1. dphjeff's Avatar
    Well why don't yall come visit some time?
    Have to go to work. Don't you two do anything I wouldn't do.
    09-03-13 02:45 PM
  2. miss_morgana's Avatar
    Have to go to work. Don't you two do anything I wouldn't do.
    Are you jealous handsome ?

    sent from my Blackberry Porche using my fingers
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    09-03-13 02:52 PM
  3. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Anytime honey

    sent from my Blackberry Porche using my fingers
    Well here's what you do!

    1. Find the most expensive bottle of bourbon and then buy the distillery!
    2. Get one of the bottles and clench it firmly between your teeth! (I'm presuming you still have your own teeth)
    3. Swim as far as you can, > that way until you see a boat!
    4. If I am on it and I see you, I'll wave at you!
    5. If I don't wave at you its the wrong boat so keep swimming and refer to step 2!
    6. Repeat these steps until I wave at you!

    (note to self, get immediate transfer)
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    09-03-13 02:52 PM
  4. miss_morgana's Avatar
    Well here's what you do!

    1. Find the most expensive bottle of bourbon and then buy the distillery!
    2. Get one of the bottles and clench it firmly between your teeth! (I'm presuming you still have your own teeth)
    3. Swim as far as you can, > that way until you see a boat!
    4. If I am on it and I see you, I'll wave at you!
    5. If I don't wave at you its the wrong boat so keep swimming and refer to step 2!
    6. Repeat these steps until I wave at you!

    (note to self, get immediate transfer)
    Check your PM

    sent from my Blackberry Porche using my fingers
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    09-03-13 03:08 PM
  5. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Check your PM

    sent from my Blackberry Porche using my fingers
    I will when I return!

    I think the turds (as Mrs Cat would say are being projected towards the fan)!
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    09-03-13 03:11 PM
  6. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    4. If I am on it and I see you, I'll wave at you!
    Be warned, however, instead of waving, he might throw a frozen duck at you for no apparent reason...
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    09-03-13 03:20 PM
  7. miss_morgana's Avatar
    I will when I return!

    I think the turds (as Mrs Cat would say are being projected towards the fan)!
    Morgause you naughty b i t c h

    Sorry folk s me being a warlock witch have several personalities in my brain morgause is my evil b i t c h sister and lover
    She has this fetish to play with humans using me .. kinky and i like it

    sent from my Blackberry Porche using my fingers
    09-03-13 03:22 PM
  8. miss_morgana's Avatar
    I will when I return!

    I think the turds (as Mrs Cat would say are being projected towards the fan)!
    You do that ..

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    09-03-13 03:22 PM
  9. cmdr_dan's Avatar
    I think the turds (as Mrs Cat would say are being projected towards the fan)!
    Watch out for the propwash!
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    09-03-13 03:32 PM
  10. miss_morgana's Avatar
    Hmm hardy hmm.. you humans are a bit pervert
    Well since i am witch warlock i am going to watch a little at what you perky men are doing
    ... hocus pocus lalalalala muamimuami shazam..
    Yes i see.. you have wings .. drunk monkeys .. and preparing for another world war ? ..
    Mm yummi me thinks i slept too much these eras


    sent from my Blackberry Porche using my fingers
    09-03-13 03:40 PM
  11. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Be warned, however, instead of waving, he might throw a frozen duck at you for no apparent reason...
    More proof that your a dutch woman! Women never listen! I did tell you did I not that I had to put my newly invented game on hold because the chef wouldn't give me anymore frozen ducks! That's why the boats cat is strolling around smirking at me? Ha ha but not for long! I have plans for him?
    09-04-13 11:47 AM
  12. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    More proof that your a dutch woman!
    How much more proof do you need?

    Women never listen!
    So now you're a woman too? The plot thickens...
    sad_old_man and dphjeff like this.
    09-04-13 11:51 AM
  13. sad_old_man's Avatar
    How much more proof do you need?


    So now you're a woman too? The plot thickens...
    Listen you, whatever you are its been a bad day ok so I don't need confusing anymore than I am already! Ahab has invented a new game for all the passengers. It would appear that some cruise liners from a rival company have joined us so he has this imaginary circle inside his head? (otherwise his head would be empty).

    The game is played thus:

    The rival cruise liners enter the circle, he pushes a button that makes a very loud noise and I and several other passengers get manhandled into a ride machine (and these are big, big! manhandlers) . After they bang on our heads this nice man presses a button and we are catapulted into oblivion! A few minutes later the rival cruise companies boats leave the circle. Ahab tells us to come back and when we do he's not there? We then have to go look for the boat and get back on it!

    I've been up and down in the last 18hrs more times than a brides nighty on her wedding night? I definately wouldn't recommend this cruise company ever.
    Carl Estes and dphjeff like this.
    09-04-13 12:13 PM
  14. miss_morgana's Avatar
    Listen you, whatever you are its been a bad day ok so I don't need confusing anymore than I am already! Ahab has invented a new game for all the passengers. It would appear that some cruise liners from a rival company have joined us so he has this imaginary circle inside his head? (otherwise his head would be empty).

    The game is played thus:

    The rival cruise liners enter the circle, he pushes a button that makes a very loud noise and I and several other passengers get manhandled into a ride machine (and these are big, big! manhandlers) . After they bang on our heads this nice man presses a button and we are catapulted into oblivion! A few minutes later the rival cruise companies boats leave the circle. Ahab tells us to come back and when we do he's not there? We then have to go look for the boat and get back on it!

    I've been up and down in the last 18hrs more times than a brides nighty on her wedding night? I definately wouldn't recommend this cruise company ever.
    Honey you need a hug


    Sent from my BlackBerry using my fingers
    09-04-13 12:30 PM
  15. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    Listen you, whatever you are its been a bad day ok
    You think you've got it tough: I had to tell my crew of sturdy sailors today, I am actually a woman...
    sad_old_man and dphjeff like this.
    09-04-13 02:48 PM
  16. sad_old_man's Avatar
    You think you've got it tough: I had to tell my crew of sturdy sailors today, I am actually a woman...
    So now your a leisure center?
    dphjeff and Carl Estes like this.
    09-04-13 02:50 PM
  17. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    Such a dirty mind...
    You must be a woman!
    dphjeff and sad_old_man like this.
    09-04-13 02:55 PM
  18. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Such a dirty mind...
    You must be a woman!
    Not yet I hope?
    dphjeff and Carl Estes like this.
    09-04-13 03:07 PM
  19. miss_morgana's Avatar
    Not yet I hope?
    Every man has a woman in his underpants

    Sent from my BlackBerry using my fingers
    09-04-13 03:18 PM
  20. FF22's Avatar
    Not yet I hope?
    Even if you are still sitting in the dark a bit of self-groping should settle the question.
    Carl Estes likes this.
    09-04-13 04:12 PM
  21. Carl Estes's Avatar
    Even if you are still sitting in the dark a bit of self-groping should settle the question.
    21!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    c
    09-04-13 04:18 PM
  22. miss_morgana's Avatar
    That last bottle was some beauty

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    09-04-13 04:26 PM
  23. Cynycl's Avatar
    Every man has a woman in his underpants

    Sent from my BlackBerry using my fingers
    You scare me crazy lady
    09-04-13 04:37 PM
  24. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    21!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    c
    Most have 21. It's what you want to include.
    09-04-13 04:37 PM
  25. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    You scare me
    That old man is in deep doo doo luring out the warlock. Serves him right for leaving his woman with a credit card far far away thinking he earn his freedom......
    09-04-13 04:39 PM
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