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  1. anon(4275744)'s Avatar
    I still want to know how an Italian cat ends up in Canada?
    Imported by the deli. It's next to the capacoli. Yum.

    From Zed to U via CB10
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    06-12-13 09:44 PM
  2. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    Can hurricanes get you to OZ? I need to see the wizard with S_O_M...
    Try the flying monkey.
    06-12-13 10:22 PM
  3. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    On behalf of all my fellow members here on this hallowed forum I have, against my better judgement and the advice of my advisors, decided to take on a verily perilous quest. Yes you guessed it I have decided to open up my hole and return in search of "THE MOUSE". Yes the same six foot mouse that threatened my life before but I must clear my name as I feel certain members are beginning to think I'm insane.

    Having been given advice from several members I am returning to confront this monster in the hopes that can protect YOU my fellow comrades from a fate worse than death if the mouse should wreak havoc on the world. (you lot).

    Armed with a tin opener, a bottle of brandy, a diaper, a half eaten pasty (sorry but I was hungry typing this), an iphone5 and my trust boy scout knife I am about to journey where no human has journeyed before. (well me the other day but that was an accident and so doesn't count).

    If I'm not back in 8hrs please do not come looking for me as the hole is in my cellar and I don't trust any of you that much. It would be pointless anyway because you lot would just stay in the cellar and hope I didn't return before you had emptied all the bottles.

    I hereby donate my bottle of anti freeze to the cat and my parquet to the gooseberry.

    Thank you all.

    Oh and please do not try to talk me out of it.

    It is a better thing I do for mankind than I do for myself or her next door and the man in the bar I met last week or the man who fills my car with petrol or the man who looks after me at night when it goes dark and I'm scared.
    It's that your attempt to feel young again? Like those stupid teenagers that keeps returning to the cabin and be murder by the psychopath?
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    06-12-13 10:27 PM
  4. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    You watch it cat.
    That kitten is thinking, hello lunch, hello dinner and thanks for the utensil too.
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    06-12-13 10:30 PM
  5. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    On behalf of all my fellow members here on this hallowed forum I have, against my better judgement and the advice of my advisors, decided to take on a verily perilous quest. Yes you guessed it I have decided to open up my hole and return in search of "THE MOUSE". Yes the same six foot mouse that threatened my life before but I must clear my name as I feel certain members are beginning to think I'm insane.

    Having been given advice from several members I am returning to confront this monster in the hopes that can protect YOU my fellow comrades from a fate worse than death if the mouse should wreak havoc on the world. (you lot).

    Armed with a tin opener, a bottle of brandy, a diaper, a half eaten pasty (sorry but I was hungry typing this), an iphone5 and my trust boy scout knife I am about to journey where no human has journeyed before. (well me the other day but that was an accident and so doesn't count).

    If I'm not back in 8hrs please do not come looking for me as the hole is in my cellar and I don't trust any of you that much. It would be pointless anyway because you lot would just stay in the cellar and hope I didn't return before you had emptied all the bottles.

    I hereby donate my bottle of anti freeze to the cat and my parquet to the gooseberry.

    Thank you all.

    Oh and please do not try to talk me out of it.

    It is a better thing I do for mankind than I do for myself or her next door and the man in the bar I met last week or the man who fills my car with petrol or the man who looks after me at night when it goes dark and I'm scared.
    Midnight, not a sound from the cellar, has the mouse got the old_man, is he dying alone.
    I remember the time when sad_old_man was sane, let the memories live again.........
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    06-12-13 10:44 PM
  6. jpash549's Avatar
    Can hurricanes get you to OZ? I need to see the wizard with S_O_M...
    No. You have to go to Kansas and hitch a ride in a cyclone,
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    06-12-13 11:42 PM
  7. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Hi ho hi ho
    It's off to work we go
    With a shovel and a spade and a hand grenade
    Hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho.
    06-13-13 08:59 AM
  8. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    Try the flying monkey.
    Gooseberries are pretty brave and going with S_O_M is kinda pushing that to the limit. But those things freak us out. Besides, what's the difference?
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    06-13-13 09:11 AM
  9. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    Hi ho hi ho
    It's off to work we go
    With a shovel and a spade and a hand grenade
    Hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho.
    Is that wheezing? Hi Ho hi Ho is not a good sign of healthy breathing.

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    06-13-13 09:34 AM
  10. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    No. You have to go to Kansas and hitch a ride in a cyclone,
    Just watch out for the house.

    Posted via CB10
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    06-13-13 09:35 AM
  11. anon(4275744)'s Avatar
    Hi ho hi ho
    It's off to work we go
    With a shovel and a spade and a hand grenade
    Hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho.
    And here I thought my whole life it went, I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go....

    From Zed to U via CB10
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    06-13-13 09:39 AM
  12. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Gooseberries are pretty brave and going with S_O_M is kinda pushing that to the limit. But those things freak us out. Besides, what's the difference?
    How brave are you goosegog?
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    06-13-13 10:12 AM
  13. sad_old_man's Avatar
    I must be close to the mouse because I can hear him breathing. It sounds like my M5 but only running on 9 cylinders!
    06-14-13 06:35 AM
  14. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    I must be close to the mouse because I can hear him breathing. It sounds like my M5 but only running on 9 cylinders!
    Any of these look familiar?
    Bristle Woods Mice in Mice Forum
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    06-14-13 07:39 AM
  15. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Any of these look familiar?
    Bristle Woods Mice in Mice Forum
    Yes but he's a lot bigger! A lot bigger.
    06-14-13 07:58 AM
  16. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    Yes but he's a lot bigger! A lot bigger.
    Just how small are you?
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    06-14-13 10:40 AM
  17. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Just how small are you?
    I'm just not talking to you anymore you cat you. I know the truth now, it's all out in the open!
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    06-14-13 10:53 AM
  18. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    I'm just not talking to you anymore you cat you. I know the truth now, it's all out in the open!
    Cat fight! Cat fight!
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    06-14-13 11:05 AM
  19. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    Cat fight! Cat fight!
    Nah, we're good.


    See? One patting the other.
    06-14-13 11:11 AM
  20. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Nah, we're good.


    See? One patting the other.
    So you appear in porn films as well?
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    06-14-13 12:07 PM
  21. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    So you appear in porn films as well?
    As oppose to personal tape being leak? What's the diff?

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    06-14-13 12:31 PM
  22. sad_old_man's Avatar
    As oppose to personal tape being leak? What's the diff?

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    If it didn't have that stupid cat in it, the film would be really good, I mean really god!
    06-14-13 01:20 PM
  23. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    Hmmm. Why did that cat not have ears? Does he want to go with me and S_O_M to see the wizard? I think we need 2 more. S_O_M can be Dorothy...
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    06-14-13 01:32 PM
  24. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Hmmm. Why did that cat not have ears? Does he want to go with me and S_O_M to see the wizard? I think we need 2 more. S_O_M can be Dorothy...
    As long as he brings the lady he can come with us any time.
    06-14-13 01:44 PM
  25. FF22's Avatar
    As long as he brings the lady he can come with us any time.
    Changing to Dirty Old Man, are you?
    06-14-13 03:01 PM
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