[dphjeff]

You got my windows fone see...............give it back!

Tthunked yous had a Z10

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[sad_old_man]

Tthunked yous had a Z10

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I has two Z10s! Why do you think I is avin grey hair then eh? I'm only 23!

[dphjeff]

yooze pretty darn sharp this mornin duckie

Hanging wife billy gates is ribbon off on youze I finks

Don't know about that but do have a pointy head. Or is that just my cap?

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[Gooseberry Falls]

Hey Duck. Gots a plumbing problem. Cold water pipe is humming dat Wandrin Star song. Guess I got a leaky sumwheres but no dwips. Toilets off. Flushed lines to get rid of air. Any suggestions?

[dphjeff]

Hey Duck. Gots a plumbing problem. Cold water pipe is humming dat Wandrin Star song. Guess I got a leaky sumwheres but no dwips. Toilets off. Flushed lines to get rid of air. Any suggestions?

Hard to say. Does it sing all the time ( I'm assuming it knows the words to the song) or when you use sumfin?

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[sad_old_man]

Hard to say. Does it sing all the time ( I'm assuming it knows the words to the song) or when you use sumfin?

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Wot bout my leekin tap eh? Yeh! 3586210.6 gallons water I is lost since yous didn't come an fixed it eh? Wot bout that eh?

[dphjeff]

Wot bout my leekin tap eh? Yeh! 3586210.6 gallons water I is lost since yous didn't come an fixed it eh? Wot bout that eh?

But I don't have a passport. You know us mericans have to have one to get back into the states. They will let everyone else in but us.

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[dphjeff]

Hey Duck. Gots a plumbing problem. Cold water pipe is humming dat Wandrin Star song. Guess I got a leaky sumwheres but no dwips. Toilets off. Flushed lines to get rid of air. Any suggestions?

And you think you have plumbing problems.

[sad_old_man]

But I don't have a passport. You know us mericans have to have one to get back into the states. They will let everyone else in but us.

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No no duck I'll borrow you one see eh? I is got three see?

Posted via CB10

[bambinoitaliano]

Patience ducky ...coming soon....
your passport will be issue.....

[dphjeff]

Patience ducky ...coming soon....
your passport will be issue.....

Crazy cat it won't work on the sprint network either? It would be like all dressed up and no place to go. In this case have a passport and no place to go?

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[bambinoitaliano]

Crazy cat it won't work on the sprint network either? It would be like all dressed up and no place to go. In this case have a passport and no place to go?

Posted with billgates phone

As long as you got the Visa!

[sad_old_man]

I is biddin on a iPhone retina on ebay? How good is that eh?

[dphjeff]

I is biddin on a iPhone retina on ebay? How good is that eh?

It's broked too isn't it?

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[bambinoitaliano]

I is biddin on a iPhone retina on ebay? How good is that eh?

The retina iz no good for yuz eyesight

Posted via CB10

[sad_old_man]

It's broked too isn't it?

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Snot broked see eh? Its bean a new brand one see? I is gonna get it on Sundays when I wins it.

[Gooseberry Falls]

Hard to say. Does it sing all the time ( I'm assuming it knows the words to the song) or when you use sumfin?

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Iz the usual dumb###. Went through the house 7254 times. Finallys I goes outside and the hose is leaky. Not dwip but splay. S_O_M, youze wants to pay my water bill dis month, see eh? Did I mension I ates plumbin and water, see eh?

[Gooseberry Falls]

Hmmmmm? What carrier would you suggest?
Verizon ticked me off and I told them they would never get another dime from me and they won't.
If you have a problem with ATT you call and get someone named Andy not from my country and doesn't speak english (what I would call english) and spend hours on the phone trying to tell him what the problem is and get fed up and hang up on them.
T-Mobile doesn't work in my area.
And the above listed carriers plans cost to much.
I'm open for suggestions.

Did I mensions I luv Big Red and my Z30, see eh?

[dphjeff]

Iz the usual dumb###. Went through the house 7254 times. Finallys I goes outside and the hose is leaky. Not dwip but splay. S_O_M, youze wants to pay my water bill dis month, see eh? Did I mension I ates plumbin and water, see eh?

I had a friend that went to Turkey for three months and the kid next door turned his hose on and stuck it in the crawlspace vent. When he got back he had a $1200.00 water bill.

[Gooseberry Falls]

Whys youze always do the hardest stuff firstes and the easiest stuff 39th, see eh?

[Gooseberry Falls]

Did I mensioned dat I rebuilt all the toilets, had the water heater replaces, bathroom and kitchen remodeled, and it still hummed? I ates dat Wandring Star song now, see eh? And Iz bout to kills the Cat?

[sad_old_man]

Did I mensioned dat I rebuilt all the toilets, had the water heater replaces, bathroom and kitchen remodeled, and it still hummed? I ates dat Wandring Star song now, see eh? And Iz bout to kills the Cat?

Ooooooooohhhhhhhh can I watch?

[Gooseberry Falls]

I had a friend that went to Turkey for three months and the kid next door turned his hose on and stuck it in the crawlspace vent. When he got back he had a $1200.00 water bill.

Maybe hes could met his house on the Atlantic on the way back from Turkeys, see eh? Floatin lick an icebergs, see eh?

[Gooseberry Falls]

Ooooooooohhhhhhhh can I watch?

Nopes, its privates, see eh?

[sad_old_man]

Mutter mutter.....