[Cynycl]

Mmmm ... brandy .. I wish I would have a p e n i s to stick it in brandy

Hey SOM, you have both of those handy, why not help the lady out? Nice beachside stroll in the moonlight, gazing at the artificial reef. I'm sure it would cheer you up some.

[bambinoitaliano]

Hey SOM, you have both of those handy, why not help the lady out? Nice beachside stroll in the moonlight, gazing at the artificial reef. I'm sure it would cheer you up some.

Now you 're just poking the hornet nest!!!

[sad_old_man]

does anybodys now of a polite terminologies for thems peoplez whos reads that silly books and prays on a matts?

[dphjeff]

does anybodys now of a polite terminologies for thems peoplez whos reads that silly books and prays on a matts?

Turning a new leaf? You trying to be polite? Now your going to make me mutter!

[sad_old_man]

Turning a new leaf? You trying to be polite? Now your going to make me mutter!

trust me my hero I am trying to be as polite in fact the politestness that I have ever been in my lifes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I knows what I wants to say but even someones as thick as I ams knowses that prison is waiting to greet me if I does.. I just wonders if therz a polite terms I cud uses instedeads.

[sad_old_man]

youz putty in my ands kats.......putty in my ands.........

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[Cynycl]

does anybodys now of a polite terminologies for thems peoplez whos reads that silly books and prays on a matts?

It's difficult to make out your english as a third language sometimes. Did you by chance want to know what critters prey on gnats?

[sad_old_man]

It's difficult to make out your english as a third language sometimes. Did you by chance want to know what critters prey on gnats?

No!

[bambinoitaliano]

youz putty in my ands kats.......putty in my ands.........

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silly old man always fall for that trick......

[Hirazi Blue]

It's difficult to make out your english as a third language sometimes.

That's not English as a third language, I'd say:
that's just gibberish we pretend to understand
to keep the flow of the thread going...

[Hirazi Blue]

Let's face it: English is MY actual third language and while I spew nonsense once in a while, most of it is quite close to actual English (I hope)

[sad_old_man]

That's not English as a third language, I'd say:
that's just gibberish we pretend to understand
to keep the flow of the thread going...

and what would a dutch cannibal knows anyway?

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[dphjeff]

That's not English as a third language, I'd say:
that's just gibberish we pretend to understand
to keep the flow of the thread going...

I figured that S_O_M learned how to talk like Pop-eye when he was on that cruise.

[Hirazi Blue]

and what would a dutch cannibal knows anyway?

Academically trained dutch cannibal linguist to you, sir!

[sad_old_man]

I figured that S_O_M learned how to talk like Pop-eye when he was on that cruise.

ey you! when did you resizighn as my hero bobdyguard minder thingy?

[dphjeff]

ey you! when did you resizighn as my hero bobdyguard minder thingy?

I'm half mentally challenged so most of the things you say I can understand. Most not all.

[sad_old_man]

I'm half re tarded so most of the things you say I can understand. Most not all.

I gots shouted at for using thas word on ear. anyways watch my lips.....BOBDYGUARD.....you know like in the film BOBDYGUARD...... starring whitenys texas and him from robin ood, kevins costalot

[dphjeff]

I gots shouted at for using thas word on ear. anyways watch my lips.....BOBDYGUARD.....you know like in the film BOBDYGUARD...... starring whitenys texas and him from robin ood, kevins costalot

I bet that you didn't call your self that. Didn't watch that movie. Wouldn't know what your talking about. Wasn't that a chick flick?

[sad_old_man]

I bet that you didn't call your self that. Didn't watch that movie. Wouldn't know what your talking about. Wasn't that a chick flick?

?????????????? why wood I call myself "that"?...............people calling me that all day are you mad........ oh I see now.......you mean I shud call myself THAT because its better than what peoples call me now......

[dphjeff]

I gots shouted at for using thas word on ear. anyways watch my lips.....BOBDYGUARD.....you know like in the film BOBDYGUARD...... starring whitenys texas and him from robin ood, kevins costalot

There I changed it! I get tired of all the political correct crap. I might hurt my own fillings.

[Cynycl]

Now you 're just poking the hornet nest!!!

What? I was just suggesting they have a lot in common. They could get together and make a nice litter of lawn ornaments.

Eharmony my arse.

[Hirazi Blue]

I bet that you didn't call your self that. Didn't watch that movie. Wouldn't know what your talking about. Wasn't that a chick flick?

Nope. That wasn't a chick flick per se, that was a bad movie...

[miss_morgana]

sent from my Blackberry using my fingers

[sad_old_man]

Nope. That wasn't a chick flick per se, that was a bad movie...

wot? but robin ood waz init and my hero whiteny texas? how could it ave been bad?????????

[Hirazi Blue]

wot? but robin ood waz init and my hero whiteny texas? how could it ave been bad?????????

Well, let me try it this way: you are present in a lot of threads here at Crackberry, but only a select few are funny/entertaining...