Did I say 6"? I meant foot long... And packed with hearty meat. No condiments, though, because it just doesn't "feel" right.
Cant rape the willing. The smell of ham makes my loins heat up with the fire of a thousand stds. No condiments? You like to live on the edge. I like that
If you publicly shart and can cook a steak....then I DO
Just make sure you keep the fecal matter seasoning from the "spray fart" away from the filet... I prefer to have my steak without the fear of contracting pink eye. Gotta save something for dessert.