1. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
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    Keeping the dry cooker open for duck

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    Chicken a la Hannibal Lecter?
    12-01-13 09:45 AM
  2. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    Ah Sir Cat puts in an appearance?
    I denounce the monarchy and goes banana republic. So I'm no longer sir cat.
    12-01-13 09:48 AM
  3. miss_morgana's Avatar
    Chicken a la Hannibal Lecter?
    ^_^

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    12-01-13 10:08 AM
  4. sad_old_man's Avatar
    I denounce the monarchy and goes banana republic. So I'm no longer sir cat.
    But you are not empowered to carry out such acts? see. I am but guess what............I'm not going to se........ha ha ha....
    12-01-13 01:05 PM
  5. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    Chicken a la Hannibal Lecter?
    Don't do that. Don't rouse my attention like that only to merely find
    a partly dismembered chicken in an oven tray. Another 20 seconds of my life wasted...
    12-01-13 01:32 PM
  6. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    Now, where was I? Ah, yes...
    "The knee bone connected to the back bone..."
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    12-01-13 01:34 PM
  7. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Now, where was I? Ah, yes...
    "The knee bone connected to the back bone..."
    Sad........so sad I tell you?
    12-01-13 01:58 PM
  8. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    Sad........so sad I tell you?
    You're the expert, so no argument from me...
    Sorry, now I must complete this cleansing ritual!
    12-01-13 02:11 PM
  9. sad_old_man's Avatar
    You're the expert, so no argument from me...
    Sorry, now I must complete this cleansing ritual!
    What you doing? Gutting your latest victim?
    12-01-13 03:27 PM
  10. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    What you doing? Gutting your latest victim?
    I plead the fifth (and the sixth and the seventh for good measure)...
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    12-01-13 04:13 PM
  11. sad_old_man's Avatar
    I plead the fifth (and the sixth and the seventh for good measure)...
    That means yes then?
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    12-01-13 04:14 PM
  12. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    That means yes then?
    No, that means... Ah forget it, I'll never be able to explain self-incrimination to you. But don't hold it against me!
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    12-01-13 04:18 PM
  13. sad_old_man's Avatar
    No, that means... Ah forget it, I'll never be able to explain self-incrimination to you. But don't hold it against me!
    I criminate myself everyday. I'm used to it so............oh I just read the bit where you said forget it........just remind me what it is I have to forget again.........
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    12-01-13 04:25 PM
  14. miss_morgana's Avatar
    What do you call an Asian pen!s?
    A vag!na

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    12-01-13 04:42 PM
  15. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    I criminate myself everyday. I'm used to it so............oh I just read the bit where you said forget it........just remind me what it is I have to forget again.........
    Yes, I forgot, you play more_or_less_coherent_sad_old_man lately (for tax purposes?)
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    12-02-13 05:48 AM
  16. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Yes, I forgot, you play more_or_less_coherent_sad_old_man lately (for tax purposes?)
    Definitely not! Always plead insanity on tax hearings. After a while they get fed up of watching you dribbling and throw the case out!
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    12-02-13 07:31 AM
  17. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    Definitely not! Always plead insanity on tax hearings. After a while they get fed up of watching you dribbling and throw the case out!
    Understandable approach, although I myself rather go for ultimate unpredictability, which obviously means the occasional coherent episode also...
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    12-02-13 09:55 AM
  18. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Understandable approach, although I myself rather go for ultimate unpredictability, which obviously means the occasional coherent episode also...
    Then you are doomed to failure cannibal. Coherency confuses the life out of tax persons as they isn't bright. Once confused they revert to their inherent training. If this should happen it is far easier to try an escape manoeuvre in a feeble attempt to escape a heat seeking missile when you have a rocket up your bum? than escape the tax person. They understand neither logic, fairness, feelings, life experience or in fact any type of rational thought towards you. If you act insanely you have reduced yourself to their level and they are comfortable and at ease.
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    12-02-13 10:10 AM
  19. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    Then you are doomed to failure cannibal.
    But that's a given anyhow... And besides that: the number of tax breaks for devout cannibals are non existing in this little part of the world I laughingly call my own. If I lived in Merica, I could at least call my dining habits the rituals of a church and benefit from the many boons worshippers profit from over there. Here cannibalism is hardly even legal...
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    12-02-13 10:21 AM
  20. sad_old_man's Avatar
    But that's a given anyhow... And besides that: the number of tax breaks for devout cannibals are non existing in this little part of the world I laughingly call my own. If I lived in Merica, I could at least call my dining habits the rituals of a church and benefit from the many boons worshippers profit from over there. Here cannibalism is hardly even legal...
    You would also in merica be considered a charity and would be tax exempt. Think of all the work you could get from the government visiting all the prisons and cutting costs on disposal? All tax free
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    12-02-13 10:34 AM
  21. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    You would also in merica be considered a charity and would be tax exempt. Think of all the work you could get from the government visiting all the prisons and cutting costs on disposal? All tax free
    I never thought I would say this, but it surely sounds tempting. One thing though: the true cannibal is a predator, not a scavenger. Actively culling those places would be an option, dining on already dead corpses is a no-no. This would have to be made clear beforehand, obviously.
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    12-02-13 10:41 AM
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    12-02-13 11:08 AM
  23. sad_old_man's Avatar
    I never thought I would say this, but it surely sounds tempting. One thing though: the true cannibal is a predator, not a scavenger. Actively culling those places would be an option, dining on already dead corpses is a no-no. This would have to be made clear beforehand, obviously.
    Yeah and you could save them a lot of money on their electric bills as well.....ha ha.....

    As a favour would you please wait until my tour is over before you go over there because..........mmmmmmmmI spend more time everywhere else but there......anyway just let me know.........Oh and leave the duck alone!
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    12-02-13 12:40 PM
  24. miss_morgana's Avatar
    Yeah and you could save them a lot of money on their electric bills as well.....ha ha.....

    As a favour would you please wait until my tour is over before you go over there because..........mmmmmmmmI spend more time everywhere else but there......anyway just let me know.........Oh and leave the duck alone!

    speaking of saving money

    12-02-13 02:04 PM
  25. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    Oh and leave the duck alone!
    No worries there. You seem somewhat fixated on the wrong idea that the duck and I are in some kind of feud or even "deathmatch". Last time I checked we weren't. He's a duck, I'm a cannibal: you do the math for once...
    12-03-13 04:12 AM
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