1. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Saktly my points and scentimetality see eh? Look wot types of personbodys that grapefruit type person is draggin in ear wiv imself see eh? Wotever next I is askin eh?
    04-30-14 12:00 PM
  2. sad_old_man's Avatar
    And also its anuvver kandunadians type personbodys see eh? Oh wot as you done grape?
    04-30-14 12:02 PM
  3. dphjeff's Avatar
    And also its anuvver kandunadians type personbodys see eh? Oh wot as you done grape?
    Don't blame the grape. Some personbodies just happened to draw the short straw.
    Youens knows someone has to drive the short bus!
    04-30-14 12:43 PM
  4. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    And also its anuvver kandunadians type personbodys see eh? Oh wot as you done grape?
    Itz not mys fault, see eh? Iz week and Iz broke, see eh? Hes poked mees and squished mees wit his fingers, see eh? Iz a nervous wrek, I iz, see eh? Hes freatened to banned me from CB for LIFE! Boohooo....Boohooo. (Muahahahaha! laughs evilly)
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    04-30-14 12:55 PM
  5. Cynycl's Avatar
    Kid, I want You to go and sit down on that bench that says Group W .... NOW kid!!"

    And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W's
    Where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after
    Committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly
    Looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father
    Rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And
    They was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the
    Bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest
    Father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean and ugly
    And nasty and horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me
    And said, "Kid, what did you get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay
    $50 and pick up the garbage." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"
    And I said, "Littering." And they all moved away from me on the bench
    There, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I
    Said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand
    And we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing
    Father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the
    Bench. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of
    Things, until the Sargeant came over, had some paper in his hand, held it
    Up and said

    "Kids, this-piece-of-paper's-got-47-words-37-sentences-58-words-we-wanna-
    Know-details-of-the-crime-time-of-the-crime-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-
    You-gotta-say-pertaining-to-and-about-the-crime-I-want-to-know-arresting-
    Officer's-name-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-you-gotta-say", and talked for
    Forty-five minutes and nobody understood a word that he said, but we had
    Fun filling out the forms and playing with the pencils on the bench there
    And I filled out the massacree with the four part harmony, and wrote it
    Down there, just like it was, and everything was fine and I put down the
    Pencil, and I turned over the piece of paper, and there, there on the
    Other side, in the middle of the other side, away from everything else on
    The other side, in parentheses, capital letters, quotated, read the
    Following words:

    "KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?"

    I went over to the sargent, said, "Sargeant, you got a lot a damn gall to
    Ask me if I've rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I'm
    Sittin' here on the bench, I mean I'm sittin here on the Group W bench
    Cause you want to know if I'm moral enough join the army, burn women
    Kids, houses and villages after being a litterbug." He looked at me and
    Said, "Kid, we don't like your kind, and we're gonna send you fingerprints
    Off to Washington."

    And friends, somewhere in Washington enshrined in some little folder, is a
    Study in black and white of my fingerprints. And the only reason I'm
    Singing you this song now is cause you may know somebody in a similar
    Situation, or you may be in a similar situation, and if your in a
    Situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into
    The shrink wherever you are, just walk in say "Shrink, You can get
    Anything you want, at Alice's restaurant.". And walk out.
    Last edited by Cynycl; 04-30-14 at 01:07 PM.
    04-30-14 12:56 PM
  6. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Itz not mys fault, see eh? Iz week and Iz broke, see eh? Hes poked mees and squished mees wit his fingers, see eh? Iz a nervous wrek, I iz, see eh? Hes freatened to banned me from CB for LIFE! Boohooo....Boohooo. (Muahahahaha! laughs evilly)
    Woz it him eh?

    Official everyfin' to do with PlayBook hijack thread?-orange5.jpg
    04-30-14 01:00 PM
  7. Cynycl's Avatar
    another one for the "you can't make this Kanadiun chit up" category

    Ottawa man named Popadick charged with flashing
    04-30-14 01:25 PM
  8. dphjeff's Avatar
    Kid, I want You to go and sit down on that bench that says Group W .... NOW kid!!"

    And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W's
    Where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after
    Committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly
    Looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father
    Rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And
    They was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the
    Bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest
    Father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean and ugly
    And nasty and horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me
    And said, "Kid, what did you get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay
    $50 and pick up the garbage." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"
    And I said, "Littering." And they all moved away from me on the bench
    There, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I
    Said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand
    And we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing
    Father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the
    Bench. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of
    Things, until the Sargeant came over, had some paper in his hand, held it
    Up and said

    "Kids, this-piece-of-paper's-got-47-words-37-sentences-58-words-we-wanna-
    Know-details-of-the-crime-time-of-the-crime-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-
    You-gotta-say-pertaining-to-and-about-the-crime-I-want-to-know-arresting-
    Officer's-name-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-you-gotta-say", and talked for
    Forty-five minutes and nobody understood a word that he said, but we had
    Fun filling out the forms and playing with the pencils on the bench there
    And I filled out the massacree with the four part harmony, and wrote it
    Down there, just like it was, and everything was fine and I put down the
    Pencil, and I turned over the piece of paper, and there, there on the
    Other side, in the middle of the other side, away from everything else on
    The other side, in parentheses, capital letters, quotated, read the
    Following words:

    "KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?"

    I went over to the sargent, said, "Sargeant, you got a lot a damn gall to
    Ask me if I've rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I'm
    Sittin' here on the bench, I mean I'm sittin here on the Group W bench
    Cause you want to know if I'm moral enough join the army, burn women
    Kids, houses and villages after being a litterbug." He looked at me and
    Said, "Kid, we don't like your kind, and we're gonna send you fingerprints
    Off to Washington."

    And friends, somewhere in Washington enshrined in some little folder, is a
    Study in black and white of my fingerprints. And the only reason I'm
    Singing you this song now is cause you may know somebody in a similar
    Situation, or you may be in a similar situation, and if your in a
    Situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into
    The shrink wherever you are, just walk in say "Shrink, You can get
    Anything you want, at Alice's restaurant.". And walk out.
    So what Zackley was the moral of this story?
    04-30-14 01:28 PM
  9. sad_old_man's Avatar
    So what Zackley was the moral of this story?
    He's just lettin yous now he's losin it see eh?
    04-30-14 01:43 PM
  10. Cynycl's Avatar
    So what Zackley was the moral of this story?
    Rehab is a never ending circle from which there is no escape
    04-30-14 01:44 PM
  11. Cynycl's Avatar
    He's just lettin yous now he's losin it see eh?
    Yeah...........zackley!
    04-30-14 01:44 PM
  12. Cynycl's Avatar
    I'm going back to pondering my belly button
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    04-30-14 01:46 PM
  13. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    Kid, I want You to go and sit down on that bench that says Group W .... NOW kid!!"

    And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W's
    Where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after
    Committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly
    Looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father
    Rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And
    They was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the
    Bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest
    Father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean and ugly
    And nasty and horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me
    And said, "Kid, what did you get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay
    $50 and pick up the garbage." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"
    And I said, "Littering." And they all moved away from me on the bench
    There, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I
    Said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand
    And we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing
    Father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the
    Bench. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of
    Things, until the Sargeant came over, had some paper in his hand, held it
    Up and said

    "Kids, this-piece-of-paper's-got-47-words-37-sentences-58-words-we-wanna-
    Know-details-of-the-crime-time-of-the-crime-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-
    You-gotta-say-pertaining-to-and-about-the-crime-I-want-to-know-arresting-
    Officer's-name-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-you-gotta-say", and talked for
    Forty-five minutes and nobody understood a word that he said, but we had
    Fun filling out the forms and playing with the pencils on the bench there
    And I filled out the massacree with the four part harmony, and wrote it
    Down there, just like it was, and everything was fine and I put down the
    Pencil, and I turned over the piece of paper, and there, there on the
    Other side, in the middle of the other side, away from everything else on
    The other side, in parentheses, capital letters, quotated, read the
    Following words:

    "KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?"

    I went over to the sargent, said, "Sargeant, you got a lot a damn gall to
    Ask me if I've rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I'm
    Sittin' here on the bench, I mean I'm sittin here on the Group W bench
    Cause you want to know if I'm moral enough join the army, burn women
    Kids, houses and villages after being a litterbug." He looked at me and
    Said, "Kid, we don't like your kind, and we're gonna send you fingerprints
    Off to Washington."

    And friends, somewhere in Washington enshrined in some little folder, is a
    Study in black and white of my fingerprints. And the only reason I'm
    Singing you this song now is cause you may know somebody in a similar
    Situation, or you may be in a similar situation, and if your in a
    Situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into
    The shrink wherever you are, just walk in say "Shrink, You can get
    Anything you want, at Alice's restaurant.". And walk out.
    Mmmmmm. I luvs **** (Richard) Tracy...
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    04-30-14 01:49 PM
  14. dphjeff's Avatar
    He's just lettin yous now he's losin it see eh?
    That's nufin news see eh!
    04-30-14 01:49 PM
  15. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Yeah...........zackley!
    Freedom is a state of mind?
    The more you think freedom exists?
    The smaller your mind and more stupid you are?

    I'm free and always have been?
    04-30-14 01:51 PM
  16. dphjeff's Avatar
    Rehab is a never ending circle from which there is no escape
    Why didn't you say so? Yous knows we can't read.
    04-30-14 01:51 PM
  17. dphjeff's Avatar
    Freedom is a state of mind?
    The more you think freedom exists?
    The smaller your mind and more stupid you are?

    I'm free and always have been?
    Yous talkin to me? Sorry abouts me?
    04-30-14 01:52 PM
  18. Cynycl's Avatar
    Freedom is a state of mind?
    The more you think freedom exists?
    The smaller your mind and more stupid you are?

    I'm free and always have been?
    The lunatic is on the grass.
    The lunatic is on the grass.
    Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs.
    Got to keep the loonies on the path.

    The lunatic is in the hall.
    The lunatics are in my hall.
    The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
    And every day the paper boy brings more.

    And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
    And if there is no room upon the hill
    And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
    I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.

    The lunatic is in my head.
    The lunatic is in my head
    You raise the blade, you make the change
    You re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
    You lock the door
    And throw away the key
    There's someone in my head but it's not me.

    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
    You shout and no one seems to hear.
    And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
    I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.

    "I can't think of anything to say except...
    I think it's marvelous! HaHaHa!"
    04-30-14 01:52 PM
  19. sad_old_man's Avatar
    That's nufin news see eh!
    Grapes lost it as well?
    04-30-14 01:52 PM
  20. sad_old_man's Avatar
    The lunatic is on the grass.
    The lunatic is on the grass.
    Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs.
    Got to keep the loonies on the path.

    The lunatic is in the hall.
    The lunatics are in my hall.
    The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
    And every day the paper boy brings more.

    And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
    And if there is no room upon the hill
    And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
    I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.

    The lunatic is in my head.
    The lunatic is in my head
    You raise the blade, you make the change
    You re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
    You lock the door
    And throw away the key
    There's someone in my head but it's not me.

    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
    You shout and no one seems to hear.
    And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
    I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.

    "I can't think of anything to say except...
    I think it's marvelous! HaHaHa!"
    Put the bokkles down baby?
    04-30-14 01:54 PM
  21. Cynycl's Avatar
    Why didn't you say so? Yous knows we can't read.
    For the alfabeticalie impeered

    04-30-14 01:54 PM
  22. dphjeff's Avatar
    Grapes lost it as well?
    Where them meds when you need them?
    04-30-14 01:55 PM
  23. Cynycl's Avatar
    I don't want to see you go,
    I don't even want to be there.
    I will cover up my eyes
    And pray it goes away.
    You've only lived a minute of your life
    I must be dreaming,
    Please stop screaming.
    I don't like to hear you cry.
    You just don't know
    How deep that cuts me.
    So I will cover up my eyes
    And it will go away.
    You've only lived a minute of your life
    I must be dreaming,
    Please stop screaming.
    Steven
    I hear my name. (Steven)
    Is someone calling me ?
    I hear my name. (Steven)
    That icy breath,
    It whispers screams of pain.
    I don't want to feel you die,
    But if that's the way
    That God has planned you,
    I'll put pennies on your eyes
    And it will go away, see ?
    You've only lived a minute of your life
    I must be dreaming,
    Please stop screaming.
    (Steven) (Is someone calling me ? - No)
    (Steven)
    (I think I hear a voice,
    It's outside the door.)
    (Steven) I hear my name.
    (Steven) (Is someone calling me ?
    I hear my name.)
    (Steven) (What do you want ?)
    (Steven) (What do you want ?)
    (What do you want ?) (Steven)
    (I hear my name.)
    04-30-14 01:56 PM
  24. dphjeff's Avatar
    For the alfabeticalie impeered

    Now yous knows I can't watch them there video on my phone and I'm not near my PlayBook
    04-30-14 01:57 PM
  25. Cynycl's Avatar
    For da duck

    04-30-14 01:57 PM
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