[dphjeff]

No not telling because your lying to me again! I know because I don't have an enquiring mind, the dutchman told me that. In fact come to think of it, I don't have a mind so there.

Leave the Dutchman out of it. Just say it.You knew I was lying because my mouth was moving.

[sad_old_man]

Leave the Dutchman out of it. Just say it.You knew I was lying because my mouth was moving.

How can I see your mouth moving?

1. My eyesights not that good!
2. I don't know where Canada is so I don't know which way to look if my eyesight was that good!

[dphjeff]

How can I see your mouth moving?

1. My eyesights not that good!
2. I don't know where Canada is so I don't know which way to look if my eyesight was that good!

Silly S_O_M we are in a chat forum. Don't you move your and talk while you type.

[sad_old_man]

Silly S_O_M we are in a chat forum. Don't you move your and talk while you type.

I don't type! How crude. I have a typist do it for me! She is swedish?

[dphjeff]

I don't type! How crude. I have a typist do it for me! She is swedish?

I see! So she takes dictation.

[sad_old_man]

I see! So she takes dictation.

Hard to say, she doesn't speak English or American?

[bambinoitaliano]

Hard to say, she doesn't speak English or American?

I bet she is another bobble head. What a horny little gnome you are.

[dphjeff]

Hard to say, she doesn't speak English or American?

If she was typing for you last week that would explain why your post were so hormonal.
That reminds me of a joke. Never mind I won't go there..

[Gooseberry Falls]

No not telling because your lying to me again! I know because I don't have an enquiring mind, the dutchman told me that. In fact come to think of it, I don't have a mind so there.

Hey, that's my line!

[sad_old_man]

I bet she is another bobble head. What a horny little gnome you are.

BEER ROASTED CAT
1 cat cut into roast
1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cube of beef bouillon
1 clove of garlic
1 Fine Irish Stout, a lot like a popular dark Irish Beer

[dphjeff]

I bet she is another bobble head. What a horny little gnome you are.

I bet she bob, never mind

[bambinoitaliano]

BEER ROASTED CAT
1 cat cut into roast
1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cube of beef bouillon
1 clove of garlic
1 Fine Irish Stout, a lot like a popular dark Irish Beer

If you are allergic to cat a gnome will be as good a substitute, taste like chicken.

[bambinoitaliano]

I bet she bob, never mind

[bambinoitaliano]

How can I see your mouth moving?

1. My eyesights not that good!
2. I don't know where Canada is so I don't know which way to look if my eyesight was that good!

That explain the blindness.

[sad_old_man]

If you are allergic to cat a gnome will be as good a substitute, taste like chicken.

See this is why I have to go away to Maryland! It's all your fault! Well and the duck, dutchman, ghost, dog, gooseberry, little black and white house, gopher, mouse, cow, pig, my friend that goes fishing with me, my next door neighbour, him who owns nine one five, my boss, the man at the gas station, the fish, the horse, Shrek, the mods, Thor, him with the orange blob that's a convict, all Russians, Chinese, Canadians, french, Australians, people in transit, people not in transit oh and anyone else!

Now I hope you lot are happy?

ps qualified pilots are exempt! (either commercial or otherwise)

[Hirazi Blue]

Silly S_O_M we are in a chat forum. Don't you move your and talk while you type.

No we're not. You're either in a chat room or you are in forum. What we are in here now is... more of a chore.

And BTW: @S_O_M - If you keep misrepresenting what happened in the action thread earlier today, I'm going to have to take myself off your list again, you hear?

[sad_old_man]

No we're not. You're either in a chat room or you are in forum. What we are in here now is... more of a chore.

And BTW: @S_O_M - If you keep misrepresenting what happened in the action thread earlier today, I'm going to have to take myself off your list again, you hear?

I dare you to try! By the way who's @S_O_M? That's not my email address?

[dphjeff]

See this is why I have to go away to Maryland! It's all your fault! Well and the duck, dutchman, ghost, dog, gooseberry, little black and white house, gopher, mouse, cow, pig, my friend that goes fishing with me, my next door neighbour, him who owns nine one five, my boss, the man at the gas station, the fish, the horse, Shrek, the mods, Thor, him with the orange blob that's a convict, all Russians, Chinese, Canadians, french, Australians, people in transit, people not in transit oh and anyone else!

Now I hope you lot are happy?

ps qualified pilots are exempt! (either commercial or otherwise)

Dude don't take it so personal!

[sad_old_man]

Dude don't take it so personal!

Oh and how would you just like me to take being banished to a far off country where it's cold and they don't have civilisation? Go on then just how? Mutter mutter sounds of map opening............ Gasps of oh god not there?

[bambinoitaliano]

See this is why I have to go away to Maryland! It's all your fault! Well and the duck, dutchman, ghost, dog, gooseberry, little black and white house, gopher, mouse, cow, pig, my friend that goes fishing with me, my next door neighbour, him who owns nine one five, my boss, the man at the gas station, the fish, the horse, Shrek, the mods, Thor, him with the orange blob that's a convict, all Russians, Chinese, Canadians, french, Australians, people in transit, people not in transit oh and anyone else!

Now I hope you lot are happy?

ps qualified pilots are exempt! (either commercial or otherwise)

Aren't you suppose to sit in the corner and be quiet and observing the world go by? Sigh, the leopard does not change it's spot and the gnome can never fake his height.....or temperament.

[dphjeff]

Oh and how would you just like me to take being banished to a far off country where it's cold and they don't have civilisation? Go on then just how? Mutter mutter sounds of map opening............ Gasps of oh god not there?

Look on the bright side you have a new coat.

[Hirazi Blue]

I dare you to try! By the way who's @S_O_M? That's not my email address?

No, as an email address it would be severely lacking. It might be your Twitter account. But as you understood my message was directed at you, I think the requirements of successful communication have been fulfilled.

And BTW: That does it! I'm off your list...

[sad_old_man]

No, as an email address it would be severely lacking. It might be your Twitter account. But as you understood my message was directed at you, I think the requirements of successful communication have been fulfilled.

And BTW: That does it! I'm off your list...

Ok that just got you on the other list of people who have attempted to get off the list? I didn't know I had a twitter account? But the email address is still not right?

[Hirazi Blue]

Wow, I'm actually torn between "see, if I care" and "be that way".
You'll be the first to know if and when I figure it out...

[sad_old_man]

Wow, I'm actually torn between "see, if I care" and "be that way".
You'll be the first to know if and when I figure it out...

Exactly!!!!!!!! Your all unfeeling uncaring thingys with no regard for my feelings at all. I'm just an unwanted thingy!