1. T
    111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 (Haven't actually verified this one ... I read it on a bottle cap, lol)

    Another:

    Assign a multiple of six, in order, to every letter of the alphabet starting with A=6, B=12, C=12, etc. Then take the word "computer" and add up the numbers. What do you get?

    A=6
    B=12
    C=18
    D=24
    E=30
    F=36
    G=42
    H=48
    I=54
    J=60
    K=66
    L=72
    M=78
    N=84
    O=90
    P=96
    Q=102
    R=108
    S=114
    T=120
    U=126
    V=132
    W=138
    X=144
    Y=150
    Z=156

    Answer:

    COMPUTER = 18+90+78+96+126+120+30+108 = 666



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    07-31-11 12:48 PM
  2. pkcable's Avatar
    TMI


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    08-01-11 02:27 PM
  3. jlb21's Avatar
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    01itr, pixel8rberry and highjakker like this.
    08-02-11 09:52 AM
  4. blue81to's Avatar
    Why is 6 afraid of 7?

    Because 7 ate(eight) 9.
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    08-02-11 04:10 PM
  5. john_v's Avatar
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    BINGO!!!

    Wait, don't I win anything?
    08-02-11 07:35 PM
  6. T
    Why is 6 afraid of 7?

    Because 7 ate(eight) 9.
    I loved this! I just sms'd this to my nephew. He cracked up.

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    08-02-11 07:51 PM
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    BINGO!!!

    Wait, don't I win anything?
    You gotta pay to play

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    08-02-11 07:52 PM
  8. john_v's Avatar
    You gotta pay to play

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    But...I gave my money to PKCable!!
    08-02-11 07:53 PM
  9. SCrid2000's Avatar
    If john_v has $100 and lets PK hold $50, how much $ does john_v have?

    Here's one to kill your brain on:
    Three men go into a motel. The desk clerk said the room was $30, so each man paid $10 and went to the room. A while later, the desk clerk realized the room was only $25, so he sent the bellboy to the three guys' room with $5. On the way, the bellboy couldn't figure out how to split $5 evenly between three men, so he gave each man $1 and kept the other $2 for himself.

    This meant that the 3 men each paid $9 for the room, which is a total of $27. Add to that the $2 the bellboy kept and the total is $29. Where is the other dollar?

    Also:
    Suppose:
    a + b = c
    This can also be written as:
    4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3c
    After reorganizing:
    4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3c
    Take the constants out of the brackets:
    4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)
    Remove the same term left and right:
    4 = 3

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    08-03-11 03:47 AM
  10. blue81to's Avatar
    If john_v has $100 and lets PK hold $50, how much $ does john_v have?

    Here's one to kill your brain on:
    Three men go into a motel. The desk clerk said the room was $30, so each man paid $10 and went to the room. A while later, the desk clerk realized the room was only $25, so he sent the bellboy to the three guys' room with $5. On the way, the bellboy couldn't figure out how to split $5 evenly between three men, so he gave each man $1 and kept the other $2 for himself.

    This meant that the 3 men each paid $9 for the room, which is a total of $27. Add to that the $2 the bellboy kept and the total is $29. Where is the other dollar?

    Also:
    Suppose:
    a + b = c
    This can also be written as:
    4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3c
    After reorganizing:
    4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3c
    Take the constants out of the brackets:
    4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)
    Remove the same term left and right:
    4 = 3

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    Why are 3 men in a room together?
    08-03-11 09:06 AM
  11. middbrew's Avatar
    Why are 3 men in a room together?
    To be scammed by the bellboy.
    08-03-11 09:18 AM
  12. trucky's Avatar
    Was this in the TBL Sleazy Hotel?
    08-03-11 09:37 AM
  13. blue81to's Avatar
    Was this in the TBL Sleazy Hotel?
    Is TBL an abbreviation for Transgendered Bisexual Lesbian? Where these men born women but are legally recognized as men after their operations?
    08-03-11 05:55 PM
  14. trucky's Avatar
    I'm sooo confused...
    08-04-11 01:55 PM
  15. middbrew's Avatar
    I'm sooo confused...
    I hope this helps:

    The Tra La La Song (One Banana, Two Banana)

    Tra-la-la la-la-la-laTra-la-la la-la-la-la
    Tra-la-la la-la-la-la
    Tra-la-la la-la-la-la

    One banana two banana
    Three banana four
    Four bananas make a bunch
    And so do many more
    Over hill and highway
    The banana buggies go
    Comin' on to bring you
    The banana splits show

    Makin' up a mess of fun
    Makin' up a mess of fun
    Lots of fun for everyone

    Tra-la-la la-la-la-la
    Tra-la-la la-la-la-la
    Tra-la-la la-la-la-la
    Tra-la-la la-la-la-la
    08-05-11 02:25 PM
  16. middbrew's Avatar
    One is the loneliest number. Two can be as bad as one. It's the loneliest number since the number one.
    11-15-11 08:00 AM
  17. bluedragonfly's Avatar
    How is that even right scrid? Assuming a and b are both 1 and so c=2 in the first set. The second they equal 0 and the last is so not right because a letter represents a variable (say 1) times the letter its next to. You can't remove the letter and pose it as the same equation....?
    All of it the way its lined up equal 0. Assuming a=1 b=1 thus c=2. A variable times a variable equals a variable.

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    Last edited by bluedragonfly; 11-15-11 at 02:30 PM.
    11-15-11 02:19 PM
  18. trucky's Avatar
    How is that even right scrid? Assuming a and b are both 1 and so c=2 in the first set. The second they equal 0 and the last is so not right because a letter represents a variable (say 1) times the letter its next to. You can't remove the letter and pose it as the same equation....?
    All of it the way its lined up equal 0. Assuming a=1 b=1 thus c=2. A variable times a variable equals a variable.
    I think I should hate you.

    Has anyone seen the ibuprofen?
    11-16-11 06:27 AM
  19. Deathcommand's Avatar
    If john_v has $100 and lets PK hold $50, how much $ does john_v have?

    0 dollars because I stole his money.

    Here's one to kill your brain on:
    Three men go into a motel. The desk clerk said the room was $30, so each man paid $10 and went to the room. A while later, the desk clerk realized the room was only $25, so he sent the bellboy to the three guys' room with $5. On the way, the bellboy couldn't figure out how to split $5 evenly between three men, so he gave each man $1 and kept the other $2 for himself.

    This meant that the 3 men each paid $9 for the room, which is a total of $27. Add to that the $2 the bellboy kept and the total is $29. Where is the other dollar?

    30 dollars total.
    30-5=25
    25+3(returned)=28
    28+2(belboy stole this)=30.
    Bellboy should have returned 2 dollars.


    Also:
    Suppose:
    a + b = c
    This can also be written as:
    4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3c - <--- No it can't.
    After reorganizing:
    4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3c
    Take the constants out of the brackets:
    4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)
    Remove the same term left and right:
    4 = 3

    In simpler terms, you wrote that
    4a=3a.
    Which is false unless a=0.

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    11-16-11 06:41 AM
  20. highjakker's Avatar
    69.... 'nuff said.
    11-16-11 08:52 AM
  21. bluedragonfly's Avatar
    I think I should hate you.

    Has anyone seen the ibuprofen?
    That's cool because I'm never speaking to you again. Ha.

    Four and twenty blackbirds baked into a pie
    While seven dead frogs rot in the road
    Two little boys tell mom a lie
    How many freckles can you spot on a fly?

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    11-16-11 08:20 PM
  22. trucky's Avatar
    Flys are frecklelessishness.

    So... A fully clothed mature male carefully fries up 4 slices of thick sliced applewood smoked bacon... Not counting the occasional spatter and licked finger, will there be enough nectar bacon grease left to fry up a pound of hash browns, and two eggs over easy?
    11-17-11 07:07 AM
  23. middbrew's Avatar
    Flys are frecklelessishness.

    So... A fully clothed mature male carefully fries up 4 slices of thick sliced applewood smoked bacon... Not counting the occasional spatter and licked finger, will there be enough nectar bacon grease left to fry up a pound of hash browns, and two eggs over easy?
    Better fry up some more bacon just to be safe. you can never have too much bacon!

    Last edited by middbrew; 11-22-11 at 08:11 AM.
    11-22-11 08:08 AM
  24. trucky's Avatar
    Better fry up some more bacon just to be safe. you can never have too much bacon!

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    I hereby formally nominate middbrew for President.
    11-22-11 09:42 AM
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