[dphjeff]

ok I undestrands. nobody want s me, nobodyone luvs mee, iz just a thingys that's iz here. ok ill goes aways and be quiets.............sob sob sob............

You welcome to have some but just don't want to hear you cry when you get here and there is no brisket left.
Took a picture of the brisket but it will not upload same old error.

[sad_old_man]

You welcome to have some but just don't want to hear you cry when you get here and there is no brisket left.
Took a picture of the brisket but it will not upload same old error.

ill just open another bag of wotsits cause nobodyone luvs me all lone in my thingy with none working playbook pikture thingys and whetever.

[miss_morgana]

ill just open another bag of wotsits cause nobodyone luvs me all lone in my thingy with none working playbook pikture thingys and whetever.

I luv you ? "Big kiss muuuah :*"

sent from my Blackberry using my fingers

[bambinoitaliano]

ill just open another bag of wotsits cause nobodyone luvs me all lone in my thingy with none working playbook pikture thingys and whetever.

Maybe if you share, you would not have to be lonely. Just a thought

[sad_old_man]

Maybe if you share, you would not have to be lonely. Just a thought

I sold my sharez I told you that ages ago.... dumn kat thingy

[bambinoitaliano]

I sold my sharez I told you that ages ago.... dumn kat thingy

Here you go again being so friendly.......sigh.....not everyone get you, you know?

[sad_old_man]

Here you go again being so friendly.......sigh.....not everyone get you, you know?

nobodyones got me kat thingy....... I iz a dividual......... all allone in world wiv my wotsits and dognuts and bourbons......... oh and no piktures

[bambinoitaliano]

nobodyones got me kat thingy....... I iz a dividual......... all allone in world wiv my wotsits and dognuts and bourbons......... oh and no piktures

[sad_old_man]

You have more chance of finding rocking horse sh1t than that?

[sad_old_man]

and stop showing off cause you can post pikture thingys

[bambinoitaliano]

You have more chance of finding rocking horse sh1t than that?

Oh silly old man, I just want your cellar key.

[sad_old_man]

Oh silly old man, I just want your cellar key.

its anging on the hook on the left as you go down the stairs. its the big brown rusty one but the lock doesn't work. (its false)

put the key in the lock and turn it four times.
when the panel appears type in my code.
when the camera appears place your right eye against the lense and wait 15 secs for the rectal scan to complete.
if the light on the panel turns green the door will open 10 secs later.
if the light on the panel turns red you have 10 secs to clear the building.

ps should you see the red light it takes 35 secs to clear the stairway and a further 45 secs to get out of the building if your an Olympic athlete so my advice is to stay where you are and very quickly pick up the bottle situated in the recess on the left hand side wall and have the last drink of your life.......

[bambinoitaliano]

Poor man so tightly wound. He think he still got the cherry anyone would desire.

[bambinoitaliano]

its anging on the hook on the left as you go down the stairs. its the big brown rusty one but the lock doesn't work. (its false)

put the key in the lock and turn it four times.
when the panel appears type in my code.
when the camera appears place your right eye against the lense and wait 15 secs for the rectal scan to complete.
if the light on the panel turns green the door will open 10 secs later.
if the light on the panel turns red you have 10 secs to clear the building.

ps should you see the red light it takes 35 secs to clear the stairway and a further 45 secs to get out of the building if your an Olympic athlete so my advice is to stay where you are and very quickly pick up the bottle situated in the recess on the left hand side wall and have the last drink of your life.......

I'm just gonna cut off the letricity down the block.

[sad_old_man]

I'm just gonna cut off the letricity down the block.

ok go for it....... you wil have approx. 4.5 mins before the aliens arrive. strange coloured flashing lights will appear all around you and you must refer to the instructions as to what to do when you see the red light...........of course without the bottle?

[bambinoitaliano]

ok go for it....... you wil have approx. 4.5 mins before the aliens arrive. strange coloured flashing lights will appear all around you and you must refer to the instructions as to what to do when you see the red light...........of course without the bottle?

I'm not doing the crop circles for them!! Not this time!!

[sad_old_man]

I'm not doing the crop circles for them!! Not this time!!

how well do you do in cop circles?

[sad_old_man]

ill just go and count the sand grains on the beach!

[bambinoitaliano]

ill just go and count the sand grains on the beach!

Let me know when you are done.

[dphjeff]

Let me know when you are done.

You know S_O_M can't count past 10.

[bambinoitaliano]

You know S_O_M can't count past 10.

Unless he is pantless.....

[dphjeff]

Lucy's back on the road boys!

[Cynycl]

Lucy's back on the road boys!

and here I thought she was in the sky with diamonds

[dphjeff]

and here I thought she was in the sky with diamonds

As much money I've put in her lately I could have bought diamonds.

[sad_old_man]

You know S_O_M can't count past 10.

Ne ne ni ne na! I counts them into pilez of tens see. I has one, two, four, five, seven, eight, nine, eleven....................anyways I haz lots of likkle piles of tenz everywhere on the beech........... I did haz a lot more but them damn joggery type people's keeps nocking them overs....... Note to myself, take down the "private beech" signs and get some land mines....... Hey Boyz are land mine thingys legal int merica?