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  1. john45acp's Avatar
    Sorry I'm so late workin at home.
    First kill all stinkin cong then go home

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    02-26-09 07:18 PM
  2. iGanja's Avatar
    Sorry I'm so late workin at home.
    First kill all stinkin cong then go home
    silver wings, upon their chest;
    these are men, Americas best;
    one hundred men, will test today;
    but only three, win the green beret;
    02-26-09 11:16 PM
  3. iGanja's Avatar
    next:

    "I race cars. I fondle women. But, I have weekends off, and I am my own boss."
    02-26-09 11:19 PM
  4. aerophage's Avatar
    That's from "Arthur." But you forgot the part about "I play tennis."

    Anyway... Next up!

    I don't give a damn what men find attractive. It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.

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    02-27-09 12:59 AM
  5. iGanja's Avatar
    That's from "Arthur." But you forgot the part about "I play tennis."

    Anyway... Next up!

    I don't give a damn what men find attractive. It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.
    hmmm, i've watched that movie a hundred times and I don't recall him saying he plays tennis. I shall have to investigate further.

    the quote I totally know, but can't come up with the movie just yet.

    g'nite aero
    02-27-09 01:32 AM
  6. cretz42#WN's Avatar
    That's from "Arthur." But you forgot the part about "I play tennis."

    Anyway... Next up!

    I don't give a damn what men find attractive. It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.

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    pulp fiction. haha i quoted it earlier in the thread, awesome movie.



    -What's that?

    -It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.

    -No. I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I didn't expect a f*****g rainforest. You could fall in love with an orangutan in there! Bring me a pint.

    -You want a pint, you go to the pub.

    -I thought this was a pub.

    -It's a Samoan pub
    02-27-09 01:45 AM
  7. aerophage's Avatar
    Wait, is that the next quote?

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    02-27-09 02:16 AM
  8. cretz42#WN's Avatar
    yea, more of a dialogue.
    02-27-09 03:24 AM
  9. skullgame45's Avatar
    Wankers, that's from Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels!

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    02-27-09 06:05 AM
  10. skullgame45's Avatar
    Ok here's another dialogue, sort of:

    - I got the BGs.

    - What's the BGs?

    - The bubble guts, I'm nervous and I'm bout to sh!t on my self


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    02-27-09 06:17 AM
  11. rehab0808's Avatar
    Next Friday
    02-27-09 06:50 AM
  12. rehab0808's Avatar
    "God help you if you're wrong.
    If I'm wrong, then we're at war; God help us all."
    02-27-09 06:51 AM
  13. MzSweetyPie82's Avatar
    That my good sir is Crimson Tide
    02-27-09 09:59 AM
  14. rehab0808's Avatar
    Right you are. You have the floor!
    02-27-09 10:02 AM
  15. MzSweetyPie82's Avatar
    Here's the next quote:
    Again...it's a comedy!

    "If you hit a man, in time his wounds will heal. If you steal from a man, you can replace what you've stolen. But always cross in the green, never in between. Because the honorable Elijah Muhammed Ali floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. And always remember my brother, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone, two thousand, zero, zero, party, oops! Out of time, my bacon smellin' fine."


    LOL...see who can guess this one...
    02-27-09 10:03 AM
  16. john45acp's Avatar
    Dont be a mennace. They Wayans family does some funny but thought provoking movies/TV

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    02-27-09 10:31 AM
  17. john45acp's Avatar
    I haven't watched any Wayans stuff fo awhile. Gonna have to soon.
    New quote
    "Got a meeting with the Bobs"

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    02-27-09 10:40 AM
  18. MzSweetyPie82's Avatar
    Office Space!!
    02-27-09 11:06 AM
  19. MzSweetyPie82's Avatar
    Here's my quote:

    "Dude, I don't even know where the f*ck I am right now. I was at this party earlier tonight and some guy hooked me up with this incredible "X" - next thing I know I'm being thrown out of a moving car. I've been trippin' balls ever since."
    02-27-09 11:09 AM
  20. 12MaNy's Avatar
    That would be NPH from "Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle".


    Here's one for ya:


    "...and when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig s***, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
    02-27-09 12:17 PM
  21. iGanja's Avatar
    That would be NPH from "Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle".


    Here's one for ya:


    "...and when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig s***, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
    not sure i'd classify this as a "quote" more like a monologue.
    'tis Snatch
    02-27-09 12:26 PM
  22. aerophage's Avatar
    I love that movie! That's Snatch

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    02-27-09 12:33 PM
  23. aerophage's Avatar
    Damn you ganja! Lol

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    02-27-09 12:34 PM
  24. iGanja's Avatar
    tee hee!

    okay, not positive this is an exact quote, but it shouldn't matter:

    you don't mean the church too? I mean especially the church.
    02-27-09 12:40 PM
  25. 12MaNy's Avatar
    not sure i'd classify this as a "quote" more like a monologue.'tis Snatch

    Same thing smartypants.
    02-27-09 12:42 PM
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