1. Carl Estes's Avatar
    Story:
    I worked with these three guys. We will call then Terry, Kenny and Ed. Kenny's job was to drill the holes in the doors for the lock sets. Ed's job was to hang the doors. And Terry's job was to install the lock sets. Terry told Kenny you dumbazz you drilled the holes in the wrong spot and for some reason the holes are egg shaped. Kenny started defending his work and said Terry was crazy. Terry told Kenny to come over to the door Ed had just hung. Terry said look at this the hole is in the wrong spot and it's egg shape. Just look at it. Kenny knelt down in front of the hole he had cut into the door. Terry told him to look at it closer and he did. At that moment Ed standing on the back side of the door stuck his **** through the hole and poked Kenny in the eye.

    Kenny dealt with his fare share too.

    BlackBerry 10 or nothing!
    Oh my God, he "shroomed" Kenny, that bassturd!!!!!!
    11-06-15 09:05 AM
  2. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar


    Ducks stories nebber ends gud, see eh?
    11-06-15 11:33 AM
  3. dphjeff's Avatar


    Ducks stories nebber ends gud, see eh?
    Neither can Kenny! He got his eye shot out!

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    11-06-15 12:02 PM
  4. Cynycl's Avatar
    O'tay ....so izis taking da day offs to drinks beers and Is runz croosies this 16 yr old kids on yoozetoobers. Izis blown ways. Yooze shud also see him play wif Buddy Guy wen heeze wuz onlieyzes 8 yrs youngin.

    Enjoy

    11-06-15 12:46 PM
  5. sad_old_man's Avatar
    beeen dat i'm a two wheel ryder. ^^^^ Dat goes fur BMW's too
    I is bein listnin an eerin yous yous nose eh?
    11-07-15 11:22 AM
  6. sad_old_man's Avatar
    I is gotted too them poynts were I is dusnt nose hoo is shootin at mees an hoos I is bein shootin back at sea eh?

    Wheeze as thems reds? an then wheeze as thems A rabs, an thens wheeze as thems turkeys, an themes uvvers swell as sea sea eh?

    mmmmmmmmmmm............... wonder wots this buttons dus if I pressesed it eh?

    ooooooppppppppppsssssss............
    11-07-15 11:30 AM
  7. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Ah wells its snot frendly ?
    11-07-15 11:32 AM
  8. anon(9088244)'s Avatar
    Is Kenny wearing an eye patch? If not, he should.

    I'm just here to establish an alibi.
    11-07-15 03:23 PM
  9. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    I is gotted too them poynts were I is dusnt nose hoo is shootin at mees an hoos I is bein shootin back at sea eh?

    Wheeze as thems reds? an then wheeze as thems A rabs, an thens wheeze as thems turkeys, an themes uvvers swell as sea sea eh?

    mmmmmmmmmmm............... wonder wots this buttons dus if I pressesed it eh?

    ooooooppppppppppsssssss............
    Mmmmmmm.....popscorns, see eh?
    11-07-15 04:41 PM
  10. dphjeff's Avatar
    Mmmmmmm.....popscorns, see eh?
    Pssst hims brover said he doesn't like popscorn.

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    11-07-15 05:36 PM
  11. dphjeff's Avatar
    Is Kenny wearing an eye patch? If not, he should.

    I'm just here to establish an alibi.
    No, but he should. Or at least he cursed like a sailor? See eh!

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    11-07-15 05:41 PM
  12. anon(9088244)'s Avatar
    Poor Kenny.....one eyed Kenny.

    I'm just here to establish an alibi.
    11-07-15 08:50 PM
  13. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    Hokays, so Iz gotsta go an rake mees leeves, see eh? Iz bean goins, see eh? Youse cants stopps mees, see eh? Iz reely goin?
    sad_old_man, Carl Estes and Cynycl like this.
    11-08-15 10:57 AM
  14. dphjeff's Avatar
    Hokays, so Iz gotsta go an rake mees leeves, see eh? Iz bean goins, see eh? Youse cants stopps mees, see eh? Iz reely goin?
    No! No! Don't go! Just wait long enough and the wind will make it your neighbors problem.

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    11-08-15 11:22 AM
  15. anon(9088244)'s Avatar
    And if there isn't any wind......use a leaf blower.

    I'm just here to establish an alibi.
    gvs1341, dphjeff, Cynycl and 1 others like this.
    11-08-15 12:00 PM
  16. dphjeff's Avatar
    And if there isn't any wind......use a leaf blower.

    I'm just here to establish an alibi.
    That's what I would do?

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    Cynycl and Gooseberry Falls like this.
    11-08-15 12:42 PM
  17. sad_old_man's Avatar
    No! No! Don't go! Just wait long enough and the wind will make it your neighbors problem.

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    As is bean gone yet eh?
    11-08-15 02:45 PM
  18. sad_old_man's Avatar
    I is byin an drill sea eh for sow I is kan drill oles in fings sea?
    11-08-15 02:48 PM
  19. sad_old_man's Avatar
    its bein a deewolt or sumfin?
    11-08-15 02:48 PM
  20. sad_old_man's Avatar
    is they bean any good?
    11-08-15 02:49 PM
  21. dphjeff's Avatar
    I is byin an drill sea eh for sow I is kan drill oles in fings sea?
    DYI project? Eh?

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    11-08-15 03:16 PM
  22. sad_old_man's Avatar
    DYI project? Eh?

    BlackBerry 10 or nothing!
    Wots won of them then eh?
    11-08-15 03:24 PM
  23. dphjeff's Avatar
    its bein a deewolt or sumfin?
    I prefer Ridged tools over Dewalt.

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    That doesn't sound so good?
    11-08-15 03:27 PM
  24. dphjeff's Avatar
    Wots won of them then eh?
    Goes to Home Depot and that can set you ups wif all kinds of projects? See eh

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    11-08-15 03:32 PM
  25. jimoates014's Avatar
    Dewolltz is only fancy Dan Blakandekkerz. Bosch, gud Nazi teknolergees

    Posted via CB10
    11-08-15 05:03 PM
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