Your demeanor tell me otherwise.
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Your demeanor tell me otherwise.
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You know me so well!
Oh golly jee drinking is sooo much fun weeeee
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Don't get clever cat! I do know where Italy is and I'm not far away from it!
Yes, invade Italy instead, the world will thank you endlessly... ;)
edit: that's two countries p***ed off, how many more to go?
Your not of Austrian decent are you?
The Vatican Swiss armies will get you! Our leader is the Pope. Please let me know when you are done.
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I believe they're only in one little bit of it so it won't matter! By the time they stop eating and realise what's going on it will all be over and I will have found you!
You do that. While I'll continue to cast doubts on the Obama administration why bombing Syria is a bad idea and keep you on that Flotilla a few more months :)
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Mutter mutter mutter............... The cat........ Mutter...... Hates me again.............. Mutter mutter
How else to contain a crazy old gnome like you. You are the Magneto of Leprechaun .
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Convince your rogue captain to take the Suez Canal and head for Hawaii. That's a proper place for a vacation.
in having a bad bad day so:
Polite notice to all members!
Please refrain from using big words that wot i dont understand please thank you.
You are always having a bad bad day. You need to take your prescription!
On this cruise there's nothing else?
Test some missiles, shoot a dolphines or two... okay I'm kidding. Don't you have some pirates as target practice?
If he invades or attacks anyone, we should inform his Parliament. They might want to know about it.
I think the parliament already ensure it has nothing to do with him.
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Don't forget who's paying me now will you?
How could we forget? Paid vacation, F18 availability, all you can eat popcorn, Mediterranean-sized swimming pool, estate room, private chef, duck a'la orange...need I go on?
Since we already paying for it. Might as well take the bundle deal that will have him in there for another 9 months.
If we call now they will throw in the rubber duckies and extend his stay for 3 more months.
Ok ok so I'm costing you a few dollars a month? Well nine months actually but that's not the point. Oh by the way you forgot the helicopter?
Anyway I'm officially now very very scared, did I say scared, yes I did but that's incorrect as I meant to say petrified! Yes petrified!!!!!!!!
I'm merican so I am (well almost, nearly) and love yall. However I was just summoned by Ahab to his cabin in the sky where he informed me that I was doing a great job! (the sudden need for the protection of porcelain under my bottom increased). He said I had impressed him and that he had informed the crew that I was a strange person but to welcome me properly! (further increase in the need for porcelain). He said that the chef had a gift for me and that I should go see him immediately?
When I confronted the (chef) he was wearing shorts and a white (term used loosely) vest on that had more food stains on it than either the babies nappy or his bib! Now we all know that the chef and I had a slight disagreement regarding a certain problem he had with his frozen ducks but that's all in the past. The chef told me that he resented my presence on board his boat and that I didn't appreciate his fine cuisine (most of it on his vest) but that he had been told to forgive me. I resisted the temptation to ask him for another frozen duck not because I was scared of him but because the only cat on board had somehow been catapulted overboard and was no longer with us, therefore the lack of need for a frozen duck.
Just as I was thinking "should I slap the scruffy fat slob" he offered me a bottle as a thank you for being here?????????? and this is where you lot of hooligans come in.
I rushed back to the hovel I live in and looked at the bottle expecting it to be cheap cooking brandy and was amazed to find, he gave me a bottle of "Maple Syrup"? Yes that's what I said "Maple Syrup"?
Now don't get me wrong, I adore the stuff but why?????
Now is there some ritual carried out by you weird people who live above a lovely warm country just because you love freezing your nuts off? that mean the chefs gonna kill me? Is it like the pirate boats "black spot" that means instant death! Please tell me?
ps when he gave the bottle to me the requirement for the safety of porcelain disappeared!
The maple syrup wasn't an award for pan caking on the deck was it?
Don't you dare cat!
Dear me how old are you?