10-15-09 06:12 PM
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  1. trucky's Avatar
    Think I'm gonna keep my cold stuff in an ice chest from now on...


    10-15-09 03:13 PM
  2. username0022's Avatar
    I'd mix a little "grandma" with that milk and have a tasty little drink.
    10-15-09 03:14 PM
  3. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    I'd mix a little "grandma" with that milk and have a tasty little drink.
    I thought you'd be all over that apple juice...Gma and Juice....laiiiid back
    10-15-09 03:17 PM
  4. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    With my mind on my money and gma's mind in the fridge ground up in a little jar with saran wrap and a rubberband...


    (That's why I am not a song writer)
    10-15-09 03:19 PM
  5. username0022's Avatar
    I thought you'd be all over that apple juice...Gma and Juice....laiiiid back
    It's 'cider', not juice. HUGE difference. As soon as someone grinds up O.J., I'll be the first with my cup out.
    10-15-09 03:21 PM
  6. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    It's 'cider', not juice. HUGE difference. As soon as someone grinds up O.J., I'll be the first with my cup out.
    Yikes. I cant read. Thanks for the b**chslap, pimphand!
    10-15-09 03:24 PM
  7. username0022's Avatar
    My pimp hand is WAAAY strong.
    10-15-09 03:27 PM
  8. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    My pimp hand is WAAAY strong.
    I know. But its my own fault. *sighs and lays down ready to take her rape'ins*
    10-15-09 03:29 PM
  9. username0022's Avatar
    I know. But its my own fault. *sighs and lays down ready to take her rape'ins*
    This will hurt me more than it hurts you, but (as we all know) you deserve it.
    10-15-09 03:30 PM
  10. Radius's Avatar
    This will hurt me more than it hurts you, but (as we all know) you deserve it.
    It hurts less to use a blunt object instead of your hand you know.
    10-15-09 03:31 PM
  11. username0022's Avatar
    It hurts less to use a blunt object instead of your hand you know.
    Yes, but it's hard to rape someone with a 6" sandwich from Subway...
    10-15-09 03:33 PM
  12. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Yes, but it's hard to rape someone with a 6" sandwich from Subway...
    *THUD*

    ....that is the most hilarious thing I have ever read. I just "outbursted" at work.
    10-15-09 03:34 PM
  13. username0022's Avatar
    *THUD*

    ....that is the most hilarious thing I have ever read. I just "outbursted" at work.
    Did I say 6"? I meant foot long... And packed with hearty meat. No condiments, though, because it just doesn't "feel" right.
    10-15-09 03:36 PM
  14. trucky's Avatar
    What kind of condiments should that have?
    10-15-09 03:36 PM
  15. Radius's Avatar
    Did I say 6"? I meant foot long... And packed with hearty meat. No condiments, though, because it just doesn't "feel" right.
    Lots of oil, that helps. And the vinegar to keep it clean.

    Dear God we're going to lose another thread...
    10-15-09 03:37 PM
  16. username0022's Avatar
    Hahaha! Yeah, but to be honest, this thread was made to be trashed.
    10-15-09 03:38 PM
  17. Radius's Avatar
    Hahaha! Yeah, but to be honest, this thread was made to be trashed.
    If that's the case, tie it up good and I'll learn you how to really violate it. Leave the gag off though, I like to hear the screams.
    10-15-09 03:40 PM
  18. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Did I say 6"? I meant foot long... And packed with hearty meat. No condiments, though, because it just doesn't "feel" right.
    Cant rape the willing. The smell of ham makes my loins heat up with the fire of a thousand stds. No condiments? You like to live on the edge. I like that
    10-15-09 03:40 PM
  19. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Hahaha! Yeah, but to be honest, this thread was made to be trashed.
    seriously. when you begin a thread with someones puree'd grandmother in a jar, down is the only direction from there....
    10-15-09 03:41 PM
  20. Radius's Avatar
    seriously. when you begin a thread with someones puree'd grandmother in a jar, down is the only direction from there....
    Puree'd grandma, going down... will you marry me?
    10-15-09 03:42 PM
  21. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Puree'd grandma, going down... will you marry me?
    If you publicly shart and can cook a steak....then I DO
    10-15-09 03:43 PM
  22. Radius's Avatar
    If you publicly shart and can cook a steak....then I DO
    If I eat enough steak in a short period of time then the former is a certainty.
    10-15-09 03:44 PM
  23. username0022's Avatar
    If you publicly shart and can cook a steak....then I DO
    Just make sure you keep the fecal matter seasoning from the "spray fart" away from the filet... I prefer to have my steak without the fear of contracting pink eye. Gotta save something for dessert.
    10-15-09 03:45 PM
  24. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    If I eat enough steak in a short period of time then the former is a certainty.
    your attempts to woo me are officially successful Radius.
    10-15-09 03:45 PM
  25. Radius's Avatar
    Just make sure you keep the fecal matter seasoning from the "spray fart" away from the filet...
    True, don't want to mix the two. That comes later, or for guests you want out of your home quickly.
    10-15-09 03:46 PM
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