Gain weight, smoke more, watch more worthless stuff on TV, try to get away with missing more work for goofing off; maybe even explore dropping out and becoming a snowboard bum. I have never been able to keep any resolutions so I have set the bar at an attainable level,
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I have several that I am determined to complete: 1) Divorce, 2) Sell House, 3) Move, 4) Get a new Job 5) Slow down on BB usage (ha ha) And after all said and done, I might stop drinking (another ha ha)
For the new year...stop leaping off of buildings with full confidence in a knockoff leather diesel jacket with tiny wings attached to it, stop purposely communicating in a deep, raspy, monotone, threatening voice that hurts my vocal chords...start working out more so guys who wear powder and who can't color inside the lines of a coloring book...can't kick my *** anymore. There's so much more I can list; but I just received a rather painful paper cut* on my dominant-typing hand.
*not your ordinary paper by the way; it's a thin sheath of razor-sharp titanium manufactured in an underground laboratory by a man with nine lives.
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For the new year...stop leaping off of buildings with full confidence in a knockoff leather diesel jacket with tiny wings attached to it, stop purposely communicating in a deep, raspy, monotone, threatening voice that hurts my vocal chords...start working out more so guys who wear powder and who can't color inside the lines of a coloring book...can't kick my *** anymore. There's so much more I can list; but I just received a rather painful paper cut* on my dominant-typing hand.
*not your ordinary paper by the way; it's a thin sheath of razor-sharp titanium manufactured in an underground laboratory by a man with nine lives.
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Let's see...get better grades [gotta look good for med school] and get a job [oh so necessary]