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  1. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Quizas, les gustan otros?

    http://www.wwk.com/images/vino2.jpg
    I'm rapidly going off you but I know approximately where you live! I used my pb GPS to find you!

    You are not far from the airport and you are located just to the left of the big palm trees and the rocks that are close to the cactus, give or take a few hundred miles or so. It won't take me long to get there and remember I have the instinct of a bloodhound where Port is concerned.

    P's it might help if you could give a slight clue as to which continent your on?

    But I do know where you are!
    02-13-13 11:19 AM
  2. hennesseystealth's Avatar
    Still waiting to hear who wins the PB and a ride on the dancing horse...
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    02-13-13 11:27 AM
  3. andrei1986's Avatar
    looks soo good !! *drooling*

    Sent from my iPhone 5 using Tapatalk --> because blackberry suck
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    02-13-13 11:39 AM
  4. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Still waiting to hear who wins the PB and a ride on the dancing horse...
    It's better if your inside it. That port must be strong or you've been watching too many die hard films!
    02-13-13 11:54 AM
  5. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Still waiting to hear who wins the PB and a ride on the dancing horse...
    Now this is getting silly. I thought one of the bb10 development team might just break ranks and go it alone. Getting us all bb10 on our pb's and himself a dancing horse and a 64Gb pb.

    Now come on boys what bb software developer wouldn't give his right hand for a 64Gb pb of his own?
    03-10-13 10:11 AM
  6. Elite1's Avatar
    I won!
    I won!
    I won!







    (Full disclaimer: I didn't win.)

    Posted via CB10
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    03-10-13 02:01 PM
  7. sad_old_man's Avatar
    I won!
    I won!
    I won!







    (Full disclaimer: I didn't win.)

    Posted via CB10
    It's not over till the fat lady sings!

    Mind you that could mean we don't recognise her when she stops singing because the speed at which RIM react to things, she will have lost so much weight we will think it's just Diana Ross again!
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    03-10-13 02:30 PM
  8. Elite1's Avatar
    It's not over till the fat lady sings!
    Taking your word to heart as always, I have stopped several pleasantly plump to morbidly obese females in the street, requested they read this on my phone, and demanded they croon for me.

    It hasn't been effective as of yet.
    I'd like to keep trying, but my face and groin cannot handle many more refusals.

    Posted via CB10
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    03-10-13 03:38 PM
  9. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    Quizas, les gustan otros?

    http://www.wwk.com/images/vino2.jpg
    Oh My! What contest is this that I can enter?
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    03-10-13 04:07 PM
  10. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Oh My! What contest is this that I can enter?
    Of course you can fellow forum member as long as you qualify as an entrant.

    You must like brandy!
    You must like custard! (just discovered that)
    You must like pasties!
    You must like black puddings! (optional)
    You must love the pb!
    You must have been a mammal at one time!
    You must be able to count up to at least two! (in any preferred language)

    If all the above apply, the answer is yes.
    If none of the above apply, the answer is yes.
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    03-10-13 04:22 PM
  11. untakenusername's Avatar
    Of course you can fellow forum member as long as you qualify as an entrant.

    You must like brandy!
    You must like custard! (just discovered that)
    You must like pasties!
    You must like black puddings! (optional)
    You must love the pb!
    You must have been a mammal at one time!
    You must be able to count up to at least two! (in any preferred language)

    If all the above apply, the answer is yes.
    If none of the above apply, the answer is yes.

    Good to see pasties get a mention, often overlooked on this forum.

    Could we add curry to the list? Not a major oversight, more for balance.
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    03-10-13 05:37 PM
  12. untakenusername's Avatar
    I've just noticed. I'm an "abuser"

    Will I go blind?
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    03-10-13 05:40 PM
  13. untakenusername's Avatar
    Taking your word to heart as always, I have stopped several pleasantly plump to morbidly obese females in the street, requested they read this on my phone, and demanded they croon for me.

    It hasn't been effective as of yet.
    I'd like to keep trying, but my face and groin cannot handle many more refusals.

    Posted via CB10
    I'll ask the wife...
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    03-10-13 05:41 PM
  14. Elite1's Avatar
    I'll ask the wife...
    Zing!
    Ouch, I feel your future pain from that inquiry.

    Posted via CB10
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    03-10-13 06:28 PM
  15. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Do you two realise that you can be arrested for that?
    03-11-13 07:24 AM
  16. FF22's Avatar
    Do you two realise that you can be arrested for that?
    You can be arrested for anything. Will the charges stick?
    03-11-13 09:17 AM
  17. sad_old_man's Avatar
    You can be arrested for anything. Will the charges stick?
    C4 sticks to most things!
    03-11-13 10:18 AM
  18. FF22's Avatar
    C4 sticks to most things!
    I suggest the rear wall of a microwave. Turn on Full Power or 100%. I think a few seconds would be all you need but check it often. Open door, stick fork in it and turn - probably ONLY ONCE.
    03-11-13 10:45 AM
  19. sad_old_man's Avatar
    I suggest the rear wall of a microwave. Turn on Full Power or 100%. I think a few seconds would be all you need but check it often. Open door, stick fork in it and turn - probably ONLY ONCE.
    We're you watching me heating my custard the other night?
    03-11-13 10:57 AM
  20. FF22's Avatar
    We're you watching me heating my custard the other night?
    You do know that it is not easy finding a video camera that works inside a microwave oven. You can only see it if you insert your head fully inside and close the door and power on the oven.
    03-11-13 11:50 AM
  21. sad_old_man's Avatar
    You do know that it is not easy finding a video camera that works inside a microwave oven. You can only see it if you insert your head fully inside and close the door and power on the oven.
    Ok I know I'm dumb but if you have your head inside the microwave and the door closed, the light goes off until you push the start button. How will you be able to see the on button with the light off then? Come on now play the game. I could have been in there for hours groping about in the dark looking for the button. You would almost definitely need a second person to assist you and press the button for you.

    Aha so there's the flaw in your plan for you then.
    03-11-13 12:09 PM
  22. untakenusername's Avatar
    C4 sticks to most things!
    It doesn't stick at all really.
    03-11-13 05:46 PM
  23. toronto9696's Avatar
    Darn,im asian :|
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    03-11-13 07:40 PM
  24. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Darn,im asian :|
    Don't worry I'm reliably informed by my fellow member that C4 doesn't stick.

    Which part of Asia are you located in because it's a very big place. I live in the UK which compared to Asia is about the same size as one of your postage stamps. By the way I know that you have brandy in Asia but do you have pasties. I love Asian food so I could swop you some pasties for a couple of your dishes?

    Under no circumstances can you have my brandy though.
    03-12-13 12:31 PM
  25. joshua_sx1's Avatar
    If I want to get drunk without consuming alcohol, I just read this thread all over again...

    And it never fail me...

    Posted via Z10
    03-12-13 01:44 PM
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