[jdoc77]

Where the **** is the butter?

[CourtneyBrooke]

"get your sexy *** in here now!"
...got to love the husband....

[verks]

Fart for Free is great but Julie doesn't care for it.

[RavenMaverick]

I am glad they could get the pellet out while he was still under. How many stitches and how long before he can come home?

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[prometheus]

"You can on a Blackberry - I don't know about your motocrapo phone"

- sent to a non-berry using friend who asked if there was a way to block incoming text messages from an annoyingly needy friend.

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[MissV84]

"are you coming out here to go to the playboy party on the 28th? Let us know!". - from a group of friends that frequent the parties.

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[thethrillofit]

"WOW, that's sexy."

[robione]

No, and No...lol aww c'mon don't abandon me.

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[benzworm]

But I never had a problem with the thing except for my cousin lettin some dude I didn't know in my truck and then he took off with it and my moto q9h that I had just bought. It was still in the box

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[Chrisy]

Mine is boring..but i like this thread:

"Yea six !"

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[UrbanD_Phx]

I'd post the last one, but there's just no way to clean it up - so here's the second to last one:

Just a hello! hope u r well!

[LVWILLIAMLV]

What? Does that mean I Failed?

[zorak]

"Lets go wtf!"

[RockfordRockets]

"The contingency rate doesn't change when working files for Tiff & Co. However when files go through the legal process it changes to a 40% rate."

[crashovrride]

"How about the Parkway West Inbound is slow from Robinson Town Center to the Fort Pitt Tunnel. All because it snowed a little f*cking bit."

[MissV84]

" do you know of any apartments for rent? Lease is up soon and want a bigger place."

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[Rose6446]

"Sure. But after 11 i'll prolly b asleep."

.....(Ok, I lose. That was NOT exciting...haha)

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[MissV84]

"I think my old bird is dying. She's 10."

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[skullgame45]

Here's the winner!! LOL

Fwd: Fwd:Jack and Jill went up the hill so he could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouthful, cause Jills real name was Randy.

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[CipherDias]

Cool (to my Brother)

[massabsamurai]

Here's the winner!! LOL

Fwd: Fwd:Jack and Jill went up the hill so he could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouthful, cause Jills real name was Randy.

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ROFLMAO.... truly a winner lol

[cate]

Reach = beach

[blackberry99bmw]

Here's the winner!! LOL

Fwd: Fwd:Jack and Jill went up the hill so he could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouthful, cause Jills real name was Randy.

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hahahaha this made me laughh

[timothy-arnold]

Sent by a friend of mine:

Best definition of irony: even the most powerful black man in america still lives in government housing.

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[blackberry99bmw]

Sent by a friend of mine:

Best definition of irony: even the most powerful black man in america still lives in government housing.

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thats so racist on many levels.