[Carl Estes]

Mmmmmmmm.......yous is givin mees an idea see?

Oops, sorrie Kat.........

c

[sad_old_man]

Oops, sorrie Kat.........

c

He wills be.......oh he wills be?

[Gooseberry Falls]

Oh wot I cud cheev wiv 4llbs of C4 eh?

Hmmmmmm. C4: Cute, Cuddly, Cantankerous, CAAAAT!!!!

[bambinoitaliano]

Hay bambinoitaliano! I has a cunning feary for a new fred see eh? Kan yous asked yous pal the horange if it is bean ok or will it gets me infrigerated gain see?

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I iz no frends on orange see eh.....yuz jus stop spaming soemorange person thread see eh.....and stop sending soem person body of yuz stalkin me see?

[bambinoitaliano]

Oh wot I cud cheev wiv 4llbs of C4 eh?

wot yuz need c4 for? lik some body person's killing som model in some backward kountry?

[Carl Estes]

wot yuz need c4 for? lik some body person's killing som model in some backward kountry?

Kaniduh??????


c

[bambinoitaliano]

Kaniduh??????


c

nope.....google yuzself...even lepregnoem kant protect meez....see?

[Carl Estes]

nope.....google yuzself...even lepregnoem kant protect meez....see?

He might be able to protekt himselfs, wait till he tries to tie up the colored wires..........
Red to blue? No wait, it's blue to the white? No, I know it red to the white wi.......


BOOM!

[dphjeff]

Can't goes gloffin till you the kat an the duck get ear see?

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I likes golf! My favorite thing is riding around in a cart drinking beer.

[sad_old_man]

I likes golf! My favorite thing is riding around in a cart drinking beer.

Is that bean the same as glof?

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[dphjeff]

Is that bean the same as glof?

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Who cares as long as beer is involved!

[Gooseberry Falls]

Is that bean the same as glof?

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Iz finking glofing ins da snow, see eh?

[sad_old_man]

I sees it a bit more like this see? Oh the beer is in the semi just out of shot?

[Cynycl]

I sees it a bit more like this see? Oh the beer is in the semi just out of shot?

Well as they say...................15 will get ya 20

[bambinoitaliano]

I sees it a bit more like this see? Oh the beer is in the semi just out of shot?

This better be your daughter and her friends in a high school outing.

[Carl Estes]

Nah, that's what he spied wif 'is likkle eye the other day..

c

[Cynycl]

Nah, that's what he spied wif 'is likkle eye the other day..

c

#sad_ole_creeper ?

[bambinoitaliano]

Nah, that's what he spied wif 'is likkle eye the other day..

c

He needs his eye check or change his hobby stat!

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[sad_old_man]

Hoo wants to plays glof then? Eh? Only proffeshionally kwalified personbodys hoo kan praktikally demonstrations the billity toos it the ole wiv the likkle balls can ply see...............Plees tachted yous names underneaf this uvver list under ear see?

[Cynycl]

One day a man decided to retire...
He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank.
He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.
After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore.
In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"
She replies, “I rowed over from the other side of the island where I landed when my cruise ship sank."
"Amazing," he notes. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you."
"Oh, this thing?" explains the woman. "I made the boat out of some raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm tree branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."
"But, where did you get the tools?"
"Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. "On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile iron and I used that to make tools and used the tools to make the hardware."
The guy is stunned.
"Let's row over to my place," she says "and I'll give you a tour." So, after a short time of rowing, she soon docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is a long stone walk leading to a cabin and tree house.
While the woman ties up the row boat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's not much, but I call it home. Please sit down." "Would you like a drink?"
"No! No thank you,” the man blurts out, still dazed. "I can't take another drop of coconut juice."
"Oh it's not coconut juice," winks the woman. "I have a still. How would you like a Tropical Spritz?"
Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk. After they exchange their individual survival stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There's a razor in the bathroom cabinet upstairs."
No longer questioning anything, the man goes upstairs into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet is a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism.
"This woman is amazing," he muses. "What's next?" When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but some small flowers on tiny vines, each strategically positioned, she smelled faintly of gardenias. She then beckons for him to sit down next to her.
"Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've both been out here for many months. You must have been lonely. When was the last time you played around? She stares into his eyes.
He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean..." he swallows excitedly as tears start to form in his eyes,

"You've built a Golf Course?"

[bambinoitaliano]

Wot? No Disney Land? I'm disappointed. Darn woman can get things right

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[sad_old_man]

My ed urts see cause of yous diaper dangler.............now let's me gets back ome an gets into my sellar an reeds that fully see?

[Cynycl]

Wot? No Disney Land? I'm disappointed. Darn woman can get things right

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She's busy building an iceburg hunter

[sad_old_man]

Only pruves two items eh?

3. You can't nevers evver trusts a woman's see?

5. Icybergers is always out their sinkin boats see?...oh an ships as well see eh? Yous not saved to be on the see sea eh?

I rested es my kase eh?

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[Cynycl]

Only pruves two items eh?

3. You can't nevers evver trusts a woman's see?

5. Icybergers is always out their sinkin boats see?...oh an ships as well see eh? Yous not saved to be on the see sea eh?

I rested es my kase eh?

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3. Kan't argue with that logic

5. Dat's why yooze keeps da floatation devices on da boat sea eh? Coastie Gurds requires it.





29. Wots in da kase eh? and why does its needs a rest?