[bambinoitaliano]

How the hell will an ice cream help me?

The company make condoms too you know.

[sad_old_man]

The company make condoms too you know.

Which one?

[bambinoitaliano]

Which one?

[Hirazi Blue]

To be honest its been black Tuesday since I was told I was going to a third world country. Now the time is here i must admit to spending a little more time in the cellar with my ducks than usual. Oh woe is me!

Don't forget to pack beads, lots of beads!

[sad_old_man]

Don't forget to pack beads, lots of beads!

Rosary beads, Mexican jumping beads?

[Hirazi Blue]

In light of bambinoitaliano's earlier remark I'd go for missionary beads...

[bambinoitaliano]

Rosary beads, Mexican jumping beads?

This nice strand of bead old man!

[sad_old_man]

In light of bambinoitaliano's earlier remark I'd go for missionary beads...

This new American language is so complex. I'll just stay in my room when I get there I think!

[Hirazi Blue]

This new American language is so complex. I'll just stay in my room when I get there I think!

I always thought the American language is just dumbed-down English (oops, now I've done it... )

[bambinoitaliano]

I always thought the American language is just dumbed-down English (oops, now I've done it... )

I think the proper term is deconstruction

[sad_old_man]

I think the proper term is deconstruction

What's language got to do with knocking the Berlin Wall down?

[bambinoitaliano]

What's language got to do with knocking the Berlin Wall down?

I would put you on the list except I don't have one.

[sad_old_man]

I would put you on the list except I don't have one.

Do you want to borrow mine while I'm away?

[bambinoitaliano]

Do you want to borrow mine while I'm away?

Any room left on that list of yours? Otherwise what's the point?

[sad_old_man]

Any room left on that list of yours? Otherwise what's the point?

I now use toilet rolls. Superb for making lists on. Forget the eight boxes of toilet rolls in the corner they are full lists for fan boys and mods.

If you look to the left in the cellar, you will find one toilet roll. That the list of good people but miss the bit out were in scribbled all over it taking off that members name. Oh also forget that you will read your name lots of times along with some others.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT:

Whilst in the cellar using the list, you must under no circumstances partake of the strange bottles of liquid that you will see everywhere. This liquid is poisonous to cats and may also result in being shot at if the liquid doesn't kill you, I will.

Don't know if I got that write but you'll understand.

[FF22]

Will it help if I take a pasty with me?

From what I read of British food, it will serve well as a bullet proof vest.

[FF22]

In case someone is not shooting blanks?

[FF22]

Rosary beads, Mexican jumping beads?

That's Mexican jumping BEANS! Maybe you should stay home or visit Canada, you'd like their snow even in Summer.

[FF22]

I always thought the American language is just dumbed-down English (oops, now I've done it... )

Careful or we will remove that little Dutch boy's finger from the dike! And send in Don Quixote to tilt at your windmills.

[Hirazi Blue]

Careful or we will remove that little Dutch boy's finger from the dike!

That's exactly why we grow gills at the age of four

[bambinoitaliano]

I now use toilet rolls. Superb for making lists on. Forget the eight boxes of toilet rolls in the corner they are full lists for fan boys and mods.

If you look to the left in the cellar, you will find one toilet roll. That the list of good people but miss the bit out were in scribbled all over it taking off that members name. Oh also forget that you will read your name lots of times along with some others.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT:

Whilst in the cellar using the list, you must under no circumstances partake of the strange bottles of liquid that you will see everywhere. This liquid is poisonous to cats and may also result in being shot at if the liquid doesn't kill you, I will.

Don't know if I got that write but you'll understand.

[bambinoitaliano]

Just practising incase I'm thirsty.

[sad_old_man]

Just practising incase I'm thirsty.

You won't find any of that in the cellar! Practice all you want!

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[codename_artemis]

Rumpelstiltskin was going on cocaine with a schizophrenic chimp y a y a ooooo

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[sad_old_man]

Destructive little feline aren't you?