1. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    Mind you after the cats admission that he's a woman and finding out the dutchmans a dutchwoman, it's been a strange day all around!
    That's what he calls strange...
    But to NOT further confuse you, I'm willing to admit as well, that I am indeed a "dutchwoman".
    I do however reserve the right to rescind that statement when your life hopefully gets less confusing again...
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    09-03-13 12:54 PM
  2. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Now that was funny!, that was so funny?

    Sat here mindind my own business watching the sea go by as I always do because it's endless when my phone rang. I don't normally answer "unknown callers" but in the hopes of running some dweebs bill up and because I'm bored I answered it.

    As it happens it was someone called Troy my account manager from Amex?

    He informed me that it had come to his notice that I was abroad in America.
    I explained that I wasn't but my wife was and she has a card on my account.
    Nothing unusual about the conversation so far and thought he was going to tell me how much the professional shopper was spending.
    Oh no, no, no! The man then said "would you like to take out our member travel insurance"?
    Well forgive me but as I was bored I couldn't resist!

    I informed him that I was currently on a cruise and that my other half was still in the USA shopping.
    Enthralled by this information he offered even more travel insurance At a special discounted black card members price. (at this point I suppressed the urge to tell him it's free to black card members)
    However I decided to tell him exactly (roughly within a few thousand miles) where I was and exactly what I was doing here!

    There was a brief silence and then the phone went dead? Damn that Ahab!

    (note to self. Contact Troy on your return to Flodira).
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    09-03-13 01:07 PM
  3. FF22's Avatar
    By the way I saw a dolphin today?
    What there a Boy on a dolphin? Sophia Loren also make an appearance?
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    09-03-13 01:13 PM
  4. sad_old_man's Avatar
    That's what he calls strange...
    But to NOT further confuse you, I'm willing to admit as well, that I am indeed a "dutchwoman".
    I do however reserve the right to rescind that statement when your life hopefully gets less confusing again...
    Aaaaaaahhhhhh another one comes out of the closet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Now just for the record I have nothing against women!

    Apart from there been the cause of every major conflict?
    They spend money like? Well no other human being! (human term used loosely)!
    They have their own version of the term "truth"

    That's just a short summary to be going on with but at least you've been honest............... Oh **** what a bad day I'm having!

    I am archer, leader of the gorgonites, beam me up scotty????????

    Oh that's a nice fish!
    09-03-13 01:19 PM
  5. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Scuse me I suddenly need the head!
    09-03-13 01:21 PM
  6. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    They have their own version of the term "truth"
    (...)
    but at least you've been honest.............
    Hmmm, something fishy indeed...
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    09-03-13 01:29 PM
  7. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Hmmm, something fishy indeed...
    Yes I thought it unusual as well given your admission but then again being female, you will have some ulterior motive for the admission?
    09-03-13 01:36 PM
  8. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    you will have some ulterior motive for the admission?
    No, I admitted it purely as an act of kindness, so you would be able to go to bed later for once thinking you were right all along...
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    09-03-13 01:44 PM
  9. sad_old_man's Avatar
    No, I admitted it purely as an act of kindness, so you would be able to go to bed later for once thinking you were right all along...
    What's sleep?
    09-03-13 01:49 PM
  10. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    What's sleep?
    The one word I don't use in my previous post?
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    09-03-13 01:54 PM
  11. sad_old_man's Avatar
    The one word I don't use in my previous post?
    By the way Mrs Typewriter, that's "the one word I DIDN'T use in my previous post" just bored you see!
    09-03-13 02:00 PM
  12. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    By the way Mrs Typewriter, that's "the one word I DIDN'T use in my previous post" just bored you see!
    Nope, both are correct. Your usage of the verb might be slightly more common-place, but my usage is correct as well (might be a "dutchwoman" typewriter, but still a "dutchwoman" typewriter with a linguistic background...)
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    09-03-13 02:03 PM
  13. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Nope, both are correct. Your usage of the verb might be slightly more common-place, but my usage is correct as well (might be a "dutchwoman" typewriter, but still a "dutchwoman" typewriter with a linguistic background...)
    God damn women!
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    09-03-13 02:09 PM
  14. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    BTW - You calling everybody a woman lately, is that the new "list"?
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    09-03-13 02:09 PM
  15. sad_old_man's Avatar
    BTW - You calling everybody a woman lately, is that the new "list"?
    Why does everyone suddenly admit to being a woman and then deny it! Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
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    09-03-13 02:12 PM
  16. miss_morgana's Avatar
    Interesting topic ?:what:

    Sent from my Blackberry Porsche using CB Forums mobile app
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    09-03-13 02:12 PM
  17. cmdr_dan's Avatar
    Ok I am now officially unhappy with this holiday cruise!!!!!!!!

    You know the feeling, trapped in a place with very weird people (Flodira) when you get the chance of a cheap holiday. A cruise in the med visiting places of interest and seeing the sights. Well guess what? This tour operator has employed a sailor to steer the boat (you found Gilligan??) and he is incapable! In over a week have we visited one port? One place of interest? NO! We just go around and around in circles waiting for the boat eating iceberg to find us!

    By the way I saw a dolphin today? (You found Flipper too?)
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    09-03-13 02:23 PM
  18. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Interesting topic ?:what:

    Sent from my Blackberry Porsche using CB Forums mobile app
    What topic? Oh you want my ferrari eh? Well I haven't got it with me right at the moment but I don't think it would suit you anyway?

    1. You don't have a pb!
    2. You can't drive, your a woman!
    3. Your choice in cars is despicable! (porsche!! Yuk)!
    4. You don't own a distillery!
    5. Your overweight!
    6. Your ugly!
    7. You don't own a dog!
    8. You don't own a cat!
    9. You don't own a duck!
    10. You don't own a crossdressing dutch typewriter!
    11. Oh did i mention your ugly!
    12. You can't fly!

    Come and see me very soon though? I'll wait on the deck for you. Thank god it's gone dark!
    09-03-13 02:24 PM
  19. cmdr_dan's Avatar
    SOM, you could entertain us more by putting your car and playbook on the deck, and let the CATapult do its "thing". You could write it all off as an act of war?
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    09-03-13 02:27 PM
  20. miss_morgana's Avatar
    What topic? Oh you want my ferrari eh? Well I haven't got it with me right at the moment but I don't think it would suit you anyway?

    1. You don't have a pb!
    2. You can't drive, your a woman!
    3. Your choice in cars is despicable! (porsche!! Yuk)!
    4. You don't own a distillery!
    5. Your overweight!
    6. Your ugly!
    7. You don't own a dog!
    8. You don't own a cat!
    9. You don't own a duck!
    10. You don't own a crossdressing dutch typewriter!
    11. Oh did i mention your ugly!
    12. You can't fly!

    Come and see me very soon though? I'll wait on the deck for you. Thank god it's gone dark!
    Oh honey I would sure love to own you wink wink

    sent from my Blackberry Porche using my fingers
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    09-03-13 02:29 PM
  21. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Oh honey I would sure love to own you wink wink

    sent from my Blackberry Porche using my fingers
    Well you would be the first person ever to do that? By the way you have a Canadian accent!
    09-03-13 02:33 PM
  22. dphjeff's Avatar
    Well you would be the first person ever to do that? By the way you have a Canadian accent!
    I think its British.
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    09-03-13 02:35 PM
  23. miss_morgana's Avatar
    Well you would be the first person ever to do that? By the way you have a Canadian accent!
    Oh moncher you know so little :*

    sent from my Blackberry Porche using my fingers
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    09-03-13 02:36 PM
  24. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Oh moncher you know so little :*

    sent from my Blackberry Porche using my fingers
    Well why don't yall come visit some time?
    09-03-13 02:38 PM
  25. miss_morgana's Avatar
    Well why don't yall come visit some time?
    Anytime honey

    sent from my Blackberry Porche using my fingers
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    09-03-13 02:41 PM
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