[sad_old_man]

Ok, evil wizard genius - I knows ylus can do sebral fings at oncet, sea eh!

While yous is konundrummin your mail problems see eh ears anuvver useless peese of chit information see eh?

Sertin mail providers plays silly games wiv yous see eh? THE too worstest ones are google and yahoo see eh? They is licking yous to use their webmail see eh an if you uses a fone or a tabelet see after a wile they doesn't like it. If you is avin problems proper wiv yous male then logs into the provider frew yous webby browser and it's is cleerin up yous male problems on yous fone and tabelet see eh? Just fought I is wood mensioneded that?

[sad_old_man]

Is. That Chinese?

Two number 14s with egg fried rice please?

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[Gooseberry Falls]

Two number 14s with egg fried rice please?

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Peking Duck?

[jpash549]

Peking Duck?

Beijing Boloney.

[sad_old_man]

Frikasee of pussie?

[sad_old_man]

Nobodyonepersons likeses mees no more so I is goin walkabout see eh?

[Gooseberry Falls]

Nobodyonepersons likeses mees no more so I is goin walkabout see eh?

I was borned under a Wandring Star? Sees youze in 6 months!

[castoridae]

While yous is konundrummin your mail problems see eh ears anuvver useless peese of chit information see eh?

Sertin mail providers plays silly games wiv yous see eh? THE too worstest ones are google and yahoo see eh? They is licking yous to use their webmail see eh an if you uses a fone or a tabelet see after a wile they doesn't like it. If you is avin problems proper wiv yous male then logs into the provider frew yous webby browser and it's is cleerin up yous male problems on yous fone and tabelet see eh? Just fought I is wood mensioneded that?

Eh??
firest I iz phonin Rogers tomorrow on my day off cause it takes that long for to get thru dems phone maze. Yah gots to prez one number an an udder an an auder, den yah gets the wrong person an ya start again.
Second, ya dos this bout 3 times.
third, ya gets some one who says, dey caint help you.
Fourth ya call again and say your quitten all services ifn dey don't help.
oh yeah and ya git every ones name that you called and you ryhmes this off while you is screamin at dem.
After dat, I can try what you said, cause after all that chit, your crypic inssructions will sound like kiddis play

[sad_old_man]

Eh??
firest I iz phonin Rogers tomorrow on my day off cause it takes that long for to get thru dems phone maze. Yah gots to prez one number an an udder an an auder, den yah gets the wrong person an ya start again.
Second, ya dos this bout 3 times.
third, ya gets some one who says, dey caint help you.
Fourth ya call again and say your quitten all services ifn dey don't help.
oh yeah and ya git every ones name that you called and you ryhmes this off while you is screamin at dem.
After dat, I can try what you said, cause after all that chit, your crypic inssructions will sound like kiddis play

Yup!

[sad_old_man]

Seesy see eh?

[sad_old_man]

I is avin edach see eh?

[sad_old_man]

ps yous is cannot play geetars wiv fermal mittons on see eh?

[sad_old_man]

ppppppsssss I is cannot plays geetars wiv or wivout mittons on see eh?

[sad_old_man]

They're is just no talent to my limits see eh?

[sad_old_man]

I miss merica?

[sad_old_man]

Donts now why but I does?

[sad_old_man]

Shud I get a kat?

[sad_old_man]

I finks I needs a pet?

[sad_old_man]

I cud get a bear cause they has lots of them ear and I don't like slamon so the bear can eats all the slamon and I is not karin see?

[sad_old_man]

I had a pet grapefruit onese but my pet gorilla et it see?

[sad_old_man]

Fred is name is was?

[sad_old_man]

The grapefruit not the gorilla?

[sad_old_man]

S'posed I is cud get a pet scorpion but they isn't sayin much and eets strangest fings?

[sad_old_man]

I always is wantin a pet turkle see but I is byin the last five an they keeps swimmin way see?

[sad_old_man]

I is just googlie thingy merican top pet and it is bean a "rock"? They is wantin $350 for sending yous yous own pet rock?