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  1. xxtrrublexx's Avatar
    No. I hate when people touch my hands.

    TPUM is ready for the weekend to begin
    03-19-10 10:55 AM
  2. elgolfman's Avatar
    No. I hate when people touch my hands.

    TPUM is ready for the weekend to begin
    My weekend began an hour ago when I left our attorney's office.

    TPUM publicly announced they never wanted a cell phone and would never adopt such narcissistic behavior - and now sleeps with their BB in the on position next to their night stand or in their hand while dreaming.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    03-19-10 04:17 PM
  3. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Pretty small window there... I didn't like having a cell phone at first, still not ecstatic about it. But i might as well embrace it and use ti for all it's worth.

    TPUM is also having a terrible day.
    03-19-10 05:33 PM
  4. xxtrrublexx's Avatar
    Nope. Having an excellent day.

    TPUM needs to get their nails manicured.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    03-19-10 05:38 PM
  5. username0022's Avatar
    That is true. And a pedicure.

    TPUM is prohibited from donating blood.
    03-19-10 05:46 PM
  6. xxtrrublexx's Avatar
    No but your mom is.

    TPUM has taken a jello shot out of a hooker but t.
    03-19-10 06:03 PM
  7. username0022's Avatar
    No, but your mom has.

    TPUM has two "moms".
    03-19-10 06:04 PM
  8. xxtrrublexx's Avatar
    3 actually.

    TPUM eats cats.
    03-19-10 06:06 PM
  9. username0022's Avatar
    Nope. Only kittens.

    TPUM thinks KillYouWithMyMind is one of the coo-est.
    03-19-10 06:09 PM
  10. xxtrrublexx's Avatar
    No.

    TPUM is scared of needles.
    03-19-10 06:11 PM
  11. username0022's Avatar
    No.

    TPUM has an eating disorder. Or desperately wants one.
    03-19-10 06:11 PM
  12. xxtrrublexx's Avatar
    I wish.

    TPUM drinks their own urine.
    03-19-10 06:13 PM
  13. username0022's Avatar
    Only if it's been stored in snake skin for a long time. Aged urine = good urine.

    TPUM likes the smell of their own poo.
    03-19-10 06:14 PM
  14. xxtrrublexx's Avatar
    Mmm of course.

    TPUM pickes their nose and eats their boogers
    03-19-10 06:15 PM
  15. username0022's Avatar
    Very true. I go two knuckles deep. That's where all the good stuff is hidden.

    TPUM understands what I'm talkin' about.
    03-19-10 06:17 PM
  16. xxtrrublexx's Avatar
    I do it on a daily basis.

    TPUM is turned on by blowup dolls.
    03-19-10 06:18 PM
  17. username0022's Avatar
    Yes, only if they have both male and female junk AND have the "O" face.

    TPUM was born with a tail.
    03-19-10 06:19 PM
  18. xxtrrublexx's Avatar
    Shhh. Don't tell anyone.

    TPUM has been tempted to penetrate a dog.
    03-19-10 06:20 PM
  19. username0022's Avatar
    Nah, I stick to goats. Seems like they appreciate it more.

    TPUM is turned on by well hung moose.
    03-19-10 06:22 PM
  20. xxtrrublexx's Avatar
    Why do you think I spend so much time in the woods?

    TPUM has licked a dead animal.
    03-19-10 06:22 PM
  21. username0022's Avatar
    No dead animals.

    TPUM would like to be a stripper for a night.
    03-19-10 06:24 PM
  22. xxtrrublexx's Avatar
    Only if I was 100lbs.

    TPUM has slipped someone a roofy.
    03-19-10 06:25 PM
  23. username0022's Avatar
    Roofy-coladas = instant winner.

    TPUM is bi-curious.
    03-19-10 06:26 PM
  24. xxtrrublexx's Avatar
    Naw. I stick to the sausage.

    TPUM has woken up next to a completely stranger of the same sex completely nekkid.
    03-19-10 06:28 PM
  25. username0022's Avatar
    Hah! Nope... Never been THAT ripped.

    TPUM has curtains that match the carpet.
    03-19-10 06:29 PM
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