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  1. kbz1960's Avatar
    I'll tell you wot! They can see me suffering in severe pain here and they are enjoying tormenting me. My eyeballs feel like a pair of pigs testicals, my throat feels like the Grand Canyon and I'm not well. My wife keeps telling me to go to bed but I've told her that you people are picking on me so I'm going to stay here and give you all my germs until I've got none left so there that's wot.
    Well in that case I'm outta. Don't need no stinkin germs
    sad_old_man likes this.
    04-03-13 09:35 AM
  2. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Well in that case I'm outta. Don't need no stinkin germs
    Picking on me again for no reason eh? I'd like you to know that my germs are not your general run of the mill everyday 'stinkin germs' for a start. They are pure bred aristocratic germs don't you know. I chose the best male germs possible and the finest surrogate mother germs to produce the finest offspring possible. Then they are educated to the highest standard in one of the finest germ universities available until they qualify as established germs. Not every person can be infected as they choose their host very carefully.

    I am however working on a ******** strain that will affect anyone but that's a few years off.

    Why oh why did I not build the cellar next to the bedroom??????
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    04-03-13 10:42 AM
  3. kbz1960's Avatar
    Who would have thunk germs would be picky. Guess I'm safe for few years.
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    04-03-13 11:04 AM
  4. FF22's Avatar
    STOP picking on me you bully. I'm very very ill with man flue so if I say it's a badger then it's a.............. Oh wrong colour for a badger! Ok then it's a hamster sniffing a dandelion. Don't say it's not because I have a guinea pig exactly that colour!!!!
    You people really can't spell!

    And I have no idea what pig, you know what's feel like so my sympathy probably lies with the pig!
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    04-03-13 11:05 AM
  5. sad_old_man's Avatar
    You people really can't spell!

    And I have no idea what pig, you know what's feel like so my sympathy probably lies with the pig!
    I would like you to know young man that I kan spelll perfeklty! Ko.

    I waz brung up proper and my school must have been the best because it said "HER MAJESTIES APPROVED SCHOOL" outside it so there. It's not my fault that most of the techie geeky things in the world are generated from that piece of rock where you live that's frozen at one end and hot enough to fry eggs at the other is it? I thought after all these yeerz you wood have leerned to produce a key board that can spell porporly? Perhaps I'm asking too mutch?
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    04-03-13 11:18 AM
  6. FF22's Avatar
    It must be Spring. On today's hike I saw my first Trillium of the season.
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    04-03-13 03:46 PM
  7. andrei1986's Avatar
    it is actually autumn ,there i said it

    Sent from my BlackBerry 9800 using Tapatalk
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    04-03-13 05:30 PM
  8. anon(4275744)'s Avatar
    You people really can't spell!

    And I have no idea what pig, you know what's feel like so my sympathy probably lies with the pig!
    Colour is correct.
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    04-03-13 05:32 PM
  9. untakenusername's Avatar
    I'll tell you wot! They can see me suffering in severe pain here and they are enjoying tormenting me. My eyeballs feel like a pair of pigs testicals, my throat feels like the Grand Canyon and I'm not well. My wife keeps telling me to go to bed but I've told her that you people are picking on me so I'm going to stay here and give you all my germs until I've got none left so there that's wot.
    And how do you know what pigs testicles feel like?
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    04-04-13 03:16 AM
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    I would like you to know young man that I kan spelll perfeklty! Ko.

    I waz brung up proper and my school must have been the best because it said "HER MAJESTIES APPROVED SCHOOL" outside it so there. It's not my fault that most of the techie geeky things in the world are generated from that piece of rock where you live that's frozen at one end and hot enough to fry eggs at the other is it? I thought after all these yeerz you wood have leerned to produce a key board that can spell porporly? Perhaps I'm asking too mutch?
    I went to an RAF school

    (Rough As Flip)
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    04-04-13 03:18 AM
  11. sad_old_man's Avatar
    And how do you know what pigs testicles feel like?
    Oooopppppsssss
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    04-04-13 08:46 AM
  12. andrei1986's Avatar
    Oooopppppsssss
    I did it again

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    04-04-13 04:48 PM
  13. sad_old_man's Avatar
    I did it again

    Sent from my BlackBerry 9800 using Tapatalk
    Just let me know when the 9860 arrives you! I could only track it within the UK so it should be somewhere in Romania now, wherever that is. Probably somewhere near Canada.
    04-05-13 06:35 AM
  14. joshua_sx1's Avatar
    I will surely miss this thread once BB10 made it to the PlayBook...

    Or... I might not miss this thread... at all...

    Posted via Z10
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    04-05-13 08:26 AM
  15. sad_old_man's Avatar
    I will surely miss this thread once BB10 made it to the PlayBook...

    Or... I might not miss this thread... at all...

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    You won't be missing anything for a while then eh?
    FF22 and kbz1960 like this.
    04-05-13 08:34 AM
  16. joshua_sx1's Avatar
    ^^it seems so... until later this year, I believe...

    Posted via Z10
    04-05-13 08:36 AM
  17. sad_old_man's Avatar
    ^^it seems so... until later this year, I believe...

    Posted via Z10
    Keep up the positive thinking my good man, well done! This year, ha ha..... You know the rest...Ha ha
    FF22 and kbz1960 like this.
    04-05-13 08:42 AM
  18. FF22's Avatar
    You, two, Josh and Sad can just do this show without the rest of us.
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    04-05-13 11:11 AM
  19. sad_old_man's Avatar
    You, two, Josh and Sad can just do this show without the rest of us.
    You owe me $32,000 by the way you wayward Russian spy you
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    04-05-13 12:16 PM
  20. jpash549's Avatar
    Start a new one about BB11. Just as relevant. Word learned while attending same schpol as Ernest Hemingway but at a later date of course.
    sad_old_man likes this.
    04-05-13 02:23 PM
  21. FF22's Avatar
    Start a new one about BB11. Just as relevant. Word learned while attending same schpol as Ernest Hemingway but at a later date of course.
    What are we doing our own version of The Old Man and the p-sea?
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    04-05-13 03:55 PM
  22. untakenusername's Avatar
    Don't mention old men and p in the same sentence...
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    04-06-13 01:50 AM
  23. untakenusername's Avatar
    Start a new one about BB11. Just as relevant. Word learned while attending same schpol as Ernest Hemingway but at a later date of course.

    Whilst attending the same schpol surely?
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    04-06-13 01:54 AM
  24. jpash549's Avatar
    Whilst attending the same schpol surely?
    Ernest had an editor to correct his spelling and typing was only taught to the female students in those days and in mine also. Pax Vobiscum.
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    04-06-13 02:26 AM
  25. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Ernest had an editor to correct his spelling and typing was only taught to the female students in those days and in mine also. Pax Vobiscum.
    Nils illigitimus carborundum!
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    04-06-13 06:00 AM
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