[dphjeff]

That is appenin to im every day see eh?

Heared that!

[sad_old_man]

Heared that!

Wot?..........i is meanin him and I is not meenin............oh never mind just find a bar and I is joinin yous see eh? Oh as you fixted mt taps yet eh?

[sad_old_man]

Just let is me makes a call phone eh............

[castoridae]

Not me. Leasts notz since I quit my jobs and got the royal eskortz from da premises

Congrats!! - You iz sooo lucky seaeh?, cause I still gots 35 workin dayz to go afore I be freed

[sad_old_man]

Dial.........Dial..........ring..........ring..... ......."hello how may i help you?".................."Alfred its me, have you seen a duck?"........"yes sir you have six in the pond at the fear of the house".............."no Alfred i mean a duck with a toolkit that has come to fix a leekin tap".............." are you drinking again Sir?"..........."yes Alfred but I am cirrius, a duck shud av fixed the leekin tap"................"in that case no i havnt sir and the tap is still leaving sir"..............."ok Alfred but if a duck turns up to fix the tap dont shoot im ok"............."yes sir"......"bye Alfred".............

[sad_old_man]

Ok you wayward drinken duck get out of the barn and fix my tap or else.................ill sluck see eh?

[dphjeff]

Ok you wayward drinken duck get out of the barn and fix my tap or else.................ill sluck see eh?

Be. There on the second Tuesday of next week.
Besides yous said you already called a plumber. Did shotty work eh?

[sad_old_man]

Be. There on the second Tuesday of next week.

At last i is actually pinnin yous down to definately approximately date to fixes the tap! Yeah ok duck go for it dude?

[dphjeff]

Did your plumber fis it? Had he been drinken too?

[Cynycl]

Frode yous on the streets. Like the next day garbage eh.

Like last weeks garbage and yesterday's news. Din I went to the new jobs and the new bosses'es dey tooks me to the bars for the afteroonz.

[Cynycl]

Like last weeks garbage and yesterday's news. Din I went to the new jobs and the new bosses'es dey tooks me to the bars for the afteroonz.

I licks da news bosses'es betters I duz see eh?

[Cynycl]

Congrats!! - You iz sooo lucky seaeh?, cause I still gots 35 workin dayz to go afore I be freed

Iz is countin downs yooze sea eh?

Only 350,009 morze to goez. On mies 115th birfhdaies I'm applin forz dat kaniduh penisions

[Cynycl]

Like last weeks garbage and yesterday's news.

Din I went to the new jobs and the new bosses'es dey tooks me to the bars for the afteroonz.

Wonderz what's mondayz will be lick

[Cynycl]

I shuda been a plumbiers

[dphjeff]

I shuda been a plumbiers

As much as you hit that bottle it. Sounds like you are.
Or at least your qualified.

[dphjeff]

Wonderz what's mondayz will be lick

Honeymoon is over?

[Cynycl]

Honeymoon is over?

Just wondeerin how much I might haf to drink is all

[dphjeff]

Just wondeerin how much I might haf to drink is all

Well one can't drink enough.

[sad_old_man]

Wonderz what's mondayz will be lick

They is bein lick the day after Sunday and the days before Tuesdsys see eh? Thats my bestest guesstimate?

[Cynycl]

So I gotz to getz a phonez nows. Wot should I gets?

[dphjeff]

So I gotz to getz a phonez nows. Wot should I gets?

Blackberry?

[sad_old_man]

67 blue bokkles angin on the wall, 4 green bokkles angin on the wall...............and if 17 red bokkles....hic....shud aksidental falls their is no more mouses angin on the door........yeah......i is Rockin nows see eh?

[sad_old_man]

As i is sittin ear wunderin bout wunderus fings i is finking how clever is grass an flys see eh? I is spainin wot i is meenin see?

X. How is grass nowin to always pops up green sides up see eh?
2. Were do flys go in winter see eh?

These is very portant kanunderums see and I is doesn't now the solved answer see?

[sad_old_man]

AN as well see ow do babys now to be borns ed first see eh?

[sad_old_man]

Why is tinsy winsy likkle spideries and snakeries avin quiped wiv soo mutch venim that theys can kiils a helefant when they is to small to eets them eh?