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dellagregg

My last one was
" dats ****ed up"
the one b4 that
"Well come on, damn, oh yea and bring urself a chaser"

But this one is funny so i had to post

"FWD: FWD: FWD: THE PSYCHO WARD CALLED ANS SAID SOME ONE SHOWED UP SMOKIN A JOINT WEARING A THONG AND RIDING A GOAT. IMMA COME GET YOU BUT THIS **** BETTER NOT HAPPEN AGAIN!!"

07-22-09 11:26 PM

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12weezer13

So I tried to go a whole day without texting you. And here I am...

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07-23-09 12:20 AM

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eripmu

I left out meat to make tacos. Can you make it and Guacomole?

My answer was no because I just sprained my ankle. It hard to move around now.

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07-23-09 01:11 AM

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orchid979

Fight! Fight! At Church! Get to the sanctuary QUICK! It's a good one!

07-23-09 08:13 AM

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Crackberrykills

The CBK

Kill her. No, really, kill her. lol.

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07-25-09 03:01 PM

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Crackberrykills

The CBK

Originally Posted by becmow2

"seeeee u missing out on some good old tasting moonshine"

from a friend who wanted me to party with them last night.

Hahaha. Yeah, real moonshine is bad times. Like, really bad times.

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07-25-09 03:03 PM

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princesuperstar1226

*Wtf y dont u love me?Who did u go down on?*

From a drunk friend ... Hahaha ...

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07-25-09 09:58 PM

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allure08

mine was just "ok"

07-26-09 12:08 PM

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Crackberrykills

The CBK

"That thunder shook my house. I am not even kidding right now."

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07-26-09 11:15 PM

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bmwmpower

"I already sold it for 450. Sold at that price within an hour of posting bro"

(referring to a lens i wanted to buy, texted a guy on craigslist)

07-28-09 01:19 PM

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Jen.Babe.87

So, since apparently were still together, I figured I'd see what you were up to tonight.

To which I replied, "Yeah funny, cuz I talked to your girl about your date the other night, she couldnt stop smiling. Guess thats why shes been texting you smiley faces."

From a friend I used to work with, people swore up and down we were dating, so we joke about it now.

07-28-09 10:29 PM

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kylewell

"Yea, i'm hella boozed just dancin around with drug addicts."
From a friend who is as the motley crue concert...

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07-28-09 11:20 PM

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Tlynnsmith

"Are you ever going to go out with him? I would have stopped asking you out long ago"

From a friend...

07-29-09 12:24 AM

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Crackberrykills

The CBK

"Umm, awkward moment. "

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07-29-09 05:59 AM

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thinkamp

"a french bulldog came into the vet hospital bc it had got into the owner's medical marijuana haha! this thing is so out of it."

07-29-09 09:00 AM

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Cr0nichik

"Aawwwww that's MY little girl!!! MINE MINE MINE"

A friend of mine referring to a picture of my daughter

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07-29-09 09:31 AM

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KillYouWithMyMind

yesterday i sent a message to both my roommates saying "I should be getting a package today so if you beat me home, keep a look out for it so it doesn't get wet."

response from #1 roommate- "**** you, i'll pee on your box of dildos..."

response from #2 roommate- "Your package may not be wet when you get home, but mine sure will be..."

i live with them, i hear this every day.

07-29-09 10:25 AM

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crs7088

"Wat r u ******* serious thats so **** stupid!!!!!"

07-30-09 01:11 AM

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giveupliar

Yeah good luck to both of us

07-30-09 01:55 AM

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Crackberrykills

The CBK

"Umm, what?"

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07-30-09 05:49 AM

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eric_anthony2000

A blond goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup.** So she peels it off and starts screaming,* 'I've won a motorhome!* I've won a motorhome!' *
The waitress says, 'That's impossible.* The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?'
But the blonde keeps on screaming, 'I've won a motorhome!* I've won a motorhome!'
Finally, the manager comes over and says, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.* You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.
The blonde says, 'No, it's not a mistake.* I've won a motorhome!'
And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...
(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! . I PROMISE !)

'W I N A B A G E L'

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07-30-09 07:06 AM

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JustPlainJef

"You showed me that you really cared...and it made me want to come back."

From a friend who was going to leave CB.com. Made my day...

07-30-09 08:07 AM

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Tlynnsmith

"I don't know what happened to his teeth. He looks like a Jack O'Lantern"

07-30-09 07:11 PM

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Jen.Babe.87

"Hey, you dont happen to know where my black XBOX controller is?"

He's so cute sometimes

07-30-09 09:42 PM

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Tripster

Meet me @ Drink @ downtown!

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07-30-09 10:50 PM

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