1. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    Safer than that dude. It's round and big and waterproof and made of rubber and has saltwater batteries on board (not enough to run my tv) and food and one of those fancy flashing lights on top and a thingy that squawks (whatever that means) when you get lost. It smells a bit rubbery but you get used to it after a while. When them icebergs attack ill just float off into the sunset, or sunrise depending on what time they attack.
    A straitjacket?
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    09-27-13 04:17 PM
  2. sad_old_man's Avatar
    A straitjacket?
    Told you you was posh! The one they take me away in doesn't have batteries in it........ (note to myself, complain to the medical review board for higher quality equipment like what that dutchie has)
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    09-27-13 04:22 PM
  3. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    Told you you was posh! The one they take me away in doesn't have batteries in it........ (note to myself, complain to the medical review board for higher quality equipment like what that dutchie has)
    Hey... I think?
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    09-27-13 04:23 PM
  4. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Hey... I think?
    Hey... I don't!
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    09-27-13 04:29 PM
  5. FF22's Avatar
    IF it's not too late.......
    Usually, if you hear the muttering, it's too late.

    c
    It's when you hear the gurgling that it's too late!
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    09-27-13 07:33 PM
  6. FF22's Avatar
    Have you lot of delinquents quite finished planning my demise? My new home is perfectly safe from icebergs and someone discovering that the theory of displacement is wrong and us suddenly sinking!
    Just make sure to hold your playbook(s) and z10 high - those water detection stickers could blow your warranty.
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    09-27-13 07:35 PM
  7. Carl Estes's Avatar
    Just make sure to hold your playbook(s) and z10 high - those water detection stickers could blow your warranty.
    How about a send to:

    Just in case.......

    C
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    09-27-13 09:13 PM
  8. miss_morgana's Avatar
    I discovered this morning when I woke up that I am a man

    Sent from my BlackBerry 9900 bold using my freaky side
    09-28-13 06:11 AM
  9. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    Oh, no, not that again...
    Please check again, you have to be 100% certain
    and after that sad_old_man ultimately decides (apparently).
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    09-28-13 06:32 AM
  10. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Oh, no, not that again...
    Please check again, you have to be 100% certain
    and after that sad_old_man ultimately decides (apparently).
    Ah I forgot about that dutchie, your right. 50 points for being right and me forgetting.
    09-28-13 06:36 AM
  11. miss_morgana's Avatar
    Ah I forgot about that dutchie, your right. 50 points for being right and me forgetting.
    And I'm the only one without points ? >:-(
    oooh you sexist pig !

    My pet chimp typed this

    Sent from my BlackBerry 9900 bold using my freaky side
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    09-28-13 07:55 AM
  12. sad_old_man's Avatar
    And I'm the only one without points ? >:-(
    oooh you sexist pig !

    My pet chimp typed this

    Sent from my BlackBerry 9900 bold using my freaky side
    That's because you keep typing the wrong pin! Put the bottle down.
    09-28-13 08:14 AM
  13. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    And I'm the only one without points ? >:-(
    oooh you sexist pig !

    My pet chimp typed this

    Sent from my BlackBerry 9900 bold using my freaky side
    Join the club. I'm not getting any either...guess I'll go eat worms....
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    09-28-13 08:28 AM
  14. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Join the club. I'm not getting any either...guess I'll go eat worms....
    You likkle fibber! You gots points just like the rest of the riffraff on here. So there. In fact -20 points for thinking you haven't got any points and 100 points for having points in the first place!
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    09-28-13 08:38 AM
  15. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    You likkle fibber! You gots points just like the rest of the riffraff on here. So there. In fact -20 points for thinking you haven't got any points and 100 points for having points in the first place!
    How about some luv for the statue?
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    09-28-13 08:51 AM
  16. sad_old_man's Avatar
    How about some luv for the statue?
    Luv luv luv luv luv.........how many?
    09-28-13 09:09 AM
  17. miss_morgana's Avatar
    Luv luv luv luv luv.........how many?
    Oh yeah .. Make fun of the female statue .. I'm gonna teeell 'yo wife !
    Then ya'll see trouble no wee wee for you mister !
    Oh wait ..you are old .. So your generic is gone with the wind

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    09-28-13 09:23 AM
  18. miss_morgana's Avatar
    That's because you keep typing the wrong pin! Put the bottle down.
    Then PM me your Pin !
    Or better yet check out your damn messages !
    I'm on the reds ..who knew ...after thousands of years .. But I'm also a man now ..things gonna get freaky ..
    Ok .. Long story short ,dear SOM this period I'm very p i s s e d off and being a woman also I'm gonna keep yelling on you because you're a man ..old ..but man ..

    Sent from my BlackBerry 9900 bold using my freaky side
    09-28-13 09:27 AM
  19. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Then PM me your Pin !
    Or better yet check out your damn messages !
    I'm on the reds ..who knew ...after thousands of years .. But I'm also a man now ..things gonna get freaky ..
    Ok .. Long story short ,dear SOM this period I'm very p i s s e d off and being a woman also I'm gonna keep yelling on you because you're a man ..old ..but man ..

    Sent from my BlackBerry 9900 bold using my freaky side
    Ok your now officially a man. Feel better?

    Posted via CB10
    09-28-13 09:57 AM
  20. dphjeff's Avatar
    Not to change the subject but my internet is down again and have been on hold with my internet provider for an hour. So it looks like I will not be able to play today. Thank goodness for my Bridge on my 9930.
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    09-28-13 10:38 AM
  21. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    Not to change the subject but my internet is down again and have been on hold with my internet provider for an hour. So it looks like I will not be able to play today. Thank goodness for my Bridge on my 9930.
    We'll send you bimonthly updates through Twitter!
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    09-28-13 10:42 AM
  22. dphjeff's Avatar
    We'll send you bimonthly updates through Twitter!
    Bad thing iis I don't tweet. But you can send the bimonthly update. I will be looking foreword to reading it.
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    09-28-13 10:47 AM
  23. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    Bad thing iis I don't tweet. But you can send the bimonthly update. I will be looking foreword to reading it.
    Problem is, on this end, there will hardly be 140 characters to fill.
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    09-28-13 10:55 AM
  24. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Not to change the subject but my internet is down again and have been on hold with my internet provider for an hour. So it looks like I will not be able to play today. Thank goodness for my Bridge on my 9930.
    This has become ridickulus! 100 points for having a crap broadband supplier, 50 points for telling us! -70 points for being a duck, +30 points for something, anything! Now a quick calculation says you just got 400 points! All appeals will be held in private with no legal representation and no chance of winning. That's fair isn't it?

    We'll send you bimonthly updates through Twitter!
    100 points! for being secret and using twit whatever that is?

    Bad thing iis I don't tweet.
    100 points for not using twit and 50 points for not telling me what twit is?
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    09-28-13 11:46 AM
  25. miss_morgana's Avatar
    This has become ridickulus! 100 points for having a crap broadband supplier, 50 points for telling us! -70 points for being a duck, +30 points for something, anything! Now a quick calculation says you just got 400 points! All appeals will be held in private with no legal representation and no chance of winning. That's fair isn't it?



    100 points! for being secret and using twit whatever that is?



    100 points for not using twit and 50 points for not telling me what twit is?
    You have twitter also you grumpy limp **** man -_-

    Oh america .. The birthplace of AIDS ..

    Sent from my BlackBerry 9900 bold using my freaky side
    09-28-13 12:29 PM
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