[sad_old_man]

Whatcha doez?
Aginbs?

Deer Sur Lizard,

Bees hawares of them jaberwockys sea eh? I is flyin hal them ways too mees fird wurld kuntries that I is kummeded frumsis sea just too gets showted at cos I is bean wiv yous lotts to long sea eh? Ok sow I is was honelly sposseded too bees ear for free monfs an that was free years ago butt thyime passessess sow kwickly sea eh? Hanyways this is wots appenin wen yous gives hunhintellectuall personbodys aufority sea eh? Theys bees frowin it arownded heveryware sea eh? (JOBSWURFS)! Sumbodyperson shud tell the moron that wee as fings called tellefelones know sea an peoplebodys does has too fly's fousands of mills to be talked at?

I is bein back ear know an........an.........an.......... I is am avin them thyimesis off mees liff sea eh? We is doin everyfin sea eh an sumtymesis wee is bein a lickle nawty as well sea butt nobodyperson bovvers bout it. Now shush lizard an I is not sayin this butt wee waz bein at 65ft todays at 650mph an I fink an kupple of ouses that ware very nice ouses is not bein very nise ouses know sea eh? That king Kong gonna be sow mad wen e listens too them voysis in is ed an they tell him at last that "YOU IS BEIN AN VERY LICKLE BOYS IN AN BIG GROWED HUP WURLD SEA EH?"

p.s. wen wee is finisheded ear I is goin too bekum an born agin Kristian sea eh?.......................i finks ? ...................maybees ?

[Carl Estes]

Knowes, knoews, donutz gits youse little shoez alls unkurlleds...
Wot dis ytouse does?
Burns da kookiez????

[sad_old_man]

Knowes, knoews, donutz gits youse little shoez alls unkurlleds...
Wot dis ytouse does?
Burns da kookiez????

I is as fownded the lord sea eh?

[Carl Estes]

In da bottums of da bokkles?
Youse bean in da cellatrs agains rytes?
Izints Halfreds watchins over youse?

[sad_old_man]

In da bottums of da bokkles?
Youse bean in da cellatrs agains rytes?
Izints Halfreds watchins over youse?

Know cos halfreds bein in hingland sea eh an i is bizzy playin wiv em joggon personbodys sea sow i is bein appy sea eh?

[sad_old_man]

I luvs them smell of fresh nappalmees in an mornin sea eh?

[sad_old_man]

Is their honelly bein yous an eyes in ear eh?

[sad_old_man]

Ah well wees gotted the bestest sod the restest sea eh?

[Carl Estes]

Wells, den dat meenz dat more meds fours us.........mines, mines mines...
seas 'eres:

[sad_old_man]

Won fur yous, won fur mees, one fur yous two fur mees, one fur yous free fur mees.................sownds fare too mees sea eh?

[Carl Estes]

Won fur yous, won fur mees, one fur yous two fur mees, one fur yous free fur mees.................sownds fare too mees sea eh?

[sad_old_man]

Hoos bein tin then eh?........................yous too timin mees agin sea eh?

[sad_old_man]

Nevver trustes an lizard sea eh?

[sad_old_man]

Wares the kat gon eh?

[sad_old_man]

An wares the duck gon sea eh?

[sad_old_man]

An wares the gwape gone sea eh?

[sad_old_man]

Lest we forget?...............But we shall remember?

[sad_old_man]

Oh Sir Lizard type personbodies? their miyt bees sumfin helse kummin yous ways shorty sea eh? he...he...he...he

[Carl Estes]

Oh Sir Lizard type personbodies? their miyt bees sumfin helse kummin yous ways shorty sea eh? he...he...he...he

Frums Santy Closits? Oars from da Krampusis???? Iz it's a surfis pro frees??????

[Carl Estes]

Frums Santy Closits? Oars from da Krampusis???? Iz it's a surfis pro frees??????

Oars duz I has to hidz?????

[Carl Estes]

Frums dis guys?

oarz dis guyz?

[Carl Estes]

I reelies 'ops dat it snot youse tiurds oldies Praybookies....
I have enough kosturz, but dey doobie wobblies wif da back buldgies....

[sad_old_man]

Nope..........nope................nope............ ..,nope an nope?

[sad_old_man]

Ggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr................... ...................

[sad_old_man]

Skuse mees wile i go an boms sumfin an then slaps sumbodyperson untill they is bein heven more stupidor than they is allreddy bein sea eh?