1. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Come to think of it........you might already be one...............!!!!!!!!!!
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    10-11-13 01:44 PM
  2. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    exactly what has he done again? Lets review:

    dig a cellar
    get chased out of cellar by 6' mouse
    buy a bunch of ducks
    leave ducks to fend for themselves while he goes to Floriduh
    buy popcorn machine
    destroy popcorn machine
    ride around in environment destroying Escalade
    Hang out at Bull and Whistle playing cowboys and englishmen
    rent girly automobile
    park little girly automobile like a mental patient half in and half out of handicap spots
    go visit Elvis
    introduce himself to every officer of the law in State of Florida
    purchase Bose headphones (this did help the ailing economy)
    get deported to Europe
    Float around in search of icebergs
    whipping frozen ducks at unsuspecting felines
    made his way back to dry land (got to give him kudos for that one, I was sure he was a goner)
    Back to Floriduh
    extricate and resink destroyed popcorn maker
    stock up on excessive quantities of liquor (once more assisting the economy)
    construct weapons of mass destruction from ACME and plot missle strikes on the infidels of the crackberry nation
    chew gum (without walking at the same time)

    did I miss anything ?
    Buying/wearing Canada Goose jacket in Key West, Flodira summer garnering weird stares
    Frequenting KFC in Key West where the chicken is god
    Bilk unsuspecting, cash strapped government of hard-working taxpayer's hard-earned money
    Vacationing on said cash strapped govt's property with Med-sized swimming pool
    Free access to F18s for joyrides and masquerading as Tom Cruise
    Harass poor CB forum thingys (Oh, you had that. Important to mention again)
    Defame the Gooseberry nation by calling them grapes
    Defame the Great City of Cincinnati and the Great State of Ohio

    OK, Cat, take it from here...

    Edit:
    Fishing without casting but with imaginary "friends"
    Miss much needed therapy sessions
    Last edited by Gooseberry Falls; 10-11-13 at 02:11 PM. Reason: More info
    10-11-13 01:47 PM
  3. Cynycl's Avatar
    Don't get smart just because you have a fetishism for polar bears. Remember if you wish hard enough you might grow up to be one!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha.........
    Polar bear fetishes are mandatory for all our citizens
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    10-11-13 01:48 PM
  4. Cynycl's Avatar
    We also have an affinity for beavers (some......not all)
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    10-11-13 01:55 PM
  5. sad_old_man's Avatar
    I rests my case!!!! Between the potless mericans (thank goodness they paid me upfront! And the wannabe French/English castaways its no wonder you get so many tornados?
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    10-11-13 02:04 PM
  6. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Buying/wearing Canada Goose jacket in Key West, Flodira summer garnering weird stares
    Frequenting KFC in Key West where the chicken is god
    Bilk unsuspecting, cash strapped government of hard-working taxpayer's hard-earned money
    Vacationing on said cash strapped govt's property with Med-sized swimming pool
    Free access to F18s for joyrides and masquerading as Tom Cruise
    Harass poor CB forum thingys (Oh, you had that. Important to mention again)
    Defame the Gooseberry nation by calling them grapes
    Defame the Great City of Cincinnati and the Great State of Ohio

    OK, Cat, take it from here...
    Oh you missed this as well that your paying for!
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    10-11-13 02:08 PM
  7. Cynycl's Avatar
    Buying/wearing Canada Goose jacket in Key West, Flodira summer garnering weird stares
    Hence the reason for deportation.

    Frequenting KFC in Key West where the chicken is god
    Especially when everyone knows Popeye's is better

    Bilk unsuspecting, cash strapped government of hard-working taxpayer's hard-earned money
    Vacationing on said cash strapped govt's property with Med-sized swimming pool
    Free access to F18s for joyrides and masquerading as Tom Cruise

    When the truth comes out everyone will realize it wasn't about Obamacare, the government was shut down due to SOMOCARE.

    Harass poor CB forum thingys (Oh, you had that. Important to mention again)
    Worth mentioning yet again.

    Defame the Gooseberry nation by calling them grapes
    Easy mistake to make

    Defame the Great City of Cincinnati and the Great State of Ohio
    Well....................

    OK, Cat, take it from here...
    10-11-13 02:09 PM
  8. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    Oh you missed this as well that your paying for!
    You're gonna go down big time when a jury sees THIS LIST. TGIF, time to go beddy bye...
    10-11-13 02:18 PM
  9. Carl Estes's Avatar
    Please pay attention diaper dangler. It was actually Flodira, Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, West Virginia, Pennsylvania, and Ohio!!!!! I don't mess around I does it proper see!
    What were you really doing in West Virginia?????

    Checking out the "Aminal Husbandry conbensionz"??????

    c
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    10-11-13 02:22 PM
  10. Cynycl's Avatar
    [QUOTE=Gooseberry Falls;9316952]You're gonna go down big time when a jury sees THIS LIST. TGIF, time to go beddy bye...[/QUOTE]

    HEY!!! You can't leave. It's not my turn to watch the little guy. mutter mutter

    where's that damn duck?
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    10-11-13 02:48 PM
  11. Carl Estes's Avatar
    [QUOTE=Cynycl;9317056]
    You're gonna go down big time when a jury sees THIS LIST. TGIF, time to go beddy bye...[/QUOTE]

    HEY!!! You can't leave. It's not my turn to watch the little guy. mutter mutter

    where's that damn duck?
    SOM was trying to get him on some siteseeing flight, but I think there was and oven, wild rice and bacon on the agenda.......

    c
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    10-11-13 02:54 PM
  12. sad_old_man's Avatar
    What were you really doing in West Virginia?????

    Checking out the "Aminal Husbandry conbensionz"??????

    c
    Passing through!
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    10-11-13 02:55 PM
  13. Carl Estes's Avatar
    Passing through!
    That's what they all say when caught....

    c
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    10-11-13 02:57 PM
  14. sad_old_man's Avatar
    That's what they all say when caught....

    c
    If you catch a weasel asleep you can wee in its ear!
    I'm not small and furry and I'm not asleep!
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    10-11-13 03:05 PM
  15. Carl Estes's Avatar
    If you catch a weasel asleep you can wee in its ear!
    I'm not small and furry and I'm not asleep!
    Somebodies tryin to tell you it be raining??????

    c
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    10-11-13 03:08 PM
  16. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    HEY!!! You can't leave. It's not my turn to watch the little guy. mutter mutter
    We could - experimentally, obviously - leave him unsupervised for a while.
    After a while even he'll probably notice nobody replies to his little tantrums any more and find some other way to pass the time...
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    10-11-13 03:10 PM
  17. sad_old_man's Avatar
    We could - experimentally, obviously - leave him unsupervised for a while.
    After a while even he'll probably notice nobody replies to his little tantrums any more and find some other way to pass the time...
    Not bad for a dead guy! Keep it up Elvis.
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    10-11-13 03:14 PM
  18. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Don't need people's anyway. Suckin in gods fresh air and abusing innocent beens lime wot I am!
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    10-11-13 03:15 PM
  19. Carl Estes's Avatar
    We could - experimentally, obviously - leave him unsupervised for a while.
    After a while even he'll probably notice nobody replies to his little tantrums any more and find some other way to pass the time...
    That would leave miss stone boo*ies......

    c
    10-11-13 03:16 PM
  20. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    Strike my previous suggestion. This might result in him sneaking up on unsuspecting moderators and end in yet another ban...
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    10-11-13 03:19 PM
  21. dphjeff's Avatar
    Passing through!
    Next time you pass through Cincinnati stop at Alabama's Fish Bar 1601 Race street. It's in a rough part of town but they have really good fish and chips. This is what I had Friday on the way through there. Six pieces of Cod, fries, two pieces of bread, and a side of slaw for $8.99.
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    10-11-13 03:22 PM
  22. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    That would leave miss stone boo*ies......
    You mean to say that's not sad_old_man in a very transparent disguise?
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    10-11-13 03:25 PM
  23. dphjeff's Avatar
    [QUOTE=Cynycl;9317056]
    You're gonna go down big time when a jury sees THIS LIST. TGIF, time to go beddy bye...[/QUOTE]

    HEY!!! You can't leave. It's not my turn to watch the little guy. mutter mutter

    where's that damn duck?
    Vacation!
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    10-11-13 03:25 PM
  24. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Strike my previous suggestion. This might result in him sneaking up on unsuspecting moderators and end in yet another ban...
    Hey Elvis.........I donts sneek? I comes in wiv a bang.............well not actually comes in with a bang...........it's a kind of quiet low pitched whistling sound followed by a few seconds of total silence...............followed by a very very loud roaring sound.................followed by a loud bang!

    ps if you hear the silent bit, it's too late!
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    10-11-13 03:27 PM
  25. Cynycl's Avatar
    If you catch a weasel asleep you can wee in its ear!
    I'm not small and furry and I'm not asleep!
    If you catch a beaver asleep..........ahhh forget it
    10-11-13 03:27 PM
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