1. dphjeff's Avatar
    Is this in keeping with the skool korikulum teacher?
    Lesson learned. Don't listen to your plumber and you get a new Bay window.
    12-04-13 07:40 AM
  2. Carl Estes's Avatar
    Is this in keeping with the skool korikulum teacher?
    Why, yes of course:

    If the plumber leaves his home and is traveling in the wrong direction for 2 hrs, going 15 miles an hour,
    and the workers are sitting for a total of 3 hrs, waiting, then one of the workers calls said plumber,
    The plumber turns around, and is travelling at 30 miles an hour,
    When do the "baker's dozen" of donuts arrive?

    c
    12-04-13 08:40 AM
  3. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    No decorum left in the world!
    Don't you hurt Santa!
    Carl Estes, Cynycl and sad_old_man like this.
    12-04-13 09:02 AM
  4. Carl Estes's Avatar
    Don't you hurt Santa!
    As long as he has his "Chaffe Tubes" loaded, he'll be good to go.......

    c
    Last edited by Carl Estes; 12-04-13 at 09:48 AM. Reason: spelin'
    12-04-13 09:27 AM
  5. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Why, yes of course:

    If the plumber leaves his home and is traveling in the wrong direction for 2 hrs, going 15 miles an hour,
    and the workers are sitting for a total of 3 hrs, waiting, then one of the workers calls said plumber,
    The plumber turns around, and is travelling at 30 miles an hour,
    When do the "baker's dozen" of donuts arrive?

    c
    43!

    By the way what's a bakers dozen?

    Disregard that question I've just worked it out see.

    Its when ATC ask you to divert to a landing strip 180mls away just after you report that sufficient fuel does not remain to reach the original landing strip which is 20mls away?
    12-04-13 12:07 PM
  6. sad_old_man's Avatar
    As long as he has his "Chaffe Tubes" loaded, he'll be good to go.......

    c
    Absolutely correct Sir Lizard! By the way I love dognuts?
    12-04-13 12:08 PM
  7. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    Absolutely correct Sir Lizard! By the way I love dognuts?
    so do the dogs, they could never stop licking them.
    12-04-13 02:32 PM
  8. sad_old_man's Avatar
    so do the dogs, they could never stop licking them.
    That's DITHSPIKABLE?
    12-04-13 02:53 PM
  9. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Don't you hurt Santa!
    He he he he revenge is sweet indeed!

    Posted via CB10
    12-05-13 08:28 AM
  10. Carl Estes's Avatar
    so do the dogs, they could never stop licking them.
    Only because they can..........
    You do the math....

    c
    12-05-13 09:44 AM
  11. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Only because they can..........
    You do the math....

    c
    mutter mutter whatever nextes I says.....mutter mutter.......
    12-05-13 10:38 AM
  12. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    mutter mutter whatever nextes I says.....mutter mutter.......
    Why does the math always equal mutter...mutter? Did I miss something in berry school?
    12-05-13 10:41 AM
  13. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Why does the math always equal mutter...mutter? Did I miss something in berry school?
    Cause its diffikult is maffs see........all them complicated number thingys and the silly signs that make numbers go up and down and sideways?
    12-05-13 10:50 AM
  14. Carl Estes's Avatar
    Why does the math always equal mutter...mutter? Did I miss something in berry school?
    Yeah, you missed being squooshed into Jam (or jelly, whatever your preference)......

    c
    12-05-13 10:51 AM
  15. Carl Estes's Avatar
    Cause its diffikult is maffs see........all them complicated number thingys and the silly signs that make numbers go up and down and sideways?
    You lose/someone steal your abacus?????????

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ese-abacus.jpg

    c
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    12-05-13 10:52 AM
  16. dphjeff's Avatar
    Why does the math always equal mutter...mutter? Did I miss something in berry school?
    E=MC2: mutter mutter is the thread, glue, duck tape that hold the fabric of the universe together ( at least S_O_M's universe). Brandy anyone?
    12-05-13 10:57 AM
  17. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Yeah, you missed being squooshed into Jam (or jelly, whatever your preference)......

    c
    I have him marked down for a fine gooseberry wine?
    12-05-13 10:59 AM
  18. sad_old_man's Avatar
    E=MC2: mutter mutter is the thread, glue, duck tape that hold the fabric of the universe together ( at least S_O_M's universe). Brandy anyone?
    You been in Flodira while I is away duck?
    12-05-13 11:01 AM
  19. dphjeff's Avatar
    You been in Flodira while I is away duck?
    Wouldn't you like to know.
    12-05-13 11:05 AM
  20. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Wouldn't you like to know.
    mutter mutter...............brandy snitcher...................
    12-05-13 11:09 AM
  21. dphjeff's Avatar
    mutter mutter...............brandy snitcher...................
    I will say that you spare no expense when it come to your brandy.
    12-05-13 11:16 AM
  22. Carl Estes's Avatar
    I will say that you spare no expense when it come to your brandy.
    Anybody have the latest pricing on a liver??????

    c
    12-05-13 11:36 AM
  23. dphjeff's Avatar
    Anybody have the latest pricing on a liver??????

    c
    Chicken or beef?
    12-05-13 11:37 AM
  24. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    Chicken or beef?
    Goose?
    Carl Estes and sad_old_man like this.
    12-05-13 11:41 AM
  25. dphjeff's Avatar
    Goose?
    All so the grape is fistikated.
    Carl Estes and sad_old_man like this.
    12-05-13 11:44 AM
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