[sad_old_man]

Ah well I'm leaving at 6.30pm duck. Just throw a brick at the window if you want to come.

[bambinoitaliano]

Here in merica decks are porches with no roofs and gardens are where you grow fruits and vegetables. Concrete yards are parking lots.

And leprechaun is gnome.

[sad_old_man]

And leprechaun is gnome.

And I believe the stoned crab has CAT on the menu?

[dphjeff]

Ah well I'm leaving at 6.30pm duck. Just throw a brick at the window if you want to come.

I would love to get crabs stoned with you but have family over for a cook out. Maybe next time.

[Cynycl]

last time I was stoned I got crabs.......probably not the same thing eh?

there were things thrown through windows tho

[untakenusername]

Here in merica decks are porches with no roofs and gardens are where you grow fruits and vegetables. Concrete yards are parking lots.

Don't you have tarmac? Invented by a Scot but still very civilised

[bambinoitaliano]

And I believe the stoned crab has CAT on the menu?

I like to stone the crab out of you. Can you just scurry from side to side?

[dphjeff]

What a supper. You should have been here S_O_M.
Sirloin steak burgers with home grown grilled Anaheim Peppers, tomatoes, onions, red lettuce,ketchup,mustard, mayo, and farmer cheese on a Kaiser bun. Homemade Brats, ham potatoes and cabbage, fried green tomatoes, fried zucchinie, corn on the cob, cucumber & tomato salad and sliced tomatoes. For desert cantaloupe, strawberries, and vanilla ice cream. Plus a case of Budweiser to go with the evening.
Nothing like summer time food. I think thats better than having crabs.

[sad_old_man]

What a supper. You should have been here S_O_M.
Sirloin steak burgers with home grown grilled Anaheim Peppers, tomatoes, onions, red lettuce,ketchup,mustard, mayo, and farmer cheese on a Kaiser bun. Homemade Brats, ham potatoes and cabbage, fried green tomatoes, fried zucchinie, corn on the cob, cucumber & tomato salad and sliced tomatoes. For desert cantaloupe, strawberries, and vanilla ice cream. Plus a case of Budweiser to go with the evening.
Nothing like summer time food. I think thats better than having crabs.

I used to like you duck!!!!!

[bambinoitaliano]

I used to like you duck!!!!!

like is never in your vocabulary.

[sad_old_man]

like is never in your vocabulary.

You know me too well cat......... You actually have come the closest to actually really knowing me but I caught you at the last moment trying to get inside my head. Anyway stupid cat how can I make pictures fit in my avatar box? It keeps showing them too large?

Why did I ask that? I know I won't get a sensible answer from you!

[bambinoitaliano]

You know me too well cat......... You actually have come the closest to actually really knowing me but I caught you at the last moment trying to get inside my head. Anyway stupid cat how can I make pictures fit in my avatar box? It keeps showing them too large?

Why did I ask that? I know I won't get a sensible answer from you!

Take a smaller picture! How's that not a sensible answer?

[sad_old_man]

Take a smaller picture! How's that not a sensible answer?

Mutter mutter, sounds of knives being sharpened...............

[Gooseberry Falls]

last time I was stoned I got crabs.......probably not the same thing eh?

there were things thrown through windows tho

S_O_M says you are a crab...a carpet crab...

[Gooseberry Falls]

What a supper. You should have been here S_O_M.
Sirloin steak burgers with home grown grilled Anaheim Peppers, tomatoes, onions, red lettuce,ketchup,mustard, mayo, and farmer cheese on a Kaiser bun. Homemade Brats, ham potatoes and cabbage, fried green tomatoes, fried zucchinie, corn on the cob, cucumber & tomato salad and sliced tomatoes. For desert cantaloupe, strawberries, and vanilla ice cream. Plus a case of Budweiser to go with the evening.
Nothing like summer time food. I think thats better than having crabs.

No Mars bars?

[sad_old_man]

No Mars bars?

And if that's not bad enough no wotsits either!

[sad_old_man]

Is stupid help better than bad help or is no help better........ Mmmmmmmm.......... What else can I expect from here!

[dphjeff]

And if that's not bad enough no wotsits either!

I don't grow wotsits in my garden (yard as you say). Besides I don't eat snack chips.

[bambinoitaliano]

Is stupid help better than bad help or is no help better........ Mmmmmmmm.......... What else can I expect from here!

I save you thousands of dollars on therapy and medication. Not a word of appreciation. Sigh.....such is life...people just have no idea what's good for them....mutter.....mutter....mutter...

[Gooseberry Falls]

You know me too well cat......... You actually have come the closest to actually really knowing me but I caught you at the last moment trying to get inside my head. Anyway stupid cat how can I make pictures fit in my avatar box? It keeps showing them too large?

Why did I ask that? I know I won't get a sensible answer from you!

You were a cat once...yesterday about an hour...Hehe, don't use avatars.

[dphjeff]

You were a cat once...yesterday about an hour...Hehe, don't use avatars.

Identity crisis.

[sad_old_man]

I don't grow wotsits in my garden (yard as you say). Besides I don't eat snack chips.

You said you had a yard!!!!!!!!!!!! I know you can't grow wotsits, they come in a bag stupid duck and how dare you call them snack chips???????????? You put salt and vinegar on chips and put them on a butty!!!!!!!!!!! You don't put wotsits on a butty! You put crisps on a butty! What has happened to the education system in this country?

[sad_old_man]

[QUOTE=Gooseberry Falls;9065658]You were a cat once...yesterday about an hour...Hehe, don't use avatars.[/QUOTE]

We noticed!

[Gooseberry Falls]

Looking like Edward then?

So what other part of merica did you decide to terrorize next? And what happened to the Escalade? Enquiring minds want to know...

[sad_old_man]

So what other part of merica did you decide to terrorize next? And what happened to the Escalade? Enquiring minds want to know...

It changed shape! Suddenly!