[dphjeff]

I only have 7 more mins of people then you'll all be in bed. I can wait 7 mins to have my custard.

I thought you ate your hot-pocket an hour ago.

[sad_old_man]

I thought you ate your hot-pocket an hour ago.

Your 5 mins late for bed you naughty little ducky. Now off you go like a good little duck.

[dphjeff]

Your 5 mins late for bed you naughty little ducky. Now off you go like a good little duck.

I do need to go cut the lawn and start the smoker for supper.

[offyoutoddle]

new avatar sad old man? I like!

[sad_old_man]

I do need to go cut the lawn and start the smoker for supper.

It's ok ducky, off you go up the little pathway to dreamland.

Night night
Sleep tight
Don't let the duck fleas bite.

[dphjeff]

It's ok ducky, off you go up the little pathway to dreamland.

Night night
Sleep tight
Don't let the duck fleas bite.

You just want me to go so you can pick on me.

[sad_old_man]

You just want me to go so you can pick on me.

Not at all. Your a good friend I just don't want you getting over tired.

[Gooseberry Falls]

Not at all. Your a good friend I just don't want you getting over tired.

Stop it...I feel like I'm in a horror flick. They get you all nice and cozy and then "whack", off goes a head, arm, or leg... Hey, I don't have those!

[sad_old_man]

Stop it...I feel like I'm in a horror flick. They get you all nice and cozy and then "whack", off goes a head, arm, or leg... Hey, I don't have those!

Are you still out of bed you cheeky little thing you. Now wait till I put my rod down and I'll take you back to bed myself and tuck you in.

[dphjeff]

Are you still out of bed you cheeky little thing you. Now wait till I put my rod down and I'll take you back to bed myself and tuck you in.

Don't put the rod up. You know what they say: Spare the rod spoil the child or in this case gooseberry.

[sad_old_man]

Don't put the rod up. You know what they say: Spare the rod spoil the child or in this case gooseberry.

The grass ducky?

[dphjeff]

The grass ducky?

Yes dear!

[sad_old_man]

Yes dear!

I'll be watching!

[Gooseberry Falls]

Are you still out of bed you cheeky little thing you. Now wait till I put my rod down and I'll take you back to bed myself and tuck you in.

OK, since you have morphed from a Tom Cruise wannabe to some strange Uncle Remus/Mister Rogers combo, Duck and I would like some hot cocoa and a bedtime story...

[dphjeff]

Yes please read us a story please pretty please.. Make it a nice one..

[bambinoitaliano]

Yes please read us a story please pretty please.. Make it a nice one..

No need. That old man is fast asleep. Waking up 6 in the morning is taking it's toll. Pretty scary conversing with him this morning. He has this moment of clarity like someone who is leaving the world behind.

[dazzleaj]

No need. That old man is fast asleep. Waking up 6 in the morning is taking it's toll. Pretty scary conversing with him this morning. He has this moment of clarity like someone who is leaving the world behind.

Moments of clarity are few and far between for many of us I fear.

[dphjeff]

We are still waiting on our story. Hello.

[cmdr_dan]

OK, since you have morphed from a Tom Cruise wannabe to some strange Uncle Remus/Mister Rogers combo, Duck and I would like some hot cocoa and a bedtime story...

We are still waiting on our story. Hello.

Maybe he lost his sweater and loafers? He could be working on his accent, too? We need to convince him that he has been spelling 'neighborhood' incorrectly all these years....

[sad_old_man]

No need. That old man is fast asleep. Waking up 6 in the morning is taking it's toll. Pretty scary conversing with him this morning. He has this moment of clarity like someone who is leaving the world behind.

Only a daily basis Mr cat, on a daily basis. The only reality I love!

[bambinoitaliano]

Only a daily basis Mr cat, on a daily basis. The only reality I love!

Video games?

[sad_old_man]

Video games?

No that is my beloved view of the world as I see it. On the ground I'm just a shy cat loving person who is normally misunderstood by the populous. I'm only fishing so I can catch something nice for you Mr cat!

[dphjeff]

No that is my beloved view of the world as I see it. On the ground I'm just a shy cat loving person who is normally misunderstood by the populous. I'm only fishing so I can catch something nice for you Mr cat!

Crabs?

[bambinoitaliano]

No that is my beloved view of the world as I see it. On the ground I'm just a shy cat loving person who is normally misunderstood by the populous. I'm only fishing so I can catch something nice for you Mr cat!

What did you do with my beloved gnome??!! Release him you Satan!! The power of Christ will compel you! The power of Christ will compel you............

[sad_old_man]

What did you do with my beloved gnome??!! Release him you Satan!! The power of Christ will compel you! The power of Christ will compel you............

I see him on a regular basis. Sometimes a little too close but I know he's on my side really. We are all gods children its just that my job takes me a little closer to him than yours does. Between you and I cat, oh and the duck, this is the reason why I react badly to people who abuse the power they are given usually by another human being. Respect everyone around you for what they are.