[Cynycl]

Why does the kitteh have the look of "I need to "fix" the owners of this creatures, soes dere be no mores of dem comins down the pikey........Oh, how does you spellz sp, nut, steri, oh heck, FIX 'EM NOW........."

Nixt time I be taken to the Vet, I'm gonna have to haves a talks wif 'im, and see if he can fits in my feeder man........
c

No he's just practin his Tom Cruise face, gettins readies for 0 - 8 G's in .01 seconds

[Carl Estes]

No he's just practin his Tom Cruise face, gettins readies for 0 - 8 G's in .01 seconds

I tinks you just tooked the kittehs temputure........

c

[Cynycl]

Pretty much the same thing, I didn't sign it..........

c

The Delaration of Incandescents ?

[Gooseberry Falls]

Duck has to get into the act, too...



And S_O_M...

[castoridae]

Dats if youse be abel to finds 'em, the most poplar onez, dey has been reglated to almost non existanse,
per the u.s. Gummint/epa. Now wees have to tocksik thingies to deal wif, dey dunt last as long, and youse sposed to handle like a toxic spills.............

c

Yah, just wait a bit, theybe warehouses full of dem, jus like those old radio tubes

[Cynycl]

Yah, just wait a bit, theybe warehouses full of dem, jus like those old radio tubes

Could use some of dem radio tubes to upgrade the preybook.

[sad_old_man]

Kinda hard not to mess with. Incandescent bulbs are illegal here in the US of A. at least you can purchase what stock they have left. But when there gone you can bootleg them in for us. Besides isn't UV bulbs for tanning or growing pot?

That tricky likkle uv blub was in my pond see inside the filter see eh? Well I is havin to tells you unfortunatelys and for sircumstances beyond my controls see the likkle tricky blub is now passed on to an higher power sauce and as well as that he/she (never got time to ask) is no longer bein wiv us see eh? Snot my faults see I wuz just toppin my glasses up when he mustav sed sumfink badly to my pal and my pal tuck offences to it.

MAY THE BLUB REST IN PEESE!

[dphjeff]

That tricky likkle uv blub was in my pond see inside the filter see eh? Well I is havin to tells you unfortunatelys and for sircumstances beyond my controls see the likkle tricky blub is now passed on to an higher power sauce and as well as that he/she (never got time to ask) is no longer bein wiv us see eh? Snot my faults see I wuz just toppin my glasses up when he mustav sed sumfink badly to my pal and my pal tuck offences to it.

MAY THE BLUB REST IN PEESE!

Yeah, I know it gets tricky to unscrew a light bulb. Righty tighty, lefty loosey.

[Cynycl]

Yeah, I know it gets tricky to unscrew a light bulb. Righty tighty, lefty loosey.

How many cumquats does it take to screw in a lightbulb anyway?

[dphjeff]

How many cumquats does it take to screw in a lightbulb anyway?

Don't know. But do know how many rednecks. Five! one to hold the bulb and four to turn the ladder.

[Cynycl]

Don't know. But do know how many rednecks. Five! one to hold the bulb and four to turn the ladder.

You forgot the one to get the beers

[dphjeff]

You forgot the one to get the beers

I was talking rednecks. They all have beer's.

[bambinoitaliano]

Why does the kitteh have the look of "I need to "fix" the owners of this creatures, soes dere be no mores of dem comins down the pikey........Oh, how does you spellz sp, nut, steri, oh heck, FIX 'EM NOW........."

Nixt time I be taken to the Vet, I'm gonna have to haves a talks wif 'im, and see if he can fits in my feeder man........
c

Kitty knows he iz on camera and pretend to be tormented.....kitty waiting for off camrea to put some tatto on that baby hiny..see eh?

[bambinoitaliano]

How many cumquats does it take to screw in a lightbulb anyway?

uze potatoes no screwing see eh...potatoes giv letricity see eh?

[bambinoitaliano]

No he's just practin his Tom Cruise face, gettins readies for 0 - 8 G's in .01 seconds

Kitty do not liek the other gnome, kitty only lik one lepregnome .......

[dphjeff]

You forgot the one to get the beers

Besides that's the beer wench's job.

[jpash549]

Besides that's the beer wench's job.

Don't forget to tip the waitresses.

[dphjeff]

Don't forget to tip the waitresses.

You saying she is a pushover?

[jpash549]

You saying she is a pushover?

She is your waitress. Guess you would know.

[bambinoitaliano]

You saying she is a pushover?

yuz callin her a cow?

[dphjeff]

yuz callin her a cow?

Damn the cat is on it this morning. Can't get anything be him.

[bambinoitaliano]

Damn the cat is on it this morning. Can't get anything be him.

we r the ones who paw your face 5 am in the morning remember?

[dphjeff]

we r the ones who paw your face 5 am in the morning remember?

My cat knows better! He doesn't like to take early fling lessons.

[sad_old_man]

Quiet you rabble I is studyin for my test see?

[dphjeff]

Quiet you rabble I is studyin for my test see?

I would go back to sleep but that cat is keeping me up!