[sad_old_man]

I is fawt that wuz them Haustrailyuns sea eh?

[Carl Estes]

Noews, deys inbenshuned da prizun kolonees, sillies..

[sad_old_man]

Butt theys hinvenshunneded them Cola bares sea eh............I nose that won sea eh?

[Carl Estes]

Hows doez youse tells da "normils" ones, and da diets ones???

[sad_old_man]

Them normal wons is finner than them uvvers sea eh?

[Carl Estes]

Them normal wons is finner than them uvvers sea eh?

Ohs, i seas, dey have teefs lik dis frums da shugirs?:?:?:

And her names iz "Purls", as shes honliues gots free of dems....

[sad_old_man]

Wee seryouselly needs too as an talk? .........................an yous needs too hupgrades them types of bars yous dwinks in sea eh?.................... or stop dwinkins sow mutch sea eh?

[sad_old_man]

Glassesess is annuvver hopshun sea eh?

[Carl Estes]

Wee seryouselly needs too as an talk? .........................an yous needs too hupgrades them types of bars yous dwinks in sea eh?.................... or stop dwinkins sow mutch sea eh?

Snots to worriez, I justiceis founds da pikshurz on da interwebs asses an hexampuls of wot snot to does, drink da shugarz drinks....mees missus has all 32 twos teefs thoes.....

[Carl Estes]

Glassesess is annuvver hopshun sea eh?

And justices for youse infos, I alreadies wear da glassis..........did justiices enough to need da glasses, snot goes blindids...

[sad_old_man]

And justices for youse infos, I alreadies wear da glassis..........did justiices enough to need da glasses, snot goes blindids...

I is luvs yous sur lizard sea eh?

[sad_old_man]

I is bein frikend today sea eh coz won of them sharp ended pointy fings wos edin strayt fur an youngun sea eh an them youngun didn't knot nows watt too does sea. Well he dus nows watt too does sea eh butt firstest timers tends too freez sea an it gotteded very very very close hindeed sea eh?. They is still cleenin them poo out of is office as wee speek eh?. Ah it's bein gud too be halive init sea eh?.......................nows wares them damb bar sea eh?

[Carl Estes]

I is luvs yous sur lizard sea eh?

Wot???? 'anginz wif Halfreds in da cellatrs agins eh?

[Carl Estes]

I is bein frikend today sea eh coz won of them sharp ended pointy fings wos edin strayt fur an youngun sea eh an them youngun didn't knot nows watt too does sea. Well he dus nows watt too does sea eh butt firstest timers tends too freez sea an it gotteded very very very close hindeed sea eh?. They is still cleenin them poo out of is office as wee speek eh?. Ah it's bein gud too be halive init sea eh?.......................nows wares them damb bar sea eh?

Snots da Bulls in Wisstles agains, eh? Oars does youse missus da Cowboies???

[sad_old_man]

I is kant knot kum ome yet cos I is frikend of 'BIG ED' sea eh?................. e is avin an bad hinflewances hon mees sea eh an makin mees beeaveses sea eh?............... I is bein wurrieded bout mees hown behayvyor know sea eh?

[sad_old_man]

is e bein the nurse that brings us them gello fingies in an cup that makes us feal appy sea eh?

[sad_old_man]

e reelly frikenses mees ?

[Carl Estes]

is e bein the nurse that brings us them gello fingies in an cup that makes us feal appy sea eh?

Nopes. Dis is da Nice Nursus who givs us hour jellos kups and da meds:

Youse musties be finkin' bout dis guys:

[sad_old_man]

Yep......yep........,yep dats bein I'm sea eh?..............e as braynwasheded mees sea eh?

[sad_old_man]

I is finkin I is bein normal an all weerd fings lick dat sea eh?

[sad_old_man]

Moor brandy sea eh?

[Carl Estes]

Moor brandy sea eh?

Deres youse goes, right to da bokkles......
Nows, all is rites wif da wurlds......

[sad_old_man]

Deres youse goes, right to da bokkles......
Nows, all is rites wif da wurlds......

Yep........................hall is bein write wiv da wurlds sea eh.............hall write indeedy sea?

[sad_old_man]

I is bein hon mees ways bak too hingland on Monydays cos I is avin too get showted at by mees big boss sea eh?...................

[Carl Estes]

Whatcha doez?
Aginbs?