[sad_old_man]

Oh rites, onces youse had da personbodies addressis, youse straps it to your pal, da Maviks, see rites?

Nope! I is just sendin it threw them posts sea eh?

[sad_old_man]

Honestedely sea eh?

[sad_old_man]

Crosses mees art an opels too deaf sea eh?

[sad_old_man]

I fink?

[Carl Estes]

Otays, I bites....

[sad_old_man]

Where does yous wants it then eh? ........sea?

[Carl Estes]

I sedids youse a pee emm essis, chech youse notifcashuns...

[TheDustBunnyBuster]

Hello

[sad_old_man]

I sedids youse a pee emm essis, chech youse notifcashuns...

Hokay I is sendin it................ hope its gets their cos its bein an long ways too Kandanudia see eh?

[sad_old_man]

Hello

Ello to yous too sea eh?

[Carl Estes]

Hays, youse sending it mees, or da Baby? Iz ere in da kaliforniays, da land of unicorns and rainboz. Snot da frozen norfs, see eh?

[sad_old_man]

Oooopppppppsssssssss?

[sad_old_man]

Wots bein an few miles between frends then eh sea?

[sad_old_man]

Is kalifornyias bein norf or sowf then eh sea?

[Carl Estes]

Soufs, Andes eastus of Flodiras....

[sad_old_man]

Sow its bein neer news Yorks then eh?........... Hokay I as yous in mees siyts now see an I is strappin it on the delivery veehickle reddy for dispaches too yous sea eh.............. tee hee ................tee hee ................

[sad_old_man]

Bees wiv yous shortelly ............... Haas haaa haaaaa haaaaa haaaaa...........

[Carl Estes]

Ohs, sooz I can expekts da hair mails deli berries, seas, I told youse sosI finiks I goes to Lunches now.

[Carl Estes]

I has been to the dokturs, habent seems da Nice Nurses wif da paper kuppies and jelloes. Gots da deludids. Vicodems, and da mussles belaxers..... let's da party engages......but likes I tipped, Lunches furstus....

[sad_old_man]

See its cos yous gotted them trusted members badges on yous name fingy sea eh?................... Ahem.... that is meenin that I is knot nevver hevver as too be trusted sea eh?............. Just progromammin them cowardinates of yousis into mees deliverance mekanisms an we is set fur lunchin at 10.54 bst tomorrow mornerins sea eh? Halfred sez hee will bees punkchually hon times so I is bein in Nepal sow I is nowin I is bein safe?..........I fink? Not too shure bout you though?........... or kalifornyia...............

[kbz1960]

Wot

[sad_old_man]

Deer Mister Dragon. Has mees pal mavericks is bean on an long kneaded rested sea eh? I is avian too kall hon is pal Harry Harm sea eh? too delver bring yous parsell too yous. He is bein hon is way as we speak sow yous may wont too considerate an oliday soon sea an kwickly as well sea eh?................. hee hee.......

[Carl Estes]

I dids/was on 'olidaze, spends da weekends wif da meds bokkles. Got free of dems, Gots da deludids. Vicodems, and da mussles belaxers..... Andies boyz what it a parties dios weekends.

Nows Iz out of da froogies, and watching/waiting for da woims to arrives.....

[Carl Estes]

See its cos yous gotted them trusted members badges on yous name fingy sea eh?................... Ahem.... that is meenin that I is knot nevver hevver as too be trusted sea eh?............. Just progromammin them cowardinates of yousis into mees deliverance mekanisms an we is set fur lunchin at 10.54 bst tomorrow mornerins sea eh? Halfred sez hee will bees punkchually hon times so I is bein in Nepal sow I is nowin I is bein safe?..........I fink? Not too shure bout you though?........... or kalifornyia...............

[Carl Estes]

See its cos yous gotted them trusted members badges on yous name fingy sea eh?................... Ahem.... that is meenin that I is knot nevver hevver as too be trusted sea eh?............. Just progromammin them cowardinates of yousis into mees deliverance mekanisms an we is set fur lunchin at 10.54 bst tomorrow mornerins sea eh? Halfred sez hee will bees punkchually hon times so I is bein in Nepal sow I is nowin I is bein safe?..........I fink? Not too shure bout you though?........... or kalifornyia...............

Badgis, I aints got no badgis, we don't needs no stinkin badgis....