, but mine sure will be..."

    i live with them, i hear this every day.
    07-29-09 10:25 AM
  18. crs7088's Avatar
    "Wat r u ******* serious thats so **** stupid!!!!!"
    07-30-09 01:11 AM
  19. giveupliar's Avatar
    Yeah good luck to both of us
    07-30-09 01:55 AM
  20. Crackberrykills's Avatar
    "Umm, what?"

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    07-30-09 05:49 AM
  21. eric_anthony2000's Avatar
    A blond goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup.** So she peels it off and starts screaming,* 'I've won a motorhome!* I've won a motorhome!' *
    The waitress says, 'That's impossible.* The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?'
    But the blonde keeps on screaming, 'I've won a motorhome!* I've won a motorhome!'
    Finally, the manager comes over and says, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.* You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.
    The blonde says, 'No, it's not a mistake.* I've won a motorhome!'
    And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...
    (YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! . I PROMISE !)



    'W I N A B A G E L'

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    07-30-09 07:06 AM
  22. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    "You showed me that you really cared...and it made me want to come back."

    From a friend who was going to leave CB.com. Made my day...
    07-30-09 08:07 AM
  23. Tlynnsmith's Avatar
    "I don't know what happened to his teeth. He looks like a Jack O'Lantern"
    07-30-09 07:11 PM
  24. Jen.Babe.87's Avatar
    "Hey, you dont happen to know where my black XBOX controller is?"

    He's so cute sometimes
    07-30-09 09:42 PM
  25. Tripster's Avatar
    Meet me @ Drink @ downtown!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    07-30-09 10:50 PM
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