1. klondikeee's Avatar
    I saw another topic here on someone's thoughts on next generation smartphones, and rather than hijacking that thread, let's make another...

    I think next generation of smartphones will be able to sexually satisfy humans, both male/female. For example, already BB can excite us with great human-machine interaction, but one step further would be to incorporate human-machine sexual interaction via physical touch.

    "Decent vibration is not enough"

    I am thinking the future sexphones as having interesting physical shape and possibilities. Kinda lika a swiss army knife in that it would be small to begin with, but would be able to extend (or withdraw) to appeal to customer's desire.

    Perhaps the phones could even be set in a "tease" mode, vibrating in our pocket, maybe even giving us "booty calls" until we satisfy them.
    Only problem I see is situations like being in a business meeting, and your co-worker saids "I got to take this call" with a certain look on his face. Returning 10 minutes later looking a little too relaxed, putting his shirt back into his pants, you realize there was nobody calling him to begin with.
    07-19-11 12:41 PM
  2. qbnkelt's Avatar
    Um....,nah...

    Shoot me if that happens.

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    07-19-11 01:07 PM
  3. klondikeee's Avatar
    Um....,nah...

    Shoot me if that happens.

    Sent from my BlackBerry 9800 using Tapatalk
    maybe I should make something clear. I'm not necessearly talking about what mobiles might come next (which will have small upgrades compared to the ones today). I'm saying in 10 years or so, we will look back at the sexphones as a "game changer".

    Imagine going into Verizon store and being introduced to latest "sex package". We all know sex sells, as first generation of sexphones takes the world by storm, sexual interaction will eventually be as essential as text messages for mobile phones. Imagine what you could do with pairing devices(!). The mobiles will also be able to make automatic status updates on facebook ("just had a wank"), and if you have some kind of health app on there, it will calculate how much energy you spent on your little physical journey and what you should consume to recover.
    Mobiles are far more intimate and portable than PCs, that's why the development is more likely to happen in that area.
    Last edited by klondikeee; 07-19-11 at 01:27 PM.
    07-19-11 01:19 PM
  4. Laura Knotek's Avatar
    maybe I should make something clear. I'm not necessearly talking about what mobiles might come next (which will have small upgrades compared to the ones today). I'm saying in 10 years or so, we will look back at the sexphones as a "game changer".

    Imagine going into Verizon store and being introduced to latest "sex package". We all know sex sells, as first generation of sexphones takes the world by storm, sexual interaction will eventually be as essential as text messages for mobile phones. Imagine what you could do with pairing devices(!). The mobiles will also be able to make automatic status updates on facebook ("just had a wank"), and if you have some kind of health app on there, it will calculate how much energy you spent on your little physical journey and what you should consume to recover.
    Mobiles are far more intimate and portable than PCs, that's why the development is more likely to happen in that area.
    Great. Just what we need are more politicians behaving badly due to special sex apps. Anthony Weiner did just fine in the bad behavior without any special apps.
    07-19-11 01:30 PM
  5. CGI's Avatar
    I don't want my phone touching me... and I don't want to borrow a phone to make a call from someone who has one of these!

    LOL

    I don't see phones doing anything in the sexual realm outside of porn.
    07-19-11 01:50 PM
  6. lunatyck's Avatar
    i sure would hate to have one of these "sex phones" go off during a conference or a meeting lol
    07-19-11 02:02 PM
  7. qbnkelt's Avatar
    OK, I'm reeeeeeaaally sorry, but...um....I don't want my toys in a boardroom...if you get my meaning.

    Besides...much prefer humans to chipsets...

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    07-19-11 02:38 PM
  8. qbnkelt's Avatar
    I don't want my phone touching me... and I don't want to borrow a phone to make a call from someone who has one of these!

    LOL

    I don't see phones doing anything in the sexual realm outside of porn.

    Well...they're useful in long distance situations...yah...

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    07-19-11 02:40 PM
  9. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    So far, so good, but tread carefully ya'll.

    BTW, mine does enough for me already.
    07-19-11 02:50 PM
  10. gimemoore's Avatar
    They already have the "Purring Kitty" java app...
    07-19-11 02:55 PM
  11. dalton4L's Avatar
    Quite possibly the dumbest idea ever.
    07-19-11 03:07 PM
  12. BoldtotheMax's Avatar
    Dude, come back to planet Earth....or pass whatever you are smoking over this way....

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    07-19-11 03:27 PM
  13. Branta's Avatar
    So far, so good, but tread carefully ya'll.

    BTW, mine does enough for me already.
    They're not listening... we don't need detailed descriptions until products are launched.

    This is too far in the future for general discussion, moving to Rehab. Keep it clean and abstract please, or the thread (and maybe some participants) will disappear.
    07-19-11 04:46 PM
  14. Branta's Avatar
    Well...they're useful in long distance situations...yah...
    I can imagine some extension into Virtual Reality...
    07-19-11 04:49 PM
  15. klondikeee's Avatar
    For the kids who didn't grew up in the past,
    here's a reminder that there was already something
    like a stylish sexphone which was very popular back then:



    Some people will say "it's just a funky design",
    but that's my point. The sexphone itself is not going to look overly sexual, but it will be customizeable on the go, and can be used for anything you want.
    Knowing the mind of everyday people (aswell as the technological progression of the past), I think it's very likely they'll start exploiting it for sexual use, hence why it will be known as a "sexphone", and be a game changer.
    07-19-11 06:46 PM
  16. Woody Sunders's Avatar
    Wow! Never seen those before.
    07-20-11 05:46 AM
  17. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Someone has made advancements in the concept.

    07-20-11 11:05 AM
  18. pdunc44's Avatar
    Wow! I like your style, think outside the box. Everyone who replied seemed so uptight with their posts. Relax people, laugh a little.
    07-20-11 11:19 AM
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    07-27-11 11:01 PM
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