[dphjeff]

I believe that he likes more than that sex, cocaine,cats, babies,guns, ect, ect, ect.

[sad_old_man]

I believe that he likes more than that sex, cocaine,cats, babies,guns, ect, ect, ect.

Is there anything more?

[dphjeff]

I don't have all day to list everything.

[sad_old_man]

I don't have all day to list everything.

See, how am I supposed to learn anything

[FF22]

See, how am I supposed to learn anything

Don't try this at home kids or OLD folks!

[dphjeff]

See, how am I supposed to learn anything

Do you REALLY want to learn about that crazy monkey?

[sad_old_man]

Do you REALLY want to learn about that crazy monkey?

What's to learn? Pretty similar to the cat, dog, duck, gooseberry, ghost, house little winged devil stuck to a rock, fish, gorilla etc etc!

[Gooseberry Falls]

See, how am I supposed to learn anything

Well, I think the old saying applies here...You can't teach a S_O_M new tricks!

[sad_old_man]

Well, I think the old saying applies here...You can't teach a S_O_M new tricks!

Nah nah, I learned to....... I learned to........ Recently I learned to......... Ok I'm in my cellar if you need me. You know like you want a door wedged open or something.

[codename_artemis]

ieeeei i have BIS again wooo hooo wooot

i'm gonna kill a baby and eat it just because i am happy

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[sad_old_man]

ieeeei i have BIS again wooo hooo wooot

i'm gonna kill a baby and eat it just because i am happy

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Looking at the one above, I hope your hungry!!!!!!!!

[codename_artemis]

Looking at the one above, I hope your hungry!!!!!!!!

midget ? were you making fun of me ? i am a schizoid chimp , i will rape totally unprofessional then cook you for dessert

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[sad_old_man]

midget ? were you making fun of me ? i am a schizoid chimp , i will rape totally unprofessional then cook you for dessert

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God how many times......... I am not a gnome! I am a
magic Irish leprechaun!!!!!!!!

[Cynycl]

ieeeei i have BIS again wooo hooo wooot

i'm gonna kill a baby and eat it just because i am happy

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Didn't I see you in a bad Clint Eastwood movie ?

[Gooseberry Falls]

God how many times......... I am not a gnome! I am a
magic Irish leprechaun!!!!!!!!

Sure, we have heard that before...you're a crook!

[codename_artemis]

Didn't I see you in a bad Clint Eastwood movie ?

* chimp stabs baby with a banana then eats the baby's heart*

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[codename_artemis]

God how many times......... I am not a gnome! I am a
magic Irish leprechaun!!!!!!!!

*chimp pokes midget with a drunk fish*

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[sad_old_man]

Sure, we have heard that before...you're a crook!

I'll have you know that I'm a respected upstanding member of.......... Aah I don't know why I bother.

Anyway goosegog after yesterday as promised, please please use American Airlines from now on!

[dphjeff]

S_O_M I don't thing that it matters which air line we fly. Evidently pilots can't fly without auto flight systems ( according to the news reports ).

[sad_old_man]

S_O_M I don't thing that it matters which air line we fly. Evidently pilots can't fly without auto flight systems ( according to the news reports ).

Oh ****. That means I'm dead and don't know it. How have I flown all these years without it for gods sake! That's a bit like saying nobody can drive a car without sat navigation or cruise control! Woe is me lord!!!!!!!!!!

[dphjeff]

This article was from 2011 and the had been brought it back up on National news two weeks ago. I believe its a bunch of BS.

[sad_old_man]

This article was from 2011 and the had been brought it back up on National news two weeks ago. I believe its a bunch of BS.

Don't blame me for that one. I can honestly say, hand on testicles that I never passed a pilot that I knew was addicted. Oh well apart from that one yesterday that openly admitted his dislike for gooseberries, ducks, dogs, overweight babies, ghosts, monkeys, gorillas, fish etc.

Forget the monkey he lives in Romania and the pilot went to American Airlines. I tried to convince him to transfer to Air Canada but he wouldn't.

[dphjeff]

I am a Industrial Trainer and have passed people that I shouldn't have. It is what it is.

[sad_old_man]

I am a Industrial Trainer and have passed people that I shouldn't have. It is what it is.

Shame on you sir!!!!!!! (how much did they pay you) justvbetween you and I?

[dphjeff]

I had one student tell me that he never used a screwdriver in his life and he was 26 years old.
Now you know why I drink.