1. Carl Estes's Avatar
    OK? 4 from 9 is 5? 5 x 2 is 10? I'm confused? Did you work for Nextel?
    Nopes, but closes.
    Da U.S. Gummintz........

    c
    10-03-14 12:37 PM
  2. dphjeff's Avatar
    Thirteen months of being on Nextel, I called them with a service problem. After receiving help with the problem the Nextel person said I see your bill is passed due and would I like to pay it. I told her no it wasn't. She said I was a month behind again. Again I told here no it isn't. She said that the billing is payed a month ahead. I replayed I know. I asked her how may months have I been with them. She says thirteen. I asked how many payments have you received. She said fourteen. So I'm not behind. Yes you have to pay a month ahead she says. I tell her that where I went to school they learned me fourteen is greater than thirteen and I wasn't behind. Yes you are she said. I tell her that it must be that new math and will have to learn how it works before I can pay the bill (then I hangup on her).
    Hey grape is that a good ending?
    10-03-14 12:58 PM
  3. Cynycl's Avatar
    2 per assemblies.......
    sum iz wurf countingz twice
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    10-03-14 01:04 PM
  4. dphjeff's Avatar
    Nopes, but closes.
    Da U.S. Gummintz........

    c
    Oh lordies wez in troubles now!
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    10-03-14 01:05 PM
  5. Carl Estes's Avatar
    Oh, youse have "Common Core" up dere too sea eh? Days not equashunz anymores, dey be called "number sentences", and if'in youse makes a mistakes, but you did try to get da korrect answer, you still wins..........
    And it goes on downhillz from dere......
    Go figures..... oh yeah,

    Mutter,, mutter.....
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    10-03-14 01:06 PM
  6. Cynycl's Avatar
    Thirteen months of being on Nextel, I called them with a service problem. After receiving help with the problem the Nextel person said I see your bill is passed due and would I like to pay it. I told her no it wasn't. She said I was a month behind again. Again I told here no it isn't. She said that the billing is payed a month ahead. I replayed I know. I asked her how may months have I been with them. She says thirteen. I asked how many payments have you received. She said fourteen. So I'm not behind. Yes you have to pay a month ahead she says. I tell her that where I went to school they learned me fourteen is greater than thirteen and I wasn't behind. Yes you are she said. I tell her that it must be that new math and will have to learn how it works before I can pay the bill (then I hangup on her).
    Hey grape is that a good ending?
    Duck justs luvs his frustratchens
    10-03-14 01:07 PM
  7. Cynycl's Avatar
    well, yeah......
    we had "4 of 'em" in da ice fishing shack earlier, and den da Baby shows me ups......
    sigh.......
    I haz to keepz lotz of soothers rounds case iz getz crankies
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    10-03-14 01:08 PM
  8. Cynycl's Avatar
    Nopes, but closes.
    Da U.S. Gummintz........

    c
    At da end of da dayz.............everpersonbodies doez
    10-03-14 01:10 PM
  9. Carl Estes's Avatar
    I haz to keepz lotz of soothers rounds case iz getz crankies
    pacifierz............
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    10-03-14 01:10 PM
  10. dphjeff's Avatar
    Nopes, but closes.
    Da U.S. Gummintz........

    c
    Obama is that you?

    Sorry lizard couldn't resist.
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    10-03-14 01:19 PM
  11. Carl Estes's Avatar
    Obama is that you?

    Sorry lizard couldn't resist.
    Nope, trust me, I would have restricted the airflights........
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    10-03-14 01:27 PM
  12. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Mees has a icybergers watchin out for hut?


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    10-03-14 01:29 PM
  13. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Scone dark ear see?


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    10-03-14 01:31 PM
  14. Cynycl's Avatar
    Nope, trust me, I would have restricted the airflights........
    wich onez? Da fuselagey full o' terrorists errrr refuges or da Iz just on my Ebola wurld tour from da quarantine zone, Air Influenza typez?
    10-03-14 01:34 PM
  15. Carl Estes's Avatar
    Mees has a icybergers watchin out for hut?



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    Needz bokkles????
    10-03-14 01:36 PM
  16. Cynycl's Avatar
    Why any forkin guvvamint would allow any flight out of dat area to even enter da airspace is beyond meeze.

    Yooze is stupid or unlucky nuff to be deres, dats where yooze stays.
    10-03-14 01:38 PM
  17. dphjeff's Avatar
    Did I miss some impotent new or sumfin?
    10-03-14 01:45 PM
  18. Carl Estes's Avatar
    wich onez? Da fuselagey full o' terrorists errrr refuges or da Iz just on my Ebola wurld tour from da quarantine zone, Air Influenza typez?
    I letz SOM take cares of the formers.......
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    10-03-14 01:45 PM
  19. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Why any forkin guvvamint would allow any flight out of dat area to even enter da airspace is beyond meeze.

    Yooze is stupid or unlucky nuff to be deres, dats where yooze stays.
    oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!! wot is I am to do see? yous is konfiskatin mees too out ear for lives see!!!!!!!!!!! oh I is never bean lowwed to kums ome gain see!!!!!!!!!! sob sob sob sob!
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    10-03-14 01:50 PM
  20. Cynycl's Avatar
    Did I miss some impotent new or sumfin?
    Dontz worriez, typhoid Mary or Harry will be flying into an airport nearz youze soon.
    10-03-14 01:51 PM
  21. sad_old_man's Avatar
    by the ways wots an airspases eh?
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    10-03-14 01:51 PM
  22. Carl Estes's Avatar
    Why any forkin guvvamint would allow any flight out of dat area to even enter da airspace is beyond meeze.

    Yooze is stupid or unlucky nuff to be deres, dats where yooze stays.
    Onlies fing in da White Houses is an empties suit......
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    10-03-14 01:51 PM
  23. Cynycl's Avatar
    by the ways wots an airspases eh?
    Well ya sees............when a girlz not particulurs who she drinks wif, pretties soons she gets the hair pees. Den nopersonbodies wantz two beeze sharinz her air space......

    it becomes a no miscles zone
    10-03-14 01:56 PM
  24. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Well ya sees............when a girlz not particulurs who she drinks wif, pretties soons she gets the hair pees. Den nopersonbodies wantz two beeze sharinz her air space......

    it becomes a no miscles zone
    mmmmmmm dint no womens gets there hair wet wen they dwinks an pees?...................I is lernin sumfin evry day see?
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    10-03-14 01:58 PM
  25. Carl Estes's Avatar
    Well ya sees............when a girlz not particulurs who she drinks wif, pretties soons she gets the hair pees. Den nopersonbodies wantz two beeze sharinz her air space......

    it becomes a no miscles zone
    Cynycl, dazzleaj and sad_old_man like this.
    10-03-14 02:01 PM
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