[sad_old_man]

Are those that we refer to as "split peas?"

So split pea and ham soup? Shesh, even lipton had an instant version for backpacking!

By the way the ham hock are the already cooked and served with red cabbage and potatoes, sadly not spaetzel.

Still trying to get my address for aiming that missile or laser.

Aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! My god man, instant, INSTANT!!!!!! And what's split pea soup.

I am talking about a creation of the Lord here!!!!!! The one and only "PEA AND HAM WALLOP"

Liptons, ha. Liptons make tea not proper grub.

I don't know these youngsters of today are clueless. Set off onto the wilderness with no thought of taking a life saving pasty with you, buy imitation food from a pretend food shop that actually imports ready made tea. I suddenly feel very sad and in need of sustenance from the cellar. Oh my........ Its going to be a dark night indeed.

[untakenusername]

Lovely for peas pudding.

Somewhere along the line I know your cheating!

Forget the pasties for now (not totally but just for the moment).

YOU HAVE FOUND HAM HOCKS? Then my friend you are about to visit heaven. Have you ever heard of a little known, obscure dish that was the reason why English Knights remained on their horses during battle, the reason that bats can fly in the dark, the reason why the concord was grounded.

The world famous 'Pea and Ham wallop'!

Have you got any dried peas, the green ones I mean?

P's what's this got to do with BlackBerry?

[sad_old_man]

Lovely for peas pudding.

You are obviously a wise and educated man sir. I too love the hallowed dish myself!

[FF22]

Aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! My god man, instant, INSTANT!!!!!! And what's split pea soup.

I am talking about a creation of the Lord here!!!!!! The one and only "PEA AND HAM WALLOP"

Liptons, ha. Liptons make tea not proper grub.

I don't know these youngsters of today are clueless. Set off onto the wilderness with no thought of taking a life saving pasty with you, buy imitation food from a pretend food shop that actually imports ready made tea. I suddenly feel very sad and in need of sustenance from the cellar. Oh my........ Its going to be a dark night indeed.

I'll tell you, from where my Rabbi is from, Ham in any form (well, maybe Hamm) is the Lord's creation but not a food stuff!

[sad_old_man]

I'll tell you, from where my Rabbi is from, Ham in any form (well, maybe Hamm) is the Lord's creation but not a food stuff!

Well if your going to be difficult again what about sausage egg and chips?

And by the way the other night I watched that silly man on tv that does Man v Food! He was somewhere in that country wherever it is at a place called niagra falls. Looked wet and cold but he was in a restaurant in a little village nearby eating a 'PASTY', yes your read it correctly a 'PASTY' as a challenge. It even had me drooling I can tell you and it was HUGE, no it was Massive!. Made me order some more from Cornwall!

So there what do you think about them raspberries then pal.

(not sure that saying is quite right but you know what I mean)

[kbz1960]

Now you're messing with me. Going and changing your avatar

[sad_old_man]

Now you're messing with me. Going and changing your avatar

So how do you know it's me then?

I may be a reincarnation of another being from an unknown planet that's traveled all the way here just to get a pb and a Z10. Having discovered brandy, pasties, black puddings etc, I decided to stay here. What about them raspberries then?

(I must look up the correct version of that saying)

[kbz1960]

So how do you know it's me then?

I may be a reincarnation of another being from an unknown planet that's traveled all the way here just to get a pb and a Z10. Having discovered brandy, pasties, black puddings etc, I decided to stay here. What about them raspberries then?

(I must look up the correct version of that saying)

I can tell by your typing pattern. Gives aliens away every time. Now I think I deserve whatever your giving away in here for being messed with. That or I'll settle for your brandy.

[sad_old_man]

I can tell by your typing pattern. Gives aliens away every time. Now I think I deserve whatever your giving away in here for being messed with. That or I'll settle for your brandy.

Get thee behind me Satan!!!!!!!!!!! My brandy is of sacred origins and cannot be given away to anyone unless he/she/it/them have been blessed by the sacred grape of the Knights of St Patrick. (certificates of membership and body scars must be provided as proof).

Other than that prey tell me my good man, what does thou speaketh of whence thou sayeth "Now I think I deserve whatever your giving away" for I know not what thy intentions are?

(just pouring another)

[FF22]

Now you're messing with me. Going and changing your avatar

English cowboy, warming his pasty over the ol' campfire. Now as I think about it, your avatar and his avatar could be shooting at each other!

[FF22]

Well if your going to be difficult again what about sausage egg and chips?

And by the way the other night I watched that silly man on tv that does Man v Food! He was somewhere in that country wherever it is at a place called niagra falls. Looked wet and cold but he was in a restaurant in a little village nearby eating a 'PASTY', yes your read it correctly a 'PASTY' as a challenge. It even had me drooling I can tell you and it was HUGE, no it was Massive!. Made me order some more from Cornwall!

So there what do you think about them raspberries then pal.

(not sure that saying is quite right but you know what I mean)

Turkey sausage could pass muster. And Niagra Falls, (not to be confused with Viagra deflates) could be in Canada - that frigid land to the north.

[tinker2000]

Bugger...... The PDF file I have created with all the screenshots of my update checking evidence is too big to email. Will have to look into MailBigFile now.

[kbz1960]

Get thee behind me Satan!!!!!!!!!!! My brandy is of sacred origins and cannot be given away to anyone unless he/she/it/them have been blessed by the sacred grape of the Knights of St Patrick. (certificates of membership and body scars must be provided as proof).

Other than that prey tell me my good man, what does thou speaketh of whence thou sayeth "Now I think I deserve whatever your giving away" for I know not what thy intentions are?

(just pouring another)

OK I went back and read your OP. So I guess I get nothing since you're so possessive on your brandy other than knowing that I still spotted you even though you have morphed from an alien into a cowboy.

My intentions are to have fun

[kbz1960]

English cowboy, warming his pasty over the ol' campfire. Now as I think about it, your avatar and his avatar could be shooting at each other!

Uga buga uga tuga wa

Him say sad_old_man and F2 are alright in Go Go Gopher land.

Whoopie Doopie we have em fun

[sad_old_man]

Bugger...... The PDF file I have created with all the screenshots of my update checking evidence is too big to email. Will have to look into MailBigFile now.

You have got to definitely definitely drink brandy and like pasties!

[kbz1960]

You have got to definitely definitely drink brandy and like pasties!

Hey, I see that and it's still you. I know. You can't morph from me.

[sad_old_man]

Hey, I see that and it's still you. I know. You can't morph from me.

I always thought morph was a little animated plastecin man that appeared in a children's tv show?

[kbz1960]

I always thought morph was a little animated plastecin man that appeared in a children's tv show?

Well I didn't see you do it but I know you aliens morph.

[sad_old_man]

Well I didn't see you do it but I know you aliens morph.

Sorry just been looking up the meaning of morph on the Web. It is a little brown plastecin man but means something else as well that I couldn't understand so I hold my had up. You found someone that you think is me but is not me really, I don't think. Mmmmmmm

[kbz1960]

Sorry just been looking up the meaning of morph on the Web. It is a little brown plastecin man but means something else as well that I couldn't understand so I hold my had up. You found someone that you think is me but is not me really, I don't think. Mmmmmmm

You did it again. Now I'm confused and need brandy!

[jpash549]

Was this you S_O_M as a lad?

Also is it true, as I have heard, that the British cuisine is unrivalled elsewhere in the world except, perhaps, in Scotland?

[untakenusername]

Excellent

That's him in the mid 1920s

[sad_old_man]

Was this you S_O_M as a lad?

Also is it true, as I have heard, that the British cuisine is unrivalled elsewhere in the world except, perhaps, in Scotland?

I forgot about that photo. It was a proud day I tell you. The sun was shining, I had just married the woman of my dreams and she gave me this pasty as a wedding present. Brings a tear to my eye seeing that again.

By the way did you burgle my house to get that or just sleep with the wife?

[kbz1960]

I forgot about that photo. It was a proud day I tell you. The sun was shining, I had just married the woman of my dreams and she gave me this pasty as a wedding present. Brings a tear to my eye seeing that again.

By the way did you burgle my house to get that or just sleep with the wife?

Maybe both

[sad_old_man]

Maybe both

Your a braver man than I gave you credit for. I have to do it, but you do it voluntarily?????????