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Post nonsense on the forum!
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That thread almost killed me bro, I still can't stop laughin. If I die from laughter you may have my bb, alright. My lungs, make it stop. Dear lord that made my day oh so much better, holy ****.
I think I just ruptured a whole in my lung/s, coughin way to much.
Please support this good cause.
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This is hilarious. So why do I need a new Mercedes?? Definitely need a Mercedes? Not something else?
Lol... hmm.. well I do like the Mercedes G55 AMG. I like the old school looking boxy suvs... they never look dated that way since they were made dated. White or black?
Should i start accepting paypal donations for the mercedes fund too? hahaha.
But posting takes up online storage space, and that costs money! So, we need to be sure to make posts that will attract clicks!
Unfortunately, the best words to get people to log in are against the site's TOS as being vulgar... hmmmm....
Nah! The best posts make people think naughty. For every person who posts a thousand times on this thread, I'll offer up a one night stand, errrr I mean stay, at the luxurious http://forums.crackberry.com/f36/tbl...-motel-408064/ Clean sheets not included.
Lol, there was a thread I saw a few days ago entitled "look guys, Boobs!" - it had pictures of blue footed boobs in it (birds). Couldn't find the link sorry :/
But posting takes up online storage space, and that costs money! So, we need to be sure to make posts that will attract clicks!
Unfortunately, the best words to get people to log in are against the site's TOS as being vulgar... hmmmm....
Good point. How about:
Viagara
Rapid weight loss
Easy money
Pr0n
Male enhancement
Cheap meds
Same day mercenary services
Coupons
Giant breasts
Lol, there was a thread I saw a few days ago entitled "look guys, Boobs!" - it had pictures of blue footed boobs in it (birds). Couldn't find the link sorry :/
:::: ups the ante :::: To prove my love of this site, and help CrackBerry Kevin gain the wealth we all so richly deserve, this thread reaches 5K, I'll eat his old Mercedes.
Nah! The best posts make people think naughty. For every person who posts a thousand times on this thread, I'll offer up a one night stand, errrr I mean stay, at the luxurious http://forums.crackberry.com/f36/tbl...-motel-408064/ Clean sheets not included.
AH! The dirty sheets will be a great draw. Or how about these?
:::: ups the ante :::: To prove my love of this site, and help CrackBerry Kevin gain the wealth we all so richly deserve, this thread reaches 5K, I'll eat his old Mercedes.
I didn't really have any thing to say. Just wanted to help get it to 5K.