[sad_old_man]

I is not bean noin how muches I as missed my seller see eh? I is gonna spend all days today in my seller see karessin my beeluvved bokkles see eh? An as a sign of respect I is gonna samples sum of em see startin wiv this one see?

[dphjeff]

That's saktly wise yous is bean promoshiunaled to Commander see eh?

ps..................In the post?...............

Do eyes received moe pay?

No post?

[sad_old_man]

Do eyes received moe pay?

No post?

Yep yous kan has much as yous wants? Just sends the bill to the kat like I does see?

ps...........i just posted wiv my own likkle ands today so shud be wivs yous in 5 - 7 days see?

[sad_old_man]

Oh betters add anuvver 7 days cause your postarage system is prestoric see eh?

[Gooseberry Falls]

Ok then scraches the lizard off the list see? (that blind personbodys not ear is he cause I sed see again see) oh sod it?

Nows I is ome I is bein avail of the currant kasulty list see an it snot good reedin see?

Kat (furbag, centaur, flee bag etc) - AWOL?

Duck (Sir Duck, USN Commander, protector of the fethered bretheren) - Missing in action since being involved in a firefight?

Lizard. - scrached off missin list cause he's ear?

Grape. ( Sir Grape, protektor of the hinocent persikuted berries) - Confined too sick bay after mental breakdown lernin that theys make booze out of grapes?

The list kontinud but I is to setup to reeds it see?

Ah now that craps over were's my bokkle eh?

Iz already in rehab, see eh? I donts needs no more, see eh?

[dphjeff]

Iz already in rehab, see eh? I donts needs no more, see eh?

Who you tryen to BS?
Kinda hard to BS the BSers!

[bambinoitaliano]

Who you tryen to BS?
Kinda hard to BS the BSers!

Mind yuz B's and S's....cept dat heathen gnome.....his jus full of it!

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[dphjeff]

Mind yuz B's and S's....cept dat heathen gnome.....his jus full of it!

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Ain't we all!

[bambinoitaliano]

Ain't we all!

not meeess......i clear out pretty good see?

[dphjeff]

not meeess......i clear out pretty good see?

I'm putting my gum boots on its getting deep in here!

[sad_old_man]

Iz already in rehab, see eh? I donts needs no more, see eh?

yous is ear cause of the kat an you is must suffer the konsekwensys of is aktshuns see so do yous time quitly see?

[bambinoitaliano]

yous is ear cause of the kat an you is must suffer the konsekwensys of is aktshuns see so do yous time quitly see?

Now do yuzs!

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[sad_old_man]

Now do yuzs!

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I is doin............in my seller see an its wunderfullistness it is?

[bambinoitaliano]

I is doin............in my seller see an its wunderfullistness it is?

yuz iz satifaktion as yuz burial ground? speek now or forever hold yuz denture see? i haz some frens who kan drop a bomb an be don wif see?

[sad_old_man]

yuz iz satifaktion as yuz burial ground? speek now or forever hold yuz denture see? i haz some frens who kan drop a bomb an be don wif see?

kant not see cause its nukkleer proof bomb thingy see eh?................oh how I is luvvin bokkles see? big uns likkle uns rownd ones skware one I is luvvin em all see?

[dphjeff]

kant not see cause its nukkleer proof bomb thingy see eh?................oh how I is luvvin bokkles see? big uns likkle uns rownd ones skware one I is luvvin em all see?

Ewes over achieven too?

[sad_old_man]

Ewes over achieven too?

Wots dat meen eh? Is I drinkin to mutch eh or wot?

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[bambinoitaliano]

Wots dat meen eh? Is I drinkin to mutch eh or wot?

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Turn over, I iz lookin fer the list see?

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[sad_old_man]

Turn over, I iz lookin fer the list see?

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nope?

[dphjeff]

Wots dat meen eh? Is I drinkin to mutch eh or wot?

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Ewes tellen me you can drink to much???

[sad_old_man]

Ewes tellen me you can drink to much???

is yous bean si,ly on porpoise eh? its none possibble to drinks to mutch see eh? that's just a viscosity rumor spreds round by personbodys hoo dusnt drink see to makes us feel bad see? they bleets on bout the 6000 personbodys eech years hoo dye of cohol konsumption eh? Fings is they never meshun the millions of us personbodies that stay alive wile we is drinkin see?

[Cynycl]

Dis is my cellar

[dphjeff]

is yous bean si,ly on porpoise eh? its none possibble to drinks to mutch see eh? that's just a viscosity rumor spreds round by personbodys hoo dusnt drink see to makes us feel bad see? they bleets on bout the 6000 personbodys eech years hoo dye of cohol konsumption eh? Fings is they never meshun the millions of us personbodies that stay alive wile we is drinkin see?

We ain't dead because we are pickled from the inside out.

[dphjeff]

Dis is my cellar

http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14...dbdcd6d65d.jpg

Tell me it's full of booze!
Where's my swimen britches

[sad_old_man]

Dis is my cellar

http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14...dbdcd6d65d.jpg

Now that is wot I is callin a drink see? Weres yous drink carpet crab eh?