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  1. BergerKing's Avatar
    Absolutely. Please be advised that due to the large amounts of energy necessary for such a study, it will be necessary to have the proper combinations of proteins, carbohydrates and sugars. I suggest a baguette and brie for protein and carbohydrates and Nutella for quick bursts of energy as may be necessary. Tools for the proper application of necessary artifacts are required, I might suggest silk ties as silk has the appropriate strength and texture.
    Don't forget the 'nanners, you don't wanna get hit with cramps!
    rottonj likes this.
    02-24-13 12:57 PM
  2. vespajet's Avatar
    702 posts and one of the most obvious stripper pole reference has yet to surface? Damn you folks are slipping or I'm just the only person warped enough to post it....

    Offended by Stripper Pole on front page?!?!?!-aa33support-single-moms-posters.jpg

    If that doesn't offend someone......
    BergerKing, nappp, TommyBB and 3 others like this.
    02-24-13 03:24 PM
  3. nappp's Avatar
    lol. some of them I need to ask for some change back!
    BergerKing likes this.
    02-24-13 04:30 PM
  4. TommyBB's Avatar
    Once upon a time, Katie, Qbn and Renee went to a strip club..

    60 character limit, including spaces, G O ! ! ! Muhahahaha!
    BergerKing likes this.
    02-24-13 09:07 PM
  5. Shanerredflag's Avatar
    And brought a shopping cart full of Nutella, mangos, black licorice

    Posted via CB10
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    02-24-13 09:19 PM
  6. nappp's Avatar
    And brought a shopping cart full of Nutella, mangos, black licorice

    Posted via CB10
    and condoms. lots of condoms
    BergerKing likes this.
    02-24-13 10:44 PM
  7. kevinnugent's Avatar
    and condoms. lots of condoms
    I find the latex too chewy.
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    02-24-13 10:49 PM
  8. BergerKing's Avatar
    And proceeded to rule CrackBerry.com with a silken tie.
    jakie55 likes this.
    02-24-13 11:27 PM
  9. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Ahhhh, good, I see the strippers I ordered finally made it.
    nappp and BergerKing like this.
    02-25-13 12:41 AM
  10. Thachoc1's Avatar
    I find the latex too chewy.
    Much like the Coneheads.

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    02-25-13 09:40 AM
  11. BergerKing's Avatar
    Ahhhh, good, I see the strippers I ordered finally made it.
    Well, someone had to get the ball rolling...
    02-26-13 01:51 AM
  12. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Well, someone had to get the ball rolling...
    Exactly, that lazy bartender () hadn't gotten to it yet, and it was getting pretty dull around here, so I figured I'd better just take the initiative and arrange some better entertainment than the bag-piper in the nearly see-through kilt.

    Strippers are always better to look at than that mental image y'all are now stuck with.

    Stand back y'all, I'm about to make it rain up in here.
    BergerKing likes this.
    02-26-13 10:11 AM
  13. BergerKing's Avatar
    Exactly, that lazy bartender () hadn't gotten to it yet, and it was getting pretty dull around here, so I figured I'd better just take the initiative and arrange some better entertainment than the bag-piper in the nearly see-through kilt.

    Strippers are always better to look at than that mental image y'all are now stuck with.

    Stand back y'all, I'm about to make it rain up in here.
    Dons gas mask.
    02-26-13 02:18 PM
  14. nappp's Avatar
    just an update, I'm still not offended. even gross things on the internet is not offensive
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    02-26-13 09:22 PM
  15. Blacklatino's Avatar
    just an update, I'm still not offended. even gross things on the internet is not offensive
    ....again, all I see is limber. Since I consume and sale nutritional supplements, I'll make sure protein shakes are available, along with energy drinks. and vitamins.
    BergerKing likes this.
    02-28-13 07:41 AM
  16. BergerKing's Avatar
    Protein shakes, is that what you call it....?
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    02-28-13 09:24 AM
  17. Blacklatino's Avatar
    Protein shakes, is that what you call it....?
    LOL. Yep.....that's the new name. (Looking over my shoulder for a MOD to pop up).
    Last edited by Blacklatino; 02-28-13 at 10:30 AM. Reason: ...it just feels right!
    nappp and BergerKing like this.
    02-28-13 10:28 AM
  18. nappp's Avatar
    coast is clear!
    02-28-13 07:36 PM
  19. BergerKing's Avatar
    LOL. Yep.....that's the new name. (Looking over my shoulder for a MOD to pop up).
    Did you have one working behind you?
    03-01-13 12:19 AM
  20. BergerKing's Avatar
    coast is clear!
    Partly cloudy with chance of flurries was what I saw.
    03-01-13 12:20 AM
  21. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    coast is clear!
    Sure, but how are the mountains and wetlands looking?
    03-01-13 08:50 AM
  22. Blacklatino's Avatar
    I find the latex too chewy.
    The edible undies taste better now than years ago.
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    03-01-13 11:26 AM
  23. middbrew's Avatar
    The edible undies taste better now than years ago.
    They always do with a little bit of aging, kind of like a good wine.
    BergerKing likes this.
    03-03-13 10:59 AM
  24. BergerKing's Avatar
    Sure, but how are the mountains and wetlands looking?
    And Death Valley is, you know, dead.
    03-03-13 11:20 AM
  25. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    And Death Valley is, you know, dead.
    Everything there is dead? You mean there's not even a little scrub vegetation growing? That doesn't sound like such a bad place, as long as a little moisture can be found somehow.
    BergerKing likes this.
    03-03-13 12:07 PM
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