[SEAWARRIOR]

Here enough room here for group therapy.
Attachment 253275

my ego won't fit,,, nope,,, not even close...

[castoridae]

Okays sees letts get this fing strayt see?

3. I is not mexican!
5. I is not a bean!
2. I is not in kandunia!
9. I is not knowin where kandunia is!
1. Thems trees is not been my faults see eh!
42. I is not a jumpin been!
9. I is not knowin were florida is!
11. I is livin in Flodira when.........oh I is also livin in Blackpool and..........oh wherever them mad personbodys who you is voting for in the lections is sending me see eh!
22. I is in love wiv the duck see!
5. I wants to come home please congressman grape!

I is all out of bokkles....... I is not having any bokkles wiv mees see and I would like to state ear and right nows that if that man presses that larm button oneced more I is going to let my likkle pal Mr glock has a likkle wordy in his here see. I is goin up and down more than a brides nighty wiv him keeps pressing it............... Mutter mutter mutter.......... Likkle damned button presser bet he's related to the cat or the baby!

3) what duck??? - I thought he was a baseball from Alabamey !!!
45) You lokkie here: I was in London last sumner and guess what -- No SOM not nowhere any places!! An it was hot as Toronto in the summer, cepten yous London/Liverpool type thingys don't got no airconditioning - not in does pubs, or busses and I was forced to go to that horrible TateModern - not the good Tate proper one, the horrible modern one just to get airconditionified. So why did you be like a jumpin been and hopin over to Floryda when it be so fracken hot in that London??
65) I'ze be knowin already that you can't find Kana nana da, cause you went to Florida to get a Kanananivin coat.
33) why is you wearin an arctic Kanananivin coat when its so hot in Floryda??? You must miss London, where there is not any air coolin conditioning !
20) I is coming over to Inglyland again an this time I is goin to Oxford an I'm going in August just so its really hot wif no air conditioning an I is bringing my U.S. Of A. North Face winter coat wif me, just in case they might have some air cinditioning and I be chilly.
7) I is in Toeronto and can't vote in the US, so I havin to vote for our astute crack smokin mayor cause he be crazy so's he be just like us on dis fred an I is votin him for king of the world, cause Jimmy Kimble in Hollywood likes him an he is bilingual cause he be speakin Jamaican an Torontovian.
52) I is bein in Hamburg for St Paddy's day cause the beer's better in Germany.
89) this is all your fault, cause you be wizzen all over the planet, so I started doing it too, to try an catch you up.

[castoridae]

Kafir - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

in a fanatics mind, that's what we are,,, it's their excuse/rationale & is a great recruiting tool...

p.s. your farsi is pretty good...

I can't read or speak farsi - just Arabic. But in Egypt they didn't call us Kafirs - they called us hawagga's meaning 'men with hats' - a derogatory racist slur referring to the English, who used to ware pith helmets, but since we all look the same to them, we were all hawaggas - well the kids screamed it at us and the Alkada type people.

[castoridae]

Hard to tell them rodents apart, but I ears theyz all good eatins

Ceptin beavers!! They's nasty eatin and they make horrible coats too!

[dphjeff]

Ceptin beavers!! They's nasty eatin and they make horrible coats too!

That's probably depends on who you ask?

[castoridae]

That's probably depends on who you ask?

Well beavers like their coats

[SEAWARRIOR]

[QUOTE=sad_old_man;10089664]

Kafir - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
i a fanatics mind, that's what we are,,, it's their excuse/rationale & is a great recruiting tool...

p.s. your farsi is pretty good...[/QUOT]

My interpretation is far simpler! See them and 'FIRE'

[Pete The Penguin]

I thought you were a groundhog?

I'm not one of those either.

I'm a Time-Lord in the body of a hamster.

[Pete The Penguin]

*chewing* mmf Jelly Babies??

Those Jelly Babies you're rapidly swallowing.

[Pete The Penguin]

Napalm them all I says?

I'll sink that ship/boat of yours if you do...

[Pete The Penguin]

You didn't put them in your mouth did you??????????????

She did too!!

[Pete The Penguin]

And what else would you do with Jelly Babies???

You really don't want to know!!!!

[Pete The Penguin]

Okays sees letts get this fing strayt see?

3. I is not mexican!
5. I is not a bean!
2. I is not in kandunia!
9. I is not knowin where kandunia is!
1. Thems trees is not been my faults see eh!
42. I is not a jumpin been!
9. I is not knowin were florida is!
11. I is livin in Flodira when.........oh I is also livin in Blackpool and..........oh wherever them mad personbodys who you is voting for in the lections is sending me see eh!
22. I is in love wiv the duck see!
5. I wants to come home please congressman grape!

I is all out of bokkles....... I is not having any bokkles wiv mees see and I would like to state ear and right nows that if that man presses that larm button oneced more I is going to let my likkle pal Mr glock has a likkle wordy in his here see. I is goin up and down more than a brides nighty wiv him keeps pressing it............... Mutter mutter mutter.......... Likkle damned button presser bet he's related to the cat or the baby!

Up and down like a brides nighty? You?
Bwahahahahahaha *chokes*

[sad_old_man]

That's probably depends on who you ask?

I is luvin eating beavers..............i is just can't get nuff.............. Likkle bit of maple syrup drizzled over them and fill yer boots?

[sad_old_man]

Up and down like a brides nighty? You?
Bwahahahahahaha *chokes*

It's that man wiv the buttony thingy that does it............howevers I is havin words wiv him and he now sees fings my ways see eh?

[Carl Estes]

I is luvin eating beavers..............i is just can't get nuff.............. Likkle bit of maple syrup drizzled over them and fill yer boots?

I guess it's ok, as long as she agrees....

c

[Cynycl]

I is luvin eating beavers..............i is just can't get nuff.............. Likkle bit of maple syrup drizzled over them and fill yer boots?

You can't cover em in syrup unless you shave em first. The pelt gets all sticky and matted and dries to a hard crust. Makes a hell of a mess.

[Pete The Penguin]

It's that man wiv the buttony thingy that does it............howevers I is havin words wiv him and he now sees fings my ways see eh?

The other way to make him see things your way is to lend him your glasses

[Pete The Penguin]

I is luvin eating beavers..............i is just can't get nuff.............. Likkle bit of maple syrup drizzled over them and fill yer boots?

You can't cover em in syrup unless you shave em first. The pelt gets all sticky and matted and dries to a hard crust. Makes a hell of a mess.

So... you likes a sticky beaver do ya?

[dphjeff]

So... you likes a sticky beaver do ya?

I like sticky buns!

[sad_old_man]

I guess it's ok, as long as she agrees....

c

Mmmmmmmm....................how does i tell if it's a him or a her beaver when I is eetin it then see eh?

[Carl Estes]

Mmmmmmmm....................how does i tell if it's a him or a her beaver when I is eetin it then see eh?

That's YOUR problem!!!!!!!

c

[sad_old_man]

That's YOUR problem!!!!!!!

c

Ok don't elp then.........see if mees cares eh?

[Carl Estes]

Ok don't elp then.........see if mees cares eh?

So it sounds like you play for "both teams", A, and B????????

c

[miss_morgana]

I like sticky buns!

I make these almost every day

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