[dphjeff]

Stupid kat!

7 playbooks
8 ouses
187 bokkles of brandy
325 bokkles of win
64 bokkles of assortid cohol
156 bokkles of beer
11 cars (twevel if yous counts the black greyound bus)
3 crappy Z10
3 citisen passporty fingis
0 palm trees (since hacksident)
0 birdies
6 ducks (sevens if yous count the duck)
35 fishys
2 surfice pro toos
1 sammysung ess free
2 sammysung ess furs
2 sammysung ess fifes
An hundreds of uvver toys I fink but I asnt seen em for a wil see?

so their stick that in yous sock an sit on it see?

Yous have a mowen machine in that there inventory?
Looks like I'm in the market fer one. The little basstarts next door throw a chunk of steel in my yard and I ran over it and sheered the crank in the motor.
Grape I telled you that's how you made brown sauce. Proof is in the pudding but in the cast britches.

[sad_old_man]

Yous have a mowen machine in that there inventory?
Looks like I'm in the market fer one. The little basstarts next door throw a chunk of steel in my yard and I ran over it and sheered the crank in the motor.
Grape I telled you that's how you made brown sauce. Proof is in the pudding but in the cast britches.

I is havin thems that yous sits on an rides around on see? I doesn't sit on it an cuts grass but I is avin em in graged see an they usesed petrol see? I is just sits an watches de mans sittin on it an cuttin grass see?

[dphjeff]

I is havin thems that yous sits on an rides around on see? I doesn't sit on it an cuts grass but I is avin em in graged see an they usesed petrol see? I is just sits an watches de mans sittin on it an cuttin grass see?

Isn't that the only whys to have a mowen machine? Them there pushy thingies are to much work! Us poe rednecks can't ford to pay someone to ride around on a mowen machine for us. Besides it a good excuse to drink and drive.

[dphjeff]

This the type of mowen machine I have.

[dphjeff]

Actually I have two of them one for mowen and the other is set up for snow removal.

Yes they are both ZTR's.
Sorry I had two. Well I guess I still have two, one set up for snow (and it's not snowing yet) and one set up fer grass ( now the motor has blown apart). Yes, yes I have two of them. Any personbodies have a motor?

[Gooseberry Falls]

I'll goes down too the bins tonight's wen they closes then eh? Oh I is forgettin I is in ingland and they doesn't does steeks in the inglish one see? Ah well it's eaver soggy cold chips an chicken wiv the vomit wiped offer it or soggy cold chips wiv a alf eeten Mc burger? By de way wot is aktually in a Mc burger eh? It tastesed just like the stuff I finds in the lokal hospikal bins eh?

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Eton Mess?

[Gooseberry Falls]

Stupid kat!

7 playbooks
8 ouses
187 bokkles of brandy
325 bokkles of win
64 bokkles of assortid cohol
156 bokkles of beer
11 cars (twevel if yous counts the black greyound bus)
3 crappy Z10
3 citisen passporty fingis
0 palm trees (since hacksident)
0 birdies
6 ducks (sevens if yous count the duck)
35 fishys
2 surfice pro toos
1 sammysung ess free
2 sammysung ess furs
2 sammysung ess fifes
An hundreds of uvver toys I fink but I asnt seen em for a wil see?

so their stick that in yous sock an sit on it see?

Youse can't sits in a printer, see eh? Dats just sillys, see eh?

[dphjeff]

Youse can't sits in a printer, see eh? Dats just sillys, see eh?

No but there has been personbodies that have gotten fired for running copies like that.

[sad_old_man]

Note to selfie: learn proper sayins?

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[bambinoitaliano]

Note to selfie: learn proper sayins?

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note to selfie: wan kant teech an old gnomes new inglis?

[sad_old_man]

note to selfie: wan kant teech an old gnomes new inglis?

I is lickin avin yous nose I speeks proper is wot I does see? Itsall yous silly mericans see? oh an mexikanites swell see.......were does yous lives?

[sad_old_man]

doesn't matter its yous as well see?

[bambinoitaliano]

i iz beelong two commonerwealth see? queenlands wance apond athyme see?

[sad_old_man]

i iz beelong two commonerwealth see? queenlands wance apond athyme see?

oh that heethen hole eh? Evver wundered why we is givin it way to them french fries see eh? we is all wantin to gives it to the heskimos but thems french fries started kryin an stamps likkle feetys see so we givs it to em to keeps em quit see?

[bambinoitaliano]

oh that heethen hole eh? Evver wundered why we is givin it way to them french fries see eh? we is all wantin to gives it to the heskimos but thems french fries started kryin an stamps likkle feetys see so we givs it to em to keeps em quit see?

Yuz halucination see....a nation of haluciner see? we iz tyred of freelooders see? We kik yuz tushes oot, liken uselus adaud chilldrin livin in da cellers see? No gud parasight sukin mummies n daddies dri see?

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[sad_old_man]

I node we shud av givved it too the mexikanys personbodys?

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[bambinoitaliano]

I node we shud av givved it too the mexikanys personbodys?

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yuz inglish iz wae 'ver yuz teeny eads see? liken buffey ad yuz cousen weddin, piling tuns off food on yuz plade budd kant finnish it....

[Gooseberry Falls]

Actually I have two of them one for mowen and the other is set up for snow removal.

Yes they are both ZTR's.
Sorry I had two. Well I guess I still have two, one set up for snow (and it's not snowing yet) and one set up fer grass ( now the motor has blown apart). Yes, yes I have two of them. Any personbodies have a motor?

Duck mows snow?

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[dphjeff]

Duck mows snow?

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You funny!

[dphjeff]

Yall ever have days like this? This is the third time I have tried to send this to my printer. The bad thing is I have to have it printed by 1:30.

[sad_old_man]

Yall ever have days like this? This is the third time I have tried to send this to my printer. The bad thing is I have to have it printed by 1:30.

Wot bout my rosey plant then from that nise man at Fed Ex eh? An yous thinks yous avin a bad day see?

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[dphjeff]

Wot bout my rosey plant then from that nise man at Fed Ex eh? An yous thinks yous avin a bad day see?

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I got it to print from another email address but can't get my phone to connect to the live account.

[sad_old_man]

I got it to print from another email address but can't get my phone to connect to the live account.

Any chances yous kud get my 4 feets red rosey plants to turn into an 3 feets wite rosey plants like wot I is orderinerer? Eh?

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[dphjeff]

Any chances yous kud get my 4 feets red rosey plants to turn into an 3 feets wite rosey plants like wot I is orderinerer? Eh?

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Sure!

[sad_old_man]

Sure!

Oh?

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