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  1. dphjeff's Avatar
    That is appenin to im every day see eh?
    Heared that!
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    05-10-14 12:31 PM
  2. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Heared that!
    Wot?..........i is meanin him and I is not meenin............oh never mind just find a bar and I is joinin yous see eh? Oh as you fixted mt taps yet eh?
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    05-10-14 02:26 PM
  3. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Just let is me makes a call phone eh............
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    05-10-14 02:27 PM
  4. castoridae's Avatar
    Not me. Leasts notz since I quit my jobs and got the royal eskortz from da premises
    Congrats!! - You iz sooo lucky seaeh?, cause I still gots 35 workin dayz to go afore I be freed
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    05-10-14 02:28 PM
  5. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Dial.........Dial..........ring..........ring..... ......."hello how may i help you?".................."Alfred its me, have you seen a duck?"........"yes sir you have six in the pond at the fear of the house".............."no Alfred i mean a duck with a toolkit that has come to fix a leekin tap".............." are you drinking again Sir?"..........."yes Alfred but I am cirrius, a duck shud av fixed the leekin tap"................"in that case no i havnt sir and the tap is still leaving sir"..............."ok Alfred but if a duck turns up to fix the tap dont shoot im ok"............."yes sir"......"bye Alfred".............
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    05-10-14 02:35 PM
  6. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Ok you wayward drinken duck get out of the barn and fix my tap or else.................ill sluck see eh?
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    05-10-14 02:37 PM
  7. dphjeff's Avatar
    Ok you wayward drinken duck get out of the barn and fix my tap or else.................ill sluck see eh?
    Be. There on the second Tuesday of next week.
    Besides yous said you already called a plumber. Did shotty work eh?
    Last edited by dphjeff; 05-10-14 at 03:12 PM.
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    05-10-14 03:01 PM
  8. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Be. There on the second Tuesday of next week.
    At last i is actually pinnin yous down to definately approximately date to fixes the tap! Yeah ok duck go for it dude?
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    05-10-14 03:11 PM
  9. dphjeff's Avatar
    Did your plumber fis it? Had he been drinken too?
    Last edited by dphjeff; 05-10-14 at 03:31 PM.
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    05-10-14 03:16 PM
  10. Cynycl's Avatar
    Frode yous on the streets. Like the next day garbage eh.
    Like last weeks garbage and yesterday's news. Din I went to the new jobs and the new bosses'es dey tooks me to the bars for the afteroonz.
    05-10-14 03:39 PM
  11. Cynycl's Avatar
    Like last weeks garbage and yesterday's news. Din I went to the new jobs and the new bosses'es dey tooks me to the bars for the afteroonz.
    I licks da news bosses'es betters I duz see eh?
    05-10-14 03:40 PM
  12. Cynycl's Avatar
    Congrats!! - You iz sooo lucky seaeh?, cause I still gots 35 workin dayz to go afore I be freed
    Iz is countin downs yooze sea eh?

    Only 350,009 morze to goez. On mies 115th birfhdaies I'm applin forz dat kaniduh penisions
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    05-10-14 03:41 PM
  13. Cynycl's Avatar
    Like last weeks garbage and yesterday's news.

    Din I went to the new jobs and the new bosses'es dey tooks me to the bars for the afteroonz.
    Wonderz what's mondayz will be lick
    05-10-14 03:42 PM
  14. Cynycl's Avatar
    I shuda been a plumbiers
    05-10-14 03:44 PM
  15. dphjeff's Avatar
    I shuda been a plumbiers
    As much as you hit that bottle it. Sounds like you are.
    Or at least your qualified.
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    05-10-14 04:28 PM
  16. dphjeff's Avatar
    Wonderz what's mondayz will be lick
    Honeymoon is over?
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    05-10-14 04:31 PM
  17. Cynycl's Avatar
    Honeymoon is over?
    Just wondeerin how much I might haf to drink is all
    05-10-14 09:52 PM
  18. dphjeff's Avatar
    Just wondeerin how much I might haf to drink is all
    Well one can't drink enough.
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    05-10-14 10:01 PM
  19. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Wonderz what's mondayz will be lick
    They is bein lick the day after Sunday and the days before Tuesdsys see eh? Thats my bestest guesstimate?
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    05-11-14 06:33 AM
  20. Cynycl's Avatar
    So I gotz to getz a phonez nows. Wot should I gets?
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    05-11-14 09:22 AM
  21. dphjeff's Avatar
    So I gotz to getz a phonez nows. Wot should I gets?
    Blackberry?
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    05-11-14 10:41 AM
  22. sad_old_man's Avatar
    67 blue bokkles angin on the wall, 4 green bokkles angin on the wall...............and if 17 red bokkles....hic....shud aksidental falls their is no more mouses angin on the door........yeah......i is Rockin nows see eh?
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    05-11-14 11:43 AM
  23. sad_old_man's Avatar
    As i is sittin ear wunderin bout wunderus fings i is finking how clever is grass an flys see eh? I is spainin wot i is meenin see?

    X. How is grass nowin to always pops up green sides up see eh?
    2. Were do flys go in winter see eh?

    These is very portant kanunderums see and I is doesn't now the solved answer see?
    05-11-14 11:51 AM
  24. sad_old_man's Avatar
    AN as well see ow do babys now to be borns ed first see eh?
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    05-11-14 11:52 AM
  25. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Why is tinsy winsy likkle spideries and snakeries avin quiped wiv soo mutch venim that theys can kiils a helefant when they is to small to eets them eh?
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    05-11-14 11:55 AM
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