[sad_old_man]

Come to think of it........you might already be one...............!!!!!!!!!!

[Gooseberry Falls]

exactly what has he done again? Lets review:

dig a cellar
get chased out of cellar by 6' mouse
buy a bunch of ducks
leave ducks to fend for themselves while he goes to Floriduh
buy popcorn machine
destroy popcorn machine
ride around in environment destroying Escalade
Hang out at Bull and Whistle playing cowboys and englishmen
rent girly automobile
park little girly automobile like a mental patient half in and half out of handicap spots
go visit Elvis
introduce himself to every officer of the law in State of Florida
purchase Bose headphones (this did help the ailing economy)
get deported to Europe
Float around in search of icebergs
whipping frozen ducks at unsuspecting felines
made his way back to dry land (got to give him kudos for that one, I was sure he was a goner)
Back to Floriduh
extricate and resink destroyed popcorn maker
stock up on excessive quantities of liquor (once more assisting the economy)
construct weapons of mass destruction from ACME and plot missle strikes on the infidels of the crackberry nation
chew gum (without walking at the same time)

did I miss anything ?

Buying/wearing Canada Goose jacket in Key West, Flodira summer garnering weird stares
Frequenting KFC in Key West where the chicken is god
Bilk unsuspecting, cash strapped government of hard-working taxpayer's hard-earned money
Vacationing on said cash strapped govt's property with Med-sized swimming pool
Free access to F18s for joyrides and masquerading as Tom Cruise
Harass poor CB forum thingys (Oh, you had that. Important to mention again)
Defame the Gooseberry nation by calling them grapes
Defame the Great City of Cincinnati and the Great State of Ohio

OK, Cat, take it from here...

Edit:
Fishing without casting but with imaginary "friends"
Miss much needed therapy sessions

[Cynycl]

Don't get smart just because you have a fetishism for polar bears. Remember if you wish hard enough you might grow up to be one!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha.........

Polar bear fetishes are mandatory for all our citizens

[Cynycl]

We also have an affinity for beavers (some......not all)

[sad_old_man]

I rests my case!!!! Between the potless mericans (thank goodness they paid me upfront! And the wannabe French/English castaways its no wonder you get so many tornados?

[sad_old_man]

Buying/wearing Canada Goose jacket in Key West, Flodira summer garnering weird stares
Frequenting KFC in Key West where the chicken is god
Bilk unsuspecting, cash strapped government of hard-working taxpayer's hard-earned money
Vacationing on said cash strapped govt's property with Med-sized swimming pool
Free access to F18s for joyrides and masquerading as Tom Cruise
Harass poor CB forum thingys (Oh, you had that. Important to mention again)
Defame the Gooseberry nation by calling them grapes
Defame the Great City of Cincinnati and the Great State of Ohio

OK, Cat, take it from here...

Oh you missed this as well that your paying for!

[Cynycl]

Buying/wearing Canada Goose jacket in Key West, Flodira summer garnering weird stares
Hence the reason for deportation.

Frequenting KFC in Key West where the chicken is god
Especially when everyone knows Popeye's is better

Bilk unsuspecting, cash strapped government of hard-working taxpayer's hard-earned money
Vacationing on said cash strapped govt's property with Med-sized swimming pool
Free access to F18s for joyrides and masquerading as Tom Cruise
When the truth comes out everyone will realize it wasn't about Obamacare, the government was shut down due to SOMOCARE.

Harass poor CB forum thingys (Oh, you had that. Important to mention again)
Worth mentioning yet again.

Defame the Gooseberry nation by calling them grapes
Easy mistake to make

Defame the Great City of Cincinnati and the Great State of Ohio
Well....................

OK, Cat, take it from here...

[Gooseberry Falls]

Oh you missed this as well that your paying for!

You're gonna go down big time when a jury sees THIS LIST. TGIF, time to go beddy bye...

[Carl Estes]

Please pay attention diaper dangler. It was actually Flodira, Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, West Virginia, Pennsylvania, and Ohio!!!!! I don't mess around I does it proper see!

What were you really doing in West Virginia?????

Checking out the "Aminal Husbandry conbensionz"??????

c

[Cynycl]

[QUOTE=Gooseberry Falls;9316952]You're gonna go down big time when a jury sees THIS LIST. TGIF, time to go beddy bye...[/QUOTE]

HEY!!! You can't leave. It's not my turn to watch the little guy. mutter mutter

where's that damn duck?

[Carl Estes]

[QUOTE=Cynycl;9317056]

You're gonna go down big time when a jury sees THIS LIST. TGIF, time to go beddy bye...[/QUOTE]

HEY!!! You can't leave. It's not my turn to watch the little guy. mutter mutter

where's that damn duck?

SOM was trying to get him on some siteseeing flight, but I think there was and oven, wild rice and bacon on the agenda.......

c

[sad_old_man]

What were you really doing in West Virginia?????

Checking out the "Aminal Husbandry conbensionz"??????

c

Passing through!

[Carl Estes]

Passing through!

That's what they all say when caught....

c

[sad_old_man]

That's what they all say when caught....

c

If you catch a weasel asleep you can wee in its ear!
I'm not small and furry and I'm not asleep!

[Carl Estes]

If you catch a weasel asleep you can wee in its ear!
I'm not small and furry and I'm not asleep!

Somebodies tryin to tell you it be raining??????

c

[Hirazi Blue]

HEY!!! You can't leave. It's not my turn to watch the little guy. mutter mutter

We could - experimentally, obviously - leave him unsupervised for a while.
After a while even he'll probably notice nobody replies to his little tantrums any more and find some other way to pass the time...

[sad_old_man]

We could - experimentally, obviously - leave him unsupervised for a while.
After a while even he'll probably notice nobody replies to his little tantrums any more and find some other way to pass the time...

Not bad for a dead guy! Keep it up Elvis.

[sad_old_man]

Don't need people's anyway. Suckin in gods fresh air and abusing innocent beens lime wot I am!

[Carl Estes]

We could - experimentally, obviously - leave him unsupervised for a while.
After a while even he'll probably notice nobody replies to his little tantrums any more and find some other way to pass the time...

That would leave miss stone boo*ies......

c

[Hirazi Blue]

Strike my previous suggestion. This might result in him sneaking up on unsuspecting moderators and end in yet another ban...

[dphjeff]

Passing through!

Next time you pass through Cincinnati stop at Alabama's Fish Bar 1601 Race street. It's in a rough part of town but they have really good fish and chips. This is what I had Friday on the way through there. Six pieces of Cod, fries, two pieces of bread, and a side of slaw for $8.99.

[Hirazi Blue]

That would leave miss stone boo*ies......

You mean to say that's not sad_old_man in a very transparent disguise?

[dphjeff]

[QUOTE=Cynycl;9317056]

You're gonna go down big time when a jury sees THIS LIST. TGIF, time to go beddy bye...[/QUOTE]

HEY!!! You can't leave. It's not my turn to watch the little guy. mutter mutter

where's that damn duck?

Vacation!

[sad_old_man]

Strike my previous suggestion. This might result in him sneaking up on unsuspecting moderators and end in yet another ban...

Hey Elvis.........I donts sneek? I comes in wiv a bang.............well not actually comes in with a bang...........it's a kind of quiet low pitched whistling sound followed by a few seconds of total silence...............followed by a very very loud roaring sound.................followed by a loud bang!

ps if you hear the silent bit, it's too late!

[Cynycl]

If you catch a weasel asleep you can wee in its ear!
I'm not small and furry and I'm not asleep!

If you catch a beaver asleep..........ahhh forget it