[LazyStarGazer]

Pages of nothing equal more hits/page views for CrackBerry.com.
More hits equal more ad reveue.
More ad revenue will help CrackBerry Kevin (Michaluk) buy a new Mercedes.
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Please Help CrackBerry Kevin buy a new Mercedes!
Post nonsense on the forum!
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[Tripster]

That thread almost killed me bro, I still can't stop laughin. If I die from laughter you may have my bb, alright. My lungs, make it stop. Dear lord that made my day oh so much better, holy ****.

I think I just ruptured a whole in my lung/s, coughin way to much.

Please support this good cause.

Thnx, �Tripster�

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[12MaNy]

Hunka chunka fiddle faddle...foodle noodle kit n' kaboodle...blabble jabble blooble blork...cheesy squeezy mork from ork...rippy flippy skippy bip...funny runny chips n' dip...flappa blappa trouser cough...funky chunky water trough.

[trucky]

Hunka chunka fiddle faddle...foodle noodle kit n' kaboodle...blabble jabble blooble blork...cheesy squeezy mork from ork...rippy flippy skippy bip...funny runny chips n' dip...flappa blappa trouser cough...funky chunky water trough.

I'm thinking that maybe half of those words just slipped right on through the naughty censors...

[CrackBerry Kevin]

This is hilarious. So why do I need a new Mercedes?? Definitely need a Mercedes? Not something else?

Lol... hmm.. well I do like the Mercedes G55 AMG. I like the old school looking boxy suvs... they never look dated that way since they were made dated. White or black?



Should i start accepting paypal donations for the mercedes fund too? hahaha.

you guys are too funny. Love you all!

K

[Tripster]

Your not makin it easier on me Kevin, I'm still laughin! Love ya too bro

Thnx, �Tripster�

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[LazyStarGazer]

I'm glad you find it amusing. That means I won't get banned! !

Get a sparkly one. It's moar pritee.





Das Magical Sparkle Pony.

[SCrid2000]

But posting takes up online storage space, and that costs money! So, we need to be sure to make posts that will attract clicks!
Unfortunately, the best words to get people to log in are against the site's TOS as being vulgar... hmmmm....

[BigBadWulf]

Nah! The best posts make people think naughty. For every person who posts a thousand times on this thread, I'll offer up a one night stand, errrr I mean stay, at the luxurious http://forums.crackberry.com/f36/tbl...-motel-408064/ Clean sheets not included.

[SCrid2000]

Lol, there was a thread I saw a few days ago entitled "look guys, Boobs!" - it had pictures of blue footed boobs in it (birds). Couldn't find the link sorry :/

[LazyStarGazer]

But posting takes up online storage space, and that costs money! So, we need to be sure to make posts that will attract clicks!
Unfortunately, the best words to get people to log in are against the site's TOS as being vulgar... hmmmm....

Good point. How about:

Viagara
Rapid weight loss
Easy money
Pr0n
Male enhancement
Cheap meds
Same day mercenary services
Coupons
Giant breasts

[Tripster]

Ya'll killin me!

Thnx, �Tripster�

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[LazyStarGazer]

Lol, there was a thread I saw a few days ago entitled "look guys, Boobs!" - it had pictures of blue footed boobs in it (birds). Couldn't find the link sorry :/

Boobs ( http://forums.crackberry.com/f36/boobs-514382/
), which was inspired by Nuts ( no link, thread deleted )

[BergerKing]

Or you could post something funny like this.

http://forums.crackberry.com/rehab-o...leader-520113/

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[SCrid2000]

Or you could post something funny like this.

http://forums.crackberry.com/rehab-o...leader-520113/

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Your link isn't working
You should post that as a new thread entitled "how to keep an iPhone user busy all day"

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[BigBadWulf]

Or you could post something funny like this.

http://forums.crackberry.com/rehab-o...leader-520113/

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Is that where the term circular comes from

[BigBadWulf]

:::: ups the ante :::: To prove my love of this site, and help CrackBerry Kevin gain the wealth we all so richly deserve, this thread reaches 5K, I'll eat his old Mercedes.

[ShiPanda]

HAHAHAHA omg fluffy!! PLZ help Kevin!!! kthx.

[Rootbrian]

hmm, would this help? It's awfully funny after realizing I burned half the facial hair off my face! (off camera of course) WARNING! VIEW ON YOUR DESKTOP COMPUTER! Viddler.com - HOLY ****! FLAMING ****!! (Non-Removable) - Uploaded by rootbrian

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[LazyStarGazer]

No mention of it being a fire pee tornado, but it's possible that some animals took a leak in that field before it caught on fire.

[wnm]

Post. Or is it pre?

[middbrew]

Nah! The best posts make people think naughty. For every person who posts a thousand times on this thread, I'll offer up a one night stand, errrr I mean stay, at the luxurious http://forums.crackberry.com/f36/tbl...-motel-408064/ Clean sheets not included.

AH! The dirty sheets will be a great draw. Or how about these?



You could put dirty words on this one.

[middbrew]

:::: ups the ante :::: To prove my love of this site, and help CrackBerry Kevin gain the wealth we all so richly deserve, this thread reaches 5K, I'll eat his old Mercedes.

I didn't really have any thing to say. Just wanted to help get it to 5K.

[BigBadWulf]

Love the sheets my brew chuggin' pal. A few stains and they'd be hawt.

[Tripster]

I didn't do it!!!

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Thnx, �Tripster�

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